Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - FINALE - recap!!

So we are down to the final two

Bobby "A real sweetheart" from Brooklyn

and our favorite

"Tomboyish" Dani from Fort Lauderdale.









May the Butches (or Futches) end up on TOP…of me.

RECAP!

10:00 – Season Recap


10:01 – Is it lame that I like Tila’s theme song?


10:02 – Message in the bottle – Tila’s Life 101


10:03 – Tila is a musician who writes her own songs?..uh..ok..sure whatever you say baby girl.


10:04 – Bobby & Dani write a song for Tila and surprise Dani plays guitar!


10:05 – Bobby B the rapper – whatever LAME!


10:06 – DANI is so cute so and frickin rocked it….i’m a little wet right now


10:07 – Really quick photoshoot, why did they make Dani wear that tube top? Couldn’t they call the stylist from the L Word?


10:08 – Commercial Break


10:10 – Dinner with Tila plus Bobby & Dani’s family


10:11 – Mom reveals info bobby slept with his mom till he was 6!


10:12 – Vibrators chandelers never noticed that before


10:13 – Bobby’s mom talks too much!!


10:14 – Parents enter the SIN room!


10:14 – Tila works the pole and falls out of her dress! NICE!


10:15 – Commercial Break


10:19 – New Day – Dani & Bobby are cranky and sleepy


10:20 – Pedicure DAY!


10:21 – Dani reminisces about falling for Tila (sigh…tear) so sweet!


10:22 – Of course they play Indigo Girls for Dani montage


10:23 – Bobby reminisces about falling for Tila (yawn…sigh)


10:24 – Yup he is still a goober


10:25 – Commercial Break – I’m going pee pee


10:30 – Dani’s final dinner


10:31 – Dani says she is the best one and she feels Tila likes her best


10:32 – She gives Tila a keychain with a love note and her phone number


10:33 – Cuddle Time!


10:34 – Tila said “I Love You”…huh?


10:35 – Bobby Grotto Date (yeah that’s love..what?)


10:36 – Bobby gives her a really nice notebook/journal with a note that he appreciates her…o.k. kinda sweet


10:37 – I don’t see a connection, he’s cute but she’s not smiling or laughing as much as when she was with Dani


10:38 – Kissing, lots of kissing


10:39 – Commercial Break – This is taking forever
10:40 – ok..here we go, oh my GOD, I’m so excited!


10:42 – Dani, Bobby I Love Tila montage


10:43 – Dani looks HOT, HOT, HOT! Yup wet again!


10:44 – “Dani you rocked my world, you are the best of both worlds”


10:45 – “You fought hard for me, made me laugh you are hard on the outside and softy on the inside”


10:46 – A Shot at Love with……..Bobby….WHAT!?!?! NO NO NO NO!


10:46 – Dani walks away stoically and gracefully as they kiss!


10:47 – Tila runs to Dani, leaves Bobby holding the key.


10:48 – Commercial Break – Oh great time for a break…thanks MTV
10:52 – Tila’s heart exploded and she ran to Dani to say she meant so much to her.


10:53 – Dani is upset but she’s holding it together, like a true butch. “I really love the girl.”


10:54 – Bobby just can’t believe it. You not the only one buddy.


10:55 –I really don’t have anything else to say. I don’t even wanna watch anymore.


10:56 – Tila says “In the end I ended up with a Man.” MORE LAME!

Reunion Show Sneek Peak


Tila Talks Back

2 comments:

trish said...

I like bobby and all but Dani was a better choose for Tila. Dani you rock girl. and Tila and Bobby best wishes to you both.

Anonymous said...

Here's an analogy for you:

Dani is to perfect soul mate, as Bobby is to bull testicle with legs.