Angelina's Lesbian Lover Talking Shit

Model and Actress Jenny Shimizu has been talking shit about her ex girlfriend Angelina Jolie

Recently Angelina Jolie stated "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamy or heterosexuality. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the teen film "Foxfire." The pair were dating on and off for several years.

You don’t talk shit about Angelina. The lesbian rule you do whatever Mrs. Jolie wants, wash her car, wash her dog, clean her house, kiss her neck so softly, anything she wants she gets! I’m there!

Shame on you Jenny.

Longest Tongue In The World is 18!

Thanks to Rae for posting this on our Myspace Page.

She is 18 and hot now, so check out her myspace page

Her profile says she is straight, but who is she kidding every girl is Bisexual in college.

1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film

This 1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film I found while wondering on myspace.com is so bizarre I can't believe they thought we were out kidnapping and raping innocent girls! Instead of just sitting at home listening to overly emotional rock and playing with our cars and cats, which is really all I do most of the time. Well that and a little needlepoint. Is that wrong?

Check it out the video and you gotta love the title "Now the bull dyke will do her work". HAHAHAHA

Oh by the way check out The Lick List Myspace page with some great Videos and Music.

Sarah Gilbert is a Mommy!

Sara Gilbert (Roseanne, Poison Ivy) gave birth to a daughter, Sawyer Gilbert Adler this week. This is the second child for the 32-year-old former child star and her partner, Allison Adler. In 2004, Adler gave birth to their son, Levi Hank.

Wonder if she will be a Darlene or a Becky? The first Becky not the lame second Becky, that just appeared out of nowhere. I’m mean come on who does that! Well except for Bewitched, Back to the Future II, Different Strokes, oh shit, never mind.

Meagan Good at kissing girls again

Afterellen.com is reporting that Meagan Good (Stomp the Yard, D.E.B.S) will be playing a Lesbian in her new Film Sundays in Fort Greene. Written by her co-star Tamara LaSeon Bass (Baby boy) Sundays is a film about two sisters trying to escape the legacy of their dysfunctional family. Meagan's character, Greta, is closeted and struggling to reconcile her identity with the wishes of her family. The film is slated for a 2008 release.


Now Meagan is FINE and I will be first in line next summer when the film is release. Because she is so, damn, hot and well I don’t really have anything else to do.

Margaret Cho Tour Starts Today!

Margaret Cho’s new variety show The Sensuous Woman begins a Nationwide Tour today.

The show features burlesque performers, belly dancers, stand-up and sketch comedians. Knowing Margaret this show will be hot, political and hilarious. She is always there for us, so get your walet out and go to www.margaretcho.com and buy a ticket for a show nearest you.

Love YA Margaret!

Jody Foster is a DYKE!

Jody Foster is a DYKE at least in this super hot poster!

The Brave One

Plot Outline: A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Damn, Jody the things you do to me. "Touch me I'm falling, I think I'm fallin, i'm falling in Loooooove". Ok i'm going to lie down now...mmm...Jody

Watch Tonight!

Tonight, Logo and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation presents The Visible Vote '08, a live forum in which for the first time ever the leading Democratic presidential candidates will address a range of issues of importance to the LGBT community. So watch it and Vote you slackers before the Radical Right takes over our country even more. Let’s take over and have IKEA decorate the white house! Where is my new Ikea catalog anyway? The commercial says coming soon, well when soon? I need it!

The Billy Jean meets Supergirl's.....Aunt?

AfterEllen.com is reporting that Helen will make appearance this season on Smallville as Supergirl’s Aunt. Well I’ve loved Helen Slater ever since she shaved her head and yelled “Fair is Fair’ in the Legend of Billy Jean and she was a vision in her Supergirl outfit, no matter how bad the movie was. So all I can say is Whoo Hoo!

Another Real World Bisexual

So the new season of the Real World is about to start again and again they've found a hot college bisexual. Well will see if she's bi or just a (insert squeaky voice) "I kiss girls after only 3 shots!

Where is the Real World Dyke who will come in and be just one of the boys hanging, serving the ladies shots, 3 shots of course, then slowly seducing them till they are all naked and screaming her name. Now that's a reality show I would watch!

MTV I could hook you up with some hot dykes. Hit show I’m telling you! Anyway whatever, we'll see what happens.

Here is her Official MTV Bio:

Age: 24 Sacramento, California.

Shauvon is more than just a buxom blonde bombshell; she is also an intellectual sex columnist for Sacramento State University's newspaper. Raised primarily by her controlling mother, Shauvon was pressured to have her ambitions and goals intricately planned out. This often resulted in Shauvon putting her mother's happiness before her own. Tired of being told what to do, she recently broke off her engagement to a man who forced her to choose between a career and him. Although she knows she made the right decision, the wound is still raw.

Queer Music Video of the Day!

Check out Amanda Palmer the bisexual front woman for the Dresden Dolls! The only thing hotter then her is this song! ENOJOY!

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a clip from the french film Eight Women. Staring Catherine Deneuve one of the hotest women over 50. If you have not seen this movie rent it! ENJOY!

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Amsterdam Pride Pretty In Pink

Last weekend an estimated 500,000 gays and lesbians put on their brightest plumage and a rainbow fleet sailed through Amsterdam's historic canals as the city celebrated its annual Gay Pride festival.

DJs pumped music from ships packed with dancers and for the first time, a designated "hetero-boat" was among the more than 70 vessels officially participating. Hundreds more cruised the canals to join the fun.

Hoping next year I can join the fun! They are so accepting. I wonder what else is legal in Amsterdam?

Mena Suvari a Dyke or just look like one?

Mena Suvari, the cheerleader from American Beauty, was spotted in Beverly Hills looking like she took a lesson from the Hot Lesbian Handbook, Shaved head, check. Camouflage hoodie, check. She was sorta pretty before but now she is super hot. Oh, Mena please keep shaving your head and then get cast in a cop film. So I can see you running in those nicely pressed blues. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. But just loose that purse...please!

I still hate Anne Heche!

Anne Heche is so crazy, even a Judge thinks so. For her crazy bitter divorce, Anne and the hubby Coleman Laffoon have agreed to be evaluated by an independent psychotherapist in order to sort out the issue of custody of their son Homer. Documents signed by both on July 25th that any negative information will be kept between the therapist and the court.

It will only be a matter of time till the report is slipped to press and I am sure the report will say Anne is a crazy, stupid, pathetic and sorry excuse for a human being.

OK I'm still bitter, how could you hurt someone as wonderful as Ellen? Crazy, just plain crazy!

Michelle Rodriguez & Her Crazy Blog

Our favorite in the closet Michelle Rodriguez posted the strangest rant on her blog yesterday. Check out our favorite closeted Lesbian's Rant Here. and FYI Michelle has just been cast in James Cameron's upcoming big budget sci-fi (translation tight spandex outfits) flim, Avatar but for now here are some super hot picks! YUMMY!

The Next U.S. President will be a Lesbian!!

Next season on 24 the President will be played by “Out” actress Cherry Jones. Two time Tony Award winner you might remember her from the films Cradle Will Rock, The Perfect Storm, Ocean's Twelve, Signs and The Village.

Out of the closet since the beginning of her professional career in 1980, Cherry has been an outspoken advocate for gay rights often appearing on the red carpet with her girl friend fellow actress Sarah Paulson from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.


I am a devoted fan of the show but let’s be real last season of 24 sucked. Here is to hoping that a female president will give Jack a kick in the ass.

Madonna is the Queen of Pop!

Madonna has been rocking the world for over 25 years now, and MTV is set to mark the milestone with a very special celebration.

The network is said to be working on a two hour special in honor of the Queen of Pop. Details still being worked out but the word is Madonna will perform and other stars will cover her 25 years of hits.

Well we can't think of anyone who deserves this honor more. Congratulations!

Ellen, Portia and Michelle Caught On The Town

TMZ caught Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi going out to lunch on Sunset Blvd and super dyke Michelle Rodriguez (possible drunk again) ranting about celebrities in holywood.

Check out the video of Hollywood Hot Lesbians on the Town!