Saturday, July 12, 2008

Dykes Attack - Drew Barramore is SINGLE!!

Us Magazine reports:

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

"They are still friends," a source close to Barrymore tells Us. Barrymore, 33, and Long, 30, have been together since August 2007.

There has got to be a dyke out there with the charm and looks to score Drew. She needs a strong loving women to hold, protect, massage, caress, stroke and.....uh...yeah what was I talking about again?

Come Out LOHAN!!

We all know you like the ladies so grow some balls and come out of the closet already!!

Perez Hilton is reporting:

CLICK HERE to watch footage obtained by Hollywood.TV of LezLo and saMAN holding hands and acting all coupley Thursday on the set of her film Labor Pains.

AND

Facebook friend of saMAN Ronson's (yes, her real profile) just revealed to us that the Man has changed her status to "In a Relationship".

I Kissed A Girl!!

Katy Perry singing her hit "I Kissed A Girl" Live on So You Think You Can Dance. Not a bad performance but I was hoping for some more "girl on girl" action. If your gonna sing a song about kissing girls you need to get close to some girls, at least hot grinding girl dancers or something?

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Come Out Lindsay


I am tired of these reports about Lindsay & her "special" friend DJ Samantha Ronson.
Just come out of the closet already.

Perez Hilton and the whole news world are reporting the following:

The "couple" has recently lunched with Dina Lohan and then again with Sam's mom DJ Samantha Ronson.

Dina talked about the lesbian rumors to reporters: "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years."


Lindsay's father & Samantha's brother both admitted the secret relationship.
JUST COME OUT ALREADY! I promise to like you more if you do.
BTW can you go back to the red hair? It really looks the best on you.

I WANT ANGELINA!

I can not wait for this any longer.
Come to me Angelina...come to me!

Congrats Phyllis & Dell

The pioneering Lesbian activists Del Martin, 87, and Phyllis Lyon, 84, who have been a couple for 55 years, were among the first same-sex partners to legally exchange marriage vows in California Monday.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Rosie, Rosie, Rosie!!!

Lesbian Film: Love My Life

Love My Life is a sweet coming of age, coming out story of two young university students from Japan who find each other and fall in love. We watch as Eri and Ichiko navigate their identities and how best to reveal themselves to family, friends, the culture and society in which they live. Each step in their process has a kind of domino effect and as a result long hidden secrets are revealed. Honesty, hope, and love prevail.


Framline Clip

I'm Under Your Spell

It's Pride here in Portland and nothing gets me more excited then hot dykes walking around at pride, except for the romance of Tara & Willow. Even with Tara's weird, creepy disturbing walk.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Sarah McLachlan Half Naked

Just because I Love You!

More Sarah McLachlan Half Naked pics here

Tila Tequila's Advice "Just Go All Out With It"

Tila talked to US Magazine about secret lesbian couple and her advice for them.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson shouldn't be afraid to go public with their relationship, bisexual babe Tila Tequila says.

"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.

Her advice for the clandestine couple?
"Just go all out with it!" she said. "If you’re going to do something, do it all out."

Not like Lindsay has a career anymore a lesbian affair just might help boost her career.

Is anyone else bored with Shot at Love 2?

Hayden Panettiere Loves Kissing The Girls

Hayden Panettiere or Heroes fame has finally made my dreams come true.

Here's what she told UK Glamour:

"It's great to be single. It's great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique!"

If she needs more practice I am available 24 hours a day. Just call me I'll be here for you, promise.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

My Favorite Lezentrepreneur

Ever wonder about the lezentrepreneur that makes the magic that is Dinah Shore Weekend? Check out this interview with my inspiration the original Dianah Shore creator Mariah Hanson.

Joss Whedon & Eliza Dushku RETURN!

Welcome to the Dollhouse!
Eliza Dushku by DVR is aching for you.

Jodie Foster SINGLE!

Jodie Foster is now single and .....a cheater!Jodie Foster and her partner of 14 years, Cydney Bernard, have ended their relationship. Allegedly Jodie had an affair with a producer and screenwriter Cindy Mort. The couple met on the set of The Brave One.
Tisk, Tisk Jodie!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I Kissed A Girl

I Love This Song! I love girls who taste like cherry chapstick.
I Kissed A Girl

Angelina Topless....promise

Angelina was in Cannes and found time to do a little sunbathing.
That's just what I needed to make through this lame hump-day...boobies.



Lily Allen Forgets Her Underwear

See her exposed vajayjay here.
Why can't these girls remember their underwear?

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Congratulations California!

Gays and lesbians have a constitutional right to marry in California, the state Supreme Court said today in a historic ruling that could be repudiated by the voters in November.

In a 4-3 decision, the justices said the state's ban on same-sex marriage violates the "fundamental constitutional right to form a family relationship." The ruling is likely to flood county courthouses with applications from couples newly eligible to marry when the decision takes effect in 30 days.

"The California Constitution properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples," Chief Justice Ronald George wrote in the majority opinion.

Here is my favorite part; San Francisco City Attorney Dennis Herrera said "Our democratic system was founded on the notion that the courts should not be swayed by public opinion when it comes to protecting our most cherished rights,"

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger issued a statement today saying, "I respect the court's decision and as governor, I will uphold its ruling." He also reiterated his opposition to the constitutional amendment that is likely to be on the November ballot.

I've Gotta Hire Help

Sorry for the lack of posts, I've been overworked and overwhelmed.
If you might be interested in writing for the blog please e-mail me.


thanks~
Hope this pic helps ease the pain

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Martha Plimpton Is Still HOT

Martha Plimpon (Goonies, Family Ties, Parenthood) is so hot. I remember creaming over her in Running on Empty with River Phoenix.

She is currently in the Broadway show, Top Girls and last year she was in the play The Coast of Utopia where she won a Drama Desk Award & a Tony Award Nomination.

Check out Queerty's great interview and another with the Advocate.

Chelsea Loves Oregon Lesbians

Rumor has it that Chelsea Clinton - who popped into Portland’s massively gay “Red Dress Party” - will head to Oregon to make a play for the supprt of lesbians.

From Willamette Week:
Just got word there is a very strong possibility that my new friend Chelsea Clinton is heading back to Portland for a very special appearance on Tuesday, May 13. Chelsea will be collecting ballots alongside out and very proud recording artist Sophie B. Hawkins.

Well, the Egyptian Club (aka the E-Room ) of course, Portland’s one and only lesbian nightclub.

I AM SO THERE!!

Madonna Loves The "Ladies"

Perez Hilton is reporting Madonna held another showcase concert in Paris last night and got lip locked with one of the female backup dancers.

Wonder what she gonna do with that bottle?

Monday, May 5, 2008

Lesbians Lesbians Everywhere

I don't know who these people are but they are girls who kissing each other and that's good enough for me.

Perez Hilton is reporting:

Sia and her girlfriend, J.D. Samson at the Dolly Parton concert at NYC's Radio Music Hall on Thursday night.

Reports from Australia claim that the Veronicas wild child Jess Origliasso put on quite the lipstick lesbian show on Monday with Oz MTV Australia VJ, Ruby Rose.

Nicole Kidman Bisexual Experimentation


Nicole Kidman is set to play 60's English soul sensation Dusty Springfield in a new movie.

The film will chronicle Springfield's rise to fame, her battle with drugs and alcohol and her bisexual love affairs. Screenwriter Michael Cunningham (The Hours) is writing the screenplay.

If you don't remember who Dusty is here she is singing her hit Son of a Preacher Man.

I Love A Gay Wedding


Kevin & Scotty got engaged on last night's Brothers & Sisters!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Lesbos Sues Lesbians

The Island of Lesbos is not for Lesbians!

A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world's gay women.

Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.

One of the plaintiffs said Wednesday that the name of the association, Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece, "insults the identity" of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.

"My sister can't say she is a Lesbian," said Dimitris Lambrou. "Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos," he said.

The three plaintiffs are seeking to have the group barred from using "lesbian" in its name and filed a lawsuit on April 10. The other two plaintiffs are women.

"This is not an aggressive act against gay women," Lambrou said. "Let them visit Lesbos and get married and whatever they like. We just want (the group) to remove the word lesbian from their title."

Lambrou said the word lesbian has only been linked with gay women in the past few decades. "But we have been Lesbians for thousands of years," said Lambrou, who publishes a small magazine on ancient Greek religion and technology that frequently criticizes the Christian Church.

According to Wikipedia: The word lesbian dates back at least to 1732 and lesbianism appears in the 1870 Oxford English Dictionary meaning sexual orientation rather than a reference to Sappho and inhabitants of Lesbos. Lesbian as an adjective is in the 1890 Oxford English Dictionary and as a noun by 1925. Until the early twentieth century lesbian was interchangeable with Sapphist.

Ellen Nominated For Daytime Emmy


Ellen DeGeneres, Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa, as well as the ladies of The View have just been nominated for top TV host in the Daytime Emmy race.

The show has now earned a total of 21 Daytime Emmy Awards during its first four seasons. This years Winners will be announced June 20 in Los Angeles.

Here's to hoping this year will go as well as last year.

Madonna Is BACK!


Last night Madonna delivered a six-song, 32-minute high-intensity performance at the Roseland Ballroom in midtown Manhattan, in front of an estimated crowd of 2,200 lucky bastards who won the free tickets.

Including Special Guest Justin Timberlake.

Pretty damn hot for turning 50 this year, now if she will only have a scandalous lesbian affair with Lucy Liu then all my dreams will have come true. Well, that and my dream of winning the lottery and creating a hot Amazon style Lesbian Island compound for me to rule with a strong yet gentle democratic hand.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Save Gay Love On Network TV!

The American Family Association (AFA) is 'taking action' Against CBS soap As The World Turns and their gay couple Luke and Noah.

According to their site, the AFA "represents and stands for traditional family values" and believes "in holding accountable the companies which sponsor programs attacking traditional family values."

Call to support Gay Love on Network TV.

Proctor & Gamble, who produce the show, have set up a fast and easy phone poll in response to the AFA's push. Call to register your support of Luke and Noah: 1-800-331-3774. Press 1 for As The World Turns and Press 2 to support Luke & Noah.

All The Dykes Talking About Miley Cyrus



Monday, April 28, 2008

Madonna and Rosie BFF



BFF's Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell were reunited at the premiere of Madonna's new documentary, 'I Am Because We Are,' Thursday at the Tribeca Film Festival. "It's my attempt to capture the experience that over one million children are having in sub-Saharan Africa who have been orphaned by the AIDS epidemic."

"I'm really excited! I can't wait to see her," Madonna said as Rosie slipped by the press.

The Material Mom says Rosie has already seen the documentary about Malawi orphans that Madonna wrote and produced, and, "She loved it. She gave me a lot of good advice."

WWF Lesbian Action

If there was only a more tongue........


Pudding Anyone?

Michelle Rodriguez's New Lover??



Does Michelle Rodriguez have a new lover in her life?

Perez Hilton is reporting that she had a romantic dinner with a new beautiful female companion.

Wish I was the companion. Michelle is just soo yummy!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Hello Gorgeous

Happy Birthday!! The Gays Love You and you look great for 66!

1962 - Garry Moore Show


Scene from The Way We Were 1973


1983 Final Song in Yentl


Live at the Presidents Inaugural Gala in 1993


Barbara Walters and Barbara Streisand

Sex In The City Lesbian Wedding?

Cynthia Nixon might be planning her to a lesbian wedding:

The Enquirer is reporting that the Sex and the City star, 42, underwent surgery and six-and-a-half weeks of daily radiation treatment after she was diagnosed with cancer in 2006 - and the experience has prompted lesbian Nixon's desire to cement her union to Marinoni with an official declaration of the couple's commitment to one another.

Rosie 2 Star "You Are A FOOL"

Rosie O’Donnell loves to talk about other peoples lives. Oh, wait so do I. Rock On Rosie! Who likes Star Jones anyway?

Here is her answer to a fan question on her blog about Star's divorce.

John Writes:
starr jones , divorcing, big surprise ? Hardly , too many stories, made a media circus of it , big mess , how did she think it would end ? strange woman she!

Rosie Replies:
we all fool rselves
sometimes

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tila's Cumming Back!

TILA!!!!!!!!!!!!
um..aaa...thats all......TILA!!!

Janet and Ellen Sitting In A Tree

Lohan Attacks Olsen Twin!

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan gets feisty when it comes to gal pal Sam Ronson. The two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday, where Ronson was spinning, but Lohan didn't like all the attention Ronson was getting.

"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a - - away from my girlfriend,' " said our spy. Saturday, Lohan said Ronson "was ignoring her" and became upset. "Samantha was really focused on her work and didn't leave the booth for anything," said our spy.

Lindsay is so into her pal, she's even created a Facebook profile under "Lindsay Ronson."

Monday, April 21, 2008

Danica Wins Japan 300 & Wets My Pants!

Danica Patrick won the Japan 300 yesterday becoming the first woman to win the IndyCar race.

No, she is not gay but wow I wish she was...sooooo dykealicious

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Get Ready To WORK OUT!

Tonight the dyke drama reality show Work Out returns to Bravo for its third sweaty season. Come on Jackie show me how to work it out!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

I Need Your Fingers.......smith

Obama Wants To Be Our Friend

Check out his newest Advocate interview.

The Advocate: Let’s start with what’s hot, why the silence on gay issues? You’ve only done one other interview with the LGBT press. I know people wish they were hearing more from you.

Sen. Obama: I don’t think it’s fair to say silence on gay issues. The gay press may feel like I’m not giving them enough love. But basically, all press feels that way at all times. Obviously, when you’ve got limited amount of time, you’ve got so many outlets. We tend not to do a whole bunch of specialized press. We try to do general press for a general readership.

But I haven’t been silent on gay issues. What’s happened is, I speak oftentimes to gay issues to a public general audience. When I spoke at Ebenezer Church for King Day, I talked about the need to get over the homophobia in the African-American community, when I deliver my stump speeches routinely I talk about the way that antigay sentiment is used to divide the country and distract us from issues that we need to be working on, and I include gay constituencies as people that should be treated with full honor and respect as part of the American family.

So I actually have been much more vocal on gay issues to general audiences than any other presidential candidate probably in history. What I probably haven’t done as much as the press would like is to put out as many specialized interviews. But that has more to do with our focus on general press than it does on … I promise you the African-American press says the same thing.


Wednesday, April 9, 2008

More Fake Stories About Rosie

The Globe is running a story with the headline "Raging Rosie Bullies Her Boy."

The magazine shows photos of O'Donnell in what appeared to be an argument with her son Parker claiming that she is abusive and stated she manhandled her 12 year old son and was probably subjecting her other three children to emotional damage by verbally abusing her son in front of them.

Rosie's publicist has already replied stating that: "The story is absolutely ludicrous and ridiculous. There is no truth to it whatsoever."

Oh I Wish......I Just Wish

I was at Dinah Shore Weekend, right now.

Joan Jett Not Coming Out

Throughout your career, journalists have asked you about your sexual orientation and you've yet to say outright what it is. Why do you think people are so curious?

You know, I... why does anybody want to know anything to that extent? They want to know until they know, and then it's not a big deal. First of all, don't dictate to me what I have to declare about myself. It's about setting boundaries. If you open up a door to your whole life, once that door's open, you can't shut it. You can't open it up for some parts and keep it closed for others.

It really boils down to this: I want to please everybody. I want every guy and every girl thinking that I'm singing these songs to them, because I am. If I make a hard, fast case on where I stand then that takes away a lot of the fantasy. Music entails a lot of fantasy. I want people to be able to go there with me. Some people might think it's a cop-out. I don't care. That's how I feel.


Read more of the interview at spinner.com

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

OUT Top 50 Power List

Out magazine has released their annual "Power 50" issue of "Influential Gay Men & Women in America", which includes the following people. Check out the full list here.

#1 Ellen DeGeneres, talk show star
#13 Jodie Foster, almost "out" actress
#16 Perez Hilton, The Queen of All Media
#19 Greg Berlanti, Brothers & Sisters creator
#24 Suze Orman, recently out financial guru
#25 Tom Ford, fashion designer
#31 Rosie O'Donnell, Comedian and Blogger
#36. Annie Leibovitz, celebrity photographer
#46. Martina Navratilova, tennis star


Identical Queer Cousins

Hillary & Angelina Cousins!!Earlier this week the New England Historic Genealogical Society uncovered distant relatives for all the major presidential contenders. Turns out Hillary Clinton is related to bisexual hottie Angelina Jolie and music superstars Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette.

I love it identical (secretly) queer cousins. Do you see the resemblence?

Rosie Says Good Morning America!

Rosie O'Donnell was on Good Morning America on this morning talking about The View, her memoir and her new about crafting with kids, Rosie O'Donnell's Crafty U:100 Easy Projects the Whole Family Can Enjoy All Year Long.

Madonna, Madonna Everywhere

Madonna is on the cover of Vanity Fair's Green Issue.

Is her latest incarnation, as activist and filmmaker, bringing her closer to the truth? Rich Cohen undergoes a multi-media bombardment—her new album, her directorial debut, and her documentary on the orphans of Malawi, where she adopted her third child—to prepare for a session with the icon herself.

Raising Malawi, has arranged to auction off the autographed globe from the singer’s cover shoot. The auction also includes a travel package for two to see a very special Madonna performance in New York City at the end of April. Check out the auction HERE.

Vanity Fair has also posted a great slideshow of all 10 times Madonna has appeared on the cover, starting at 1986 and features all the covers and photospreads Check it out HERE.


Monday, April 7, 2008

Thursday, April 3, 2008

16yr old Angelina "Racy" New Pics

In Touch Magazine is publishing "racy" new pics of a 16-year-old Angelina Jolie on their new cover.

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

The website also released is this video of Angelina

Margaret Cho Gets Body Modification Surgery

Margaret Cho posted myspace blog about her recent surgery. Read the full story here.

Donut Pussy

I had a new procedure called the "G-Shot," which is kind of like plastic surgery, kind of a body modification – but you don’t see it. It is on the inside. It isn’t something I would necessarily normally do, because I am very happy with my vagina the way it is. It is one of the finest in the world, and really needs little embellishment. It has served me well for many years and there are lots of miles left on it.

I got the G-shot as part of my new VH1 show, "The Cho Show," which I am filming right now and it is so fucking awesome you are going to just scream when you see it – I am so excited! Anyway, the G-Shot is an injection of collagen into your G-Spot that is supposed to enhance any kind of stimulation there. It is for women who have limited sensation in their vagina, which is me. My puss is more clitoral than vaginal. I am more into the outside than the inside. I am more about display than content. Whenever I go to a party, I tend to hang out on the steps rather than in the house and I never go into the backyard. And to keep the party analogy going, I don’t even have a G-Spot, per say, one place where the party is all centered, but there are lots of smaller events happening all over the area. Mine isn’t a G-Spot. More like a G-Block Party. My pussy is a lot like Coachella. There are a lot of bands hanging around waiting to play.

Jodie Hates Long Wet Things

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern & Gay Pastor Face Off

Oklahoma House Rep. Sally Kern made an Easter Sunday appearance on KFOR-TV's "Flash Point" to face off with an openly gay pastor, elaborating on her recent leaked speech and defending her views.

Hear the hate speech from her own mouth.


Ellen's On TOP!

In a AOL poll, Ellen won top honors for the title of top daytime TV host.

Which Daytime hosts makes your day?
46% Ellen DeGeneres
22% Regis Philbin
19% Oprah Winfrey
7% Barbara Walters
5% Martha Stewart

Who's the ideal dinner party guest?
47% Ellen DeGeneres
16% Jon Stewart
14% Oprah Winfrey
13% Martha Stewart
10% Conan O'Brien

Who's the best interviewer?
40% Oprah Winfrey
29% Ellen DeGeneres
17% Jon Stewart
8% Stephen Colbert
5% Conan O'Brien

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Oprah & Her Lesbian Hide-a-way

If you were a straight unmarried billionaire would you help buy a $7 million dollar condo in New York for your closest "not gay" best girlfriend?

OR

Would you keep it a secret and filter the money through a company named after your Cocker Spaniel?

mmm...what would a closeted lesbian do?

Tracey Ullman Likes Boobs!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Pink Taco

HINT!

If you are in the closet don't go to dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant called the Pink Taco!

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful!

What The Gays Are Doing This Summer


Cyndi Lauper will take her True Colors tour back on the road this summer.

Lauper, whose tour last year promoted gay rights, will open the second go-round in Boston on May 31 alongside fellow headliners Rosie O'Donnell and the B-52s, it was announced Wednesday.

Carson Kressley (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy) will host the 24-city event, which winds down in Morrison, Colo., on July 5.

"The tour is a non-stop five-hour music party with a message," Lauper, 54, said. "This year, the party only gets bigger and our message to the fans is to get out and vote in November."

Guest artists such as Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Regina Spektor, the Indigo Girls and Wanda Sykes will perform at various cities throughout the tour.

Madonna Single Again.....

Well Madonna might be single again.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie may be calling it quits. The two are supposedly agreeing to end their marriage amicably because they've simply "fallen out of love with each other."

Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out between him and Madonna, according to News of the World:

"She has finally made the decision to go to America and has instructed her staff to prepare for the move.
Everything will go—except Guy."

"Madonna's been recording her new album Hard Candy and Guy has been trying to focus on putting a decent film out, so they are heading down different paths." The source went on: "Guy has failed to show up at events which are important to Madge. He just hasn't taken as much interest as he has previously in what she's doing."

O.K. I know that the News of the World is not the most reputable news source, but it's Finals week and I still have to cook, clean and make love to my ladies. My work is never done.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dani Goes Disney Queer

Florida event producers have organized a three-day Girls in Wonderland event, which coincides with Disney World’s annual gay day. The girl on girl action will be hosted by Dani Campbell from A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila.

Here is the official Press Release: A new generation of Disney heroines is ready to claim the Kingdom that Walt Built. South Florida's top women's party producers Alison Burgos and Pandora Events expect more than 7,000 members of the estrogen set to attend their eighth annual Girls in Wonderland extravaganza June 4-8 in central Florida. The events, hosted by MTV star Dani Campbell (A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila), coincide with the 18th annual Gay Day at Walt Disney World and raise funds for the National Center for Lesbian Rights.