Madonna Is BACK!

Last night Madonna delivered a six-song, 32-minute high-intensity performance at the Roseland Ballroom in midtown Manhattan, in front of an estimated crowd of 2,200 lucky bastards who won the free tickets.

Including Special Guest Justin Timberlake.

Pretty damn hot for turning 50 this year, now if she will only have a scandalous lesbian affair with Lucy Liu then all my dreams will have come true. Well, that and my dream of winning the lottery and creating a hot Amazon style Lesbian Island compound for me to rule with a strong yet gentle democratic hand.