Rosie Talk About Britney...Again

Rosie O'Donnell blogs about Britney Spears now that she has returned to the hospital for medical evaluation. Again! Who needs a evaluation Brit has lost it. You know your crazy when your dating a member of the paparazzi cult that stalks your every move. CraZZZy!


ferrets
the search for excellence
a film by mark lewis
i need 2 know him

here is the crime and confusion
4 all involved
the illusion of connectedness
six degrees

this artist man stranger
gets it

my desire to move in closer
is huge

tony kushner
we have been in rooms 2 gether
miles apart
fame imposed - my own lack of belief

the old man at the beach
listening for the beep
waving a silver disc
its here

i could spot it
perfect ping
divine yellow
i didnt have any of my own

i have never spoken to tony krushner
i saw the POV doc about him last week
it profoundly moved me
his everything

here is the fame game
i could call him
if i were brave enough
i am not

my puppy is sleeping next to me
i get 2 b a new mom again
with a kid who wont grow up
ever

ferret oh ferret
stealer of socks
go to PBS.ORG
buy this asap

trust me
24.99
a loving best in show
complete with a rainbow bridge

this wont read well
crazy they will screame
very artists final fear
the spectators scowl

i want someone to hit enhance
on the mavericks web site
the water bluer

the angels flying in neoprene brighter

greg long won
next year i am going
there - to church
no matter what



whenever young girl stars
came on my show
i tried to warn them
go to school

follow jodie
she did it
u can too
save urself

she was parkers age when i met her
lil souther girl with a tiny twang
yes maam she smiled
adorable

she wanted it
the mothers always said
as way of both apology and explaination
in the dressing room

vivi would
if i let her
support r family
with her light and talent

its not mine 2 sell

they could not have known
at the start
that this would b the result
it is sold as the answer


if i had a magic wand
i would will her the strength
windex all windows
watch the sun warm her soul


clear
they scream in er’s
u can be jolted back 2 life
then cared 4 thru full repair

staph infection
blood clot
drug addiction
columbine

only the most brave
go into the big wave
seven mark foo
went under


all together
we pray

Rosie, Britney & Princess Diana?

Rosie O’Donnell wrote about Britney Spears on her blog comparing her to Princess Diana (ummm...what!) :

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.

All this fresh, painful frailty costs her so much, but it lines their pockets very well. A kings ransom was paid for those tabloid-ready cheap shots of her with messy hair, tear-soaked eyes, and the half-smile of a desperate baby girl.

“I’m scared,” she told them yesterday, when they later mobbed her at court. “Move back,” she said. “I’m scared. Stop it. Stop it. I want to get back in the car. Just stop it. Let me get in the car, please.”

Sometimes it really is too much. Internal wires cross. Anxiety hits. Panic sets in the heart.

Dread. Fear.
But she asked for it, she’s a public figure.

At eight years old, she bravely stood before a microphone. By 17, she had sold 25 million records. Where were the sidewalk-skinned knees, the chalk stained hands, the monkey bars, the passed notes? A Disney set is not a childhood, no matter how many bright colors they use, or how cheerful the script.

Not a girl, barely even a woman yet, they chased her. A mob of stalkers for whom no stalking laws have been written. Smother. Crush. Flash. Photo Credit. Even Dr. “Get Real” Phil got in on the action. Unreal.

83 million albums sold so far. How many pictures?

The tunnel is crowded now. There are only inches of separation between vulnerability and disaster.

Britney Needs Attention

Brit does so much crazy stuff all day, there is not enough hours in the day to type it all up. But she wanted you to see her nipples, so here you go. Making almost a $800,000 a month and you don't have a bra? But you have plenty of time to have screaming fits in gas station bathrooms?



Somebody please give this girl some attention and valedation...please

Spears & Hilton - Could They Be Lesbians?

Britney Spears is threatening to release video footage of one-time friend Paris Hilton in a lesbian romp with a mutual pal - if the socialite doesn't start treating her better.

London's Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears' camp has sent to Hilton, demanding Paris stops being rude to Britney and members of her entourage.
They reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.

A source says, "The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online."

But a source close to Hilton tells the Mail, "It's obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c**p."

What Britney Was Supposed To Do!!

Check out the dancers rehersal for Britney's VMA performance.
In case you were unsure it shows how lame Britney's performance relly was.

Whatever happened to Brits secret girl friend y'all?

Britney Such A F@cking Lady!

I wasn't even going to post this but she just never stops showing what a truly classic and modest lady she is.

As you guest here is the pic of forgeting to wear underwear and then spreading her legs wide for the paparazzi.

NSFW Britney's underwearless photoshoot

Also just released the uncensored version of the Gimme More video with Spears topless with pasties. It's still pretty awful but I thought it would post it anyway.

Britney Just Can't Keep Her Legs Shut!

Britney keeps trying new things. First she bombs on her performance at the VMA's, her album tanks, she looses her kids, missed her first visitation appointment, now visits her kids with a parenting coach supervising and she got drug tested.

But have no fear Britney will never stop opening her legs so wide that we get this lovely shot.

Oh, Behave...no really please...behave!

Brit Looses Her Kids

A Los Angeles judge took away Britney Spears custody of her two children. Are you surprised?

Britney Needs To Buy Panties!

The mess that is Britney was caught after the VMA's without her underwear.....AGAIN!

I’m all for going commando, but not when photographers are always following you around.

Did she really think this was going to help her career, or was it just another in a long line of clueless mistakes.

If you have the stomach for it, click here for the NSFW pics.

Britney Is Over!

Nothing more to say, just watch the video from last night's VMA performance.

Remember oops!...i did it again LIVE at the VMA's.
Now that was a performance.

Sorry darling but you are so over. Go home and take care of your kids.

Britney Spears In Jeopardy Tonight

I can feel it coming in the air tonight
I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight

I'm guessing this is how Britney is feeling tonight. The pressure has got to be bearing down on her. All reports are that tonight’s performance at the MTV Video Awards is either going to remake or finally break her now fragile career.

Spears will open the MTV Video Awards tonight and perform (dance, lip-sync) her new single "Gimme More" a track that begins with the warning, "It's Britney, bitch!"

MTV has posted video of her rehearsal and the southern mess has been spotted all over Las Vegas, not resting or practicing but partying with Criss Angel, Diddy, checking out Cirque du Soleil, drinking (didn’t she go to rehab?) and shopping, lots of shopping.

Well she is not trying to earn our respect; hopefully she still has the talent to bring it. But really Brit do you realling think lip syncing is a very good way to start?

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.