Showing posts with label MTV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MTV. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2008

Lesbians Lesbians Everywhere

I don't know who these people are but they are girls who kissing each other and that's good enough for me.

Perez Hilton is reporting:

Sia and her girlfriend, J.D. Samson at the Dolly Parton concert at NYC's Radio Music Hall on Thursday night.

Reports from Australia claim that the Veronicas wild child Jess Origliasso put on quite the lipstick lesbian show on Monday with Oz MTV Australia VJ, Ruby Rose.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - FINALE - recap!!

So we are down to the final two

Bobby "A real sweetheart" from Brooklyn

and our favorite

"Tomboyish" Dani from Fort Lauderdale.









May the Butches (or Futches) end up on TOP…of me.

RECAP!

10:00 – Season Recap


10:01 – Is it lame that I like Tila’s theme song?


10:02 – Message in the bottle – Tila’s Life 101


10:03 – Tila is a musician who writes her own songs?..uh..ok..sure whatever you say baby girl.


10:04 – Bobby & Dani write a song for Tila and surprise Dani plays guitar!


10:05 – Bobby B the rapper – whatever LAME!


10:06 – DANI is so cute so and frickin rocked it….i’m a little wet right now


10:07 – Really quick photoshoot, why did they make Dani wear that tube top? Couldn’t they call the stylist from the L Word?


10:08 – Commercial Break


10:10 – Dinner with Tila plus Bobby & Dani’s family


10:11 – Mom reveals info bobby slept with his mom till he was 6!


10:12 – Vibrators chandelers never noticed that before


10:13 – Bobby’s mom talks too much!!


10:14 – Parents enter the SIN room!


10:14 – Tila works the pole and falls out of her dress! NICE!


10:15 – Commercial Break


10:19 – New Day – Dani & Bobby are cranky and sleepy


10:20 – Pedicure DAY!


10:21 – Dani reminisces about falling for Tila (sigh…tear) so sweet!


10:22 – Of course they play Indigo Girls for Dani montage


10:23 – Bobby reminisces about falling for Tila (yawn…sigh)


10:24 – Yup he is still a goober


10:25 – Commercial Break – I’m going pee pee


10:30 – Dani’s final dinner


10:31 – Dani says she is the best one and she feels Tila likes her best


10:32 – She gives Tila a keychain with a love note and her phone number


10:33 – Cuddle Time!


10:34 – Tila said “I Love You”…huh?


10:35 – Bobby Grotto Date (yeah that’s love..what?)


10:36 – Bobby gives her a really nice notebook/journal with a note that he appreciates her…o.k. kinda sweet


10:37 – I don’t see a connection, he’s cute but she’s not smiling or laughing as much as when she was with Dani


10:38 – Kissing, lots of kissing


10:39 – Commercial Break – This is taking forever
10:40 – ok..here we go, oh my GOD, I’m so excited!


10:42 – Dani, Bobby I Love Tila montage


10:43 – Dani looks HOT, HOT, HOT! Yup wet again!


10:44 – “Dani you rocked my world, you are the best of both worlds”


10:45 – “You fought hard for me, made me laugh you are hard on the outside and softy on the inside”


10:46 – A Shot at Love with……..Bobby….WHAT!?!?! NO NO NO NO!


10:46 – Dani walks away stoically and gracefully as they kiss!


10:47 – Tila runs to Dani, leaves Bobby holding the key.


10:48 – Commercial Break – Oh great time for a break…thanks MTV
10:52 – Tila’s heart exploded and she ran to Dani to say she meant so much to her.


10:53 – Dani is upset but she’s holding it together, like a true butch. “I really love the girl.”


10:54 – Bobby just can’t believe it. You not the only one buddy.


10:55 –I really don’t have anything else to say. I don’t even wanna watch anymore.


10:56 – Tila says “In the end I ended up with a Man.” MORE LAME!

Reunion Show Sneek Peak


Tila Talks Back

Sunday, December 16, 2007

New Years Eve With Tila Tequila

Wanna spend New Years with Tila? Well all you have to do is stay home and watch the tube and yes, Dani will be there!

“Tila Tequila’s New Years Eve Masquerade 2008” will air live Monday, December 31st from 11:00pm ET to 12:30am ET in the network’s Times Square studio in the heart of New York City, the world’s most popular party playground. MTV “A Shot At Love” star Tila Tequila will host the event alongside MTV VJs Damien Fahey and Lyndsey Rodrigues.

As Tila hosts the ultimate New Year’s Eve party, viewers can expect some of the “A Shot At Love” cast to stop by to help her celebrate, including the Season One winner of Tila’s heart and a special appearance by series favorite Domenico. Treated to the ultimate year-end bash, an audience masked in masquerade attire will rock out to house DJ Travis of Gym Class Heroes who will spin the year’s most popular tunes amidst hot performances by Mary J. Blige, Kid Rock, Fabolous, Paramore, Good Charlotte, Wyclef, Boys Like Girls and Flo Rida.

I love Tila, but I think I'll just DVR it and spend New Years as usual, naked, drugged and drunk with 10 dykealicious women touching my entire body till I scream for the guards to put me back in solitary confinement.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - RECAP!!

So for you my lovely ladies each week I am going to watch and recap every episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila . Here is a minute by minute recap, with my two cents thrown in.

9:59 – Recap and intro

10:00 – I am a bisexual – what a way to come out of the closet- guys and girls all upset and confused – my eyes are burning a butch in a bikini top


10:01 – Girls are mad and feel betrayed by Tila.

10:03 – Girls all mad stop hitting on me you stupid dick, yes we really are gay

10:03 – Girls gang up on euro trash Italian Domenico


10:04 – Euro trash Domenico pushed into the pool – everyone hates him

10:06 –Boy fight

10:07 –Commercial break

10:10 – Fight continues security comes in


10:11 – Euro guy thinks he is the voice of reason…yeah right!

10:12 – Fight starts again

10:13 – Tila cries and HOT Rebecca is there to comfort her and understand her and of course kiss her!


10:14 – All the girls run over to Tila to join in the comforting….hot!

10:15 – Lala leaves discussed with everyone’s behavior, oh yeah and the men.

10:16 – Commercial Break

10:19 – Tila chases Lala but Lala still leaves…WHAT!!!

10:20 – Tila keeps it real


10:21 – Vanessa reveals her strategy – distract the boys with her hotness and to show Tila her love

10:22 – Ashli admits she wants to lose her virginity to Tila

10:23 – Ashley is a box of rocks! How is this guy a high school guidance counselor?

10:24 – Guys start asking girls “do you think I’m hot?”

10:25 – Commercial Break – 4 going home tonight

10:28 – Is she going to wear the swimsuit the whole episode? YES PLEASE!

10:29 – The boys strut the runway in high heels

10:30 – Girls start talking lots of shit.

10:31 – Marcus back flips in heels and moons Tila with his yucky ass

10:32 – Girls do 20 pushups – LESBIANS UNITE!

10:33 – Marcus slaps a Sara ass, then denies it - drama starts again


10:35 – Foam party…uh…girls bikinis and foam what else is there to say. Where the guys even there?

10:36 – 2 guys a 1 girl (Eric, Eddie, Rebeckah) find hidden chips in the foam and win alone time before the elimination

10:37 – Commercial Break

10:40 – Virgin Eddie – declines a kiss from Tila. ARE YOU CRAZY!

10:42 –Tila kisses Rebecca a lot……yup a lot

10:44 – Think, Think, Think – Commercial Break

10:45 – Think, Think, Think

10:46 – “My confidence is equal to or below less” Ashley is a stupid drunk hick.

10:49 – Tila returns - No rotating bar?

10:50 – Tila promises no more secrets

10:51 – 4 to go home but the rest get to move into the house tomorrow.

10:52 – Going home - Virgin Eddie, Grace (buy hot asian), Stephianie (one butch down) Goodbye

10:53 – Michael gotta stop being a mamas boy - but you can stay. Scared Ya! -

10:55 – Marcus BYE, BYE!

10:57 – Tila says lets do it “Tila Style” then bends over and shakes it “Stripper Style”

10:58 – Next time – 17 guys and girls move in to the mansion and there is only one really big bed and girls are cheating on Tila already.

If you want to watch the episode go here

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Britney Is Over!

Nothing more to say, just watch the video from last night's VMA performance.

Remember oops!...i did it again LIVE at the VMA's.
Now that was a performance.

Sorry darling but you are so over. Go home and take care of your kids.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

MTV Loves Lesbians

MTV has had a lot of gay pride in the last 5 years featuring Gays & Lesbians in many of their reality shows. OK so sometimes it’s just a clown like super queen for laughs, or a super trashy lesbian coed for sex appeal. Now MTV has a new show Engaged and Underage, about young teens who decide to take that trip down the aisle.


Meet 19 year old Cassie and Emmelie! After meeting on MySpace and dating for six weeks, moving in together with Emmelie’s parents they decide now is the time for a lifetime commitment. Um…What?

I do not think these girls will be together long, especially after one major fight Emmelie asks “Why do you want to be with me?” and Cassies says “I don’t want to be alone!” Yeah ok, a great recipe for a lifetime of love.


But it is the struggle of the parents what really makes this episode worth watching. Both sets of parents are having a very hard time with the young teens being gay let alone getting married. One Father even refuses to walk her little girl down the aisle and the parents almost refuse to meet each other. Guess what happens…..young love wins out in the end!

Check out the full episode and extra features on line at MTV.com

Monday, August 13, 2007

Is Milla the Resident Evil?

Here is something to brighten up your Monday, the trailer for in the closet hottie Milla Jovovich’s new movie Resident Evil: Extinction, also featuring Ali Larter from Heroes and MTV star Ashanti.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Another Real World Bisexual

So the new season of the Real World is about to start again and again they've found a hot college bisexual. Well will see if she's bi or just a (insert squeaky voice) "I kiss girls after only 3 shots!

Where is the Real World Dyke who will come in and be just one of the boys hanging, serving the ladies shots, 3 shots of course, then slowly seducing them till they are all naked and screaming her name. Now that's a reality show I would watch!

MTV I could hook you up with some hot dykes. Hit show I’m telling you! Anyway whatever, we'll see what happens.

Here is her Official MTV Bio:

Age: 24 Sacramento, California.

Shauvon is more than just a buxom blonde bombshell; she is also an intellectual sex columnist for Sacramento State University's newspaper. Raised primarily by her controlling mother, Shauvon was pressured to have her ambitions and goals intricately planned out. This often resulted in Shauvon putting her mother's happiness before her own. Tired of being told what to do, she recently broke off her engagement to a man who forced her to choose between a career and him. Although she knows she made the right decision, the wound is still raw.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Madonna is the Queen of Pop!

Madonna has been rocking the world for over 25 years now, and MTV is set to mark the milestone with a very special celebration.

The network is said to be working on a two hour special in honor of the Queen of Pop. Details still being worked out but the word is Madonna will perform and other stars will cover her 25 years of hits.

Well we can't think of anyone who deserves this honor more. Congratulations!