Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Oprah & Her Lesbian Hide-a-way

If you were a straight unmarried billionaire would you help buy a $7 million dollar condo in New York for your closest "not gay" best girlfriend?

OR

Would you keep it a secret and filter the money through a company named after your Cocker Spaniel?

mmm...what would a closeted lesbian do?

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