Lesbian Potter

I know this is not official lesbian news but it might as well be.

Warner Bros. and producers of the Potter films have officially announced their decision to make the seven books into eight movies.

Producer David Heyman said that the final two films will retain the 'The Deathly Hollows' title with the distinction of Part I (due out Nov. 2010) and Part II (expected in May 2011) tacked on.

I can not wait to see Harry & Ginny fall in love......ahhhhhh

New Lesbian College Game!

They now play Quidditch at Vassar and you know some Lesbian was reading Harry Potter stoned and decided to grab her friends and play a game of Quidditch. Still it looks kinda fun, but they have to stop running around with the broom between their legs. That's lame!

J.K. Rowling outs Dumbledore!

Yup, You heard right the great Albus Dumbledore is GAY! Not talking about the wonderfull actor Richard Harris or the not as good replacement Michael Gambon. We're talking about the Headmaster of Hogwarts Professor Dumbledore.

During a reading of the seventh book Thursday night at New York City's Carnegie Hall J.K. Rowling outed the kindly headmaster.

Responding to a question from a child about Dumbledore's love life, Rowling hesitated and then revealed, "I always saw Dumbledore as gay. Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald.... Don't forget, falling in love can blind us. [He] was very drawn to this brilliant person. This was Dumbledore's tragedy."

She added that in a recent meeting about the sixth movie, she spied a line in the script where Dumbledore waxed poetic about a girl, so she was forced to scribble director David Yates a note to correct the situation.

I gotta give props to J.K. for keeping it real. That's how she saw it and that's how she said it and she is so so darn cute.

I can't believe there are people out there who think she is a Witch and Satanist grooming young children to prepare the stage for the coming antichrist. HATERS!