Michelle Rodriguez Dykealicious & Going To Jail!

Michelle Rodriguez been sentenced to 180 days in county jail for a probation violation and will not be eligible for early release.

Michelle violated her probation by not completing her community service requirement and also drinking alcohol three times while wearing an electronic alcohol monitoring device.

You been a bad, bad girl Michelle. I have some community service you can do...in my bed! LICK IT!

Rosie O'Donnell Signs & Shushes!

Rosie O'Donnell was at Barnes & Noble Tuesday for three hours signing her book Celebrity Detox, in stores now.

All profits from the book go to Rosie's Broadway Kids program dedicated to enriching the lives of children through arts education.

The dumb Donald Trump told TV’s Extra “The book is boring and has no educational value. Rosie is very unkind to Barbara Walters who saved her dying career. She is a very disloyal person.”

Nobody cares what you think, Donald!

If you wanna hear more of what Rosie has to say about her book she has posted more videos talking about her new book on her website.

Tile Tequila Episode Recap

So for you my lovely ladies I sat through the entire premiere of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and it was more interesting than I expected. Here is a minute by minute recap.

10:00 - Opening montage, Tila Music video and introduction bisexual hot girl who can't find love.

10:02 – Testosterone Arrives. First dumb quote. "I've never been with an asian girl before but I love Chinese Food."

10:03 – Reveal fabulous 4 story hot pink mansion and symbolic keys to Tila's heart



10:04 – The drinking starts (what’s reality TV without a open bar?)

10:05 – The Men begin begging, playing and gift giving. First up a virgin aspiring singer suitor with great lyrics, “I gotta find a way, I gotta find a way, I gotta find a way, to get to you, I gotta find a way” classic!

10:06 – First Kiss

10:07 – Second kiss – Random Italian Euro trash guy who says he can have sex with any women he cooks for…sure

10:08 – First Homophobic joke

10:09 – Tila beat boxes with lame aspiring rapper suitor

10:10 – First testosterone bitch fight

10:11 - commercial

10:12 - fight continues – Tila is unimpressed but I bet she keeps them around

10:14 - Male suitor gives Tila Diamond earrings. Her response “This bitch can’t be bought…oh wait maybe she can!”…snap

10:16 - commercial break – Why does she keep saying I am a bisexual? Like it's a strange kind of fruit. Whatever, she's hot.

10:20 - Tila decides which 5 boys to send home. Oh think, think, think



10:21 - Tila appears out of a slow rotating bar with a sexy soundtrack.

10:22 - Goodbye - Benny from Boston who gave her a tea bag as a gift (lame) Robbie who gave a Tila a frog figurine (guess he is the prince) Michael the drummer with the hot pink jacket (enough said) Lance the guy from clown college (clowns are cool but not sexy) Greg who gave Tila body oil and tried to get to second base (first episode dude slow down)

10:23 - Toast to love and Tila sends the boys home for the night



10:24 - Commercial Break

10:27 - 15 Lesbians Arrive..oh I spotted some real lesbians and a couple butches!

10:28 - Tila joins the girls wearing a so hot gold dress and the girls just love her, screaming all over for Tila's hotness!



10:29 - Drinking starts first person to say “Let’s take a shot of tequila!”

10:30 - Tila discovers she has matching panties with Amanda. Then America is introduced to the definition of Gold star lesbian and Silver star lesbian

10:31 - Second virgin

10:32 - Tila says girls make her tingle. I just like the way she says tingle.

10:33 - Tila kisses a girl and dishes a butch. Whatever, I love you butches.

10:35 - Sitting next to Tila and you talking about your ex, bad idea girl friend! Girls overly emotional…WHAT? I’ve never seen that?

10:36 - More kisses. Tila loves the ladies!

10:37 - Commercial and announcement of costume contest! YES!

10:40 - Costume contest – in order - catholic school girl, nurse, topless angel, cat, maid, army, construction (ohh sloppy), girl scout, dominatrix (Tila grabbed her whip and ouch that’s gotta hurt.) hot butch in a lame robe? (Amada says butches are creepy, HATER!) , plumber, taxi, butch firefighter, orange…what? Card bikini, American flag,


10:44 – think, think, think!

10:45 - Tila appears out of a in a rotating bar, please keep a butch..please

10:46 - bye Scout (orange) , Ellie ( plumber) Chaos (army), Brenda (taxi), Keasha (caution). Butches Stay…YES!



10:47 - commercial

10:51 - Pool party and bisexual surprise reveal – Boys arrive

10:52 - Girls arrive – Bikini's rocks!

10:53 - Boys meet Lesbian

10:54 - Amanda says - "What is penis doing here?"

10:55 - Tila "I am A bisexual!"

10:57 - Titillating montage of future episodes, one huge bed, mud wrestling, pole dancing, crying, I love you, I love you, fighting, screaming, cat fight, ambulance, more crying!

10:58 - Tila’s final words “It’s not about being with a guy or a girl, it’s about what’s best for me”

10:59 - Final shot of Tila running yelling “Wait, Wait, Wait!!”

Ok I have to admit it I'm hooked. Tila is hot, and the potential for dyke drama is immense. I guess I will have to watch again next week. Who am I kidding I will be watching every week. I will make sure to keep up the recaps. If you want to watch the full episode online go here

Lesbian Move Day - High Art

Yummy Ally Sheedy!

Beth Ditto Happy Being A Big Fat Dyke!

The 26-year old diva singer of the group The Gossip tells The Telegraph she’s happy being a “big fat dyke”.

‘I didn’t hate my body. Other people did, which was hard to understand. ‘There was this fat-girl revolution. My whole life I’d felt that because you were fat you were never going to be successful, and then I met these people who said, “Actually, that’s not true. It’s sexy.”’

‘You can spend all that energy trying to change who you are and not get important things done, or you can accept it and do what matters. If what matters to you is starving yourself and working out, then that to me is so depressing. In the meantime you could be making a really amazing song or painting a great picture or meeting people who actually care about you.’

Britney Just Can't Keep Her Legs Shut!

Britney keeps trying new things. First she bombs on her performance at the VMA's, her album tanks, she looses her kids, missed her first visitation appointment, now visits her kids with a parenting coach supervising and she got drug tested.

But have no fear Britney will never stop opening her legs so wide that we get this lovely shot.

Oh, Behave...no really please...behave!

Sienna Miller Naked Again

Sienna Miller was topless a few weeks ago and now she fully naked filming a skinny dipping scene for her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake.

A little too skinny for me but I thought some of you might find it enjoyable.

Sienna Miller Naked - NSFW

Preaching To The Choir!

Let California Ring's new campaign commercial.