Madonna's 50th Birthday Smash

Madonna is reportedly planning to celebrate her 50th birthday on August 16, 2008 with huge televised concert in New York City's Central Park as part of a U.S. tour to promote her upcoming album.

WOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

I cannot wait! Wonder how she can top bull/horse riding masturbation?
Guess we will just have to and see.

51% of Lesbians Have Cats!

A new survey was just released trying to narrow in on what Gay and Lesbian consumers want.


Here is what they had to say about you:

Your median household income is $80,000 per year
Singles, $52,000; couples living together, $96,000

What You Watch: NBC, ABC, CBS, Showtime, Fox and Logo
Where You Work: Medical, Education, Legal or Government fields
What You Read: The Advocate, Curve, local LGBT papers, People, AARP and O The Oprah Magazine

65% live with a significant other
20% of couples have children under the age of 18
51% of lesbians own cats
36% have annual household incomes in excess of $100,000.
91% make purchasing decisions influenced by corporate sponsorship of events and gay-related charities

They left out an important category money spent yearly on Uhaul rentals!
I just realized I have to start making lots more money

Paris and Jenna New Lovers?

TMZ cameras were haunting LA as usual last night and they caught Paris Hilton and Bisexual (now super skinny) Porn Star Jenna Jameson out on the town. The ladies shared a girl-on-girl kiss for the cameras before leaving together in a Limo. Video of Hilton Lesbian Porn Kiss.

Flexible Pussycat Doll

Check out these hot pics of Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls working her body on the beach. WOW, she’s bendy! I like bendy girls, so, um….bendy. Ok time for a cat nap.

Angelina Jolie On Her Back On My Car!

Ok so it’s not my car, but I can dream.

Our favorite movie star Angelina Jolie is in Chicago on the set of her new movie “Wanted” the graphic novel adaptation by Mark Millar and J.G Jones starring James McAvoy (becoming Jane, Last King of Scotland) and Morgan Freeman.
Plot Summary: A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan (Freeman) to follow in his dad's footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.

Is it just me or is Mrs. Jolie looking extra skinny?

Happy 49th Birthday Madonna!

Queer Music Video Day! The Cliks

It’s Thursday again, so it must also be Queer Music Video Day! Here is The Cliks with the song “Oh Yeah”. You can see The Cliks live at the Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho True Colors tour.

Ellen Hosting Again!

Ellen is going to host a TBS variety special Ellen's Really Big Show which will feature stand-up comedy, musical acts!

The two-hour show, to be culled from footage shot during the HBO Comedy Festival taking place Nov. 14-17 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and will air Nov. 18 on TBS. Confirmed performers so far are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.

Guess the sisters really are doing it for themselves. Work It Ellen!

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.

Hillary Clinton and Ellen Up Close!

TMZ.com is reporting Ellen DeGeneres will be getting up close and personal with Sen. Hillary Clinton as she rolls out the first show of her fifth season in NYC Sept. 4 and Sept. 5, and Ellen promises other "big surprises" this season.
Well here is wishful thinking that next season will be a little more gay. I love Ellen but she could represent a little more, we need our voice heard and she is just the charmer to do it.

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a trailer for the film Saving Face. A great Asian American romance. Enjoy!

Lesbian Umbrella

I tried not to like this artist and her first few albums were pure pop crap, but the purity and talent of her voice could not be denied. Her new work has her focusing on artistic expression and not chart topping hits. She recorded this cover because she found the song so melodic.

It's a perfect lesbian makeout song. Whatever, anyway I just love it.

Check out the Lesbian Umbrella Here I promise you won't regret it.

Drew Dancing with Dykes & Kissing DJ's

Drew Barrymore was at queer club Krave in Las Vegas this week and she was seen working it out on the dance floor and spending a lot of time in the DJ booth, getting friendly with a certain female DJ,(hot lesbian pic here) but unfortunately no tongue.

What I would not do for some hot Drew lesbian loving. Come on Drew make a movie for us, we've been good, we deserve it. Maybe Charlie’s Angels 3: Dinah Shore Weekend?

Oh, another brilliant idea, the love story of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon together since 1950 and the creators of The Daughters of Bilitis the first lesbian rights organization. That has Oscar written all over it. Please Drew….please?

Rosie's Ankle Tattoo & Biker Brawl

Rosie O'Donnell, possible sporting her new ankle tattoo (what else could it be?) and her daughter Chelsea, took their boat out for a weekend spin near their Florida home.

Rosie also had a run in with a lesbian hating biker who thought Rosie had touched his bike and went a little crazy. Rosie wrote a long poem detailing the attack on her blog at Rosie.com. Excerpt below


“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed
the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

Kelly Monico Loves To Lick Tit

What is she doing?

Dancing with the Stars season one “almost” winner Kelly Monaco doing something to “DWTS” dancer Regina Poryes tit, while "DTWS" regulars Kym Johnson and Cheryl Burke smiled for the photo. Apparently Kelly does this all the time or they are just waiting patiently for their turn.


The dancers were at The Mirage in Las Vegas this weekend for "DWTS" pro Edyta Sliwinska's bachelorette party. Sliwinska's fiancé was Kelly's partner when she sorta won “DWTS” 2005.

Bionic and Battlestar Hottness

I don’t know if the new Bionic Woman is going to be any good but I am excited about Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica featuring as the Bionic Women’s (Michelle Ryan, yeah who?) arch-nemesis. If this photo is any indication this show will be hot, hot, hot!

By the way if you’re not watching Battlestar you are missing some of the greatest female characters ever seen on TV. I’m talking women with integrity, who are intelligent, brave, complex, and yes of course extremely hot.

Character Breakdown Left to Right
Number Three/D'Anna Biers - Lucy Lawless- Religious bisexual Cylon bad girl
Sharon / Number Eight - Grace Park- Cylon good girl/bad girl fighter pilot & mother
Laura Roslin - Mary McDonnell- President of the Colonies
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Katee Sackhoff- Lead pilot & resident bad ass
Number Six / Caprica Six - Tricia Helfer - Bisexual seductive Cylon bad girl

If you have been missing this great series, go right now and log into your Netflix and put the Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries (2003) at the top of your queue. Start there and then go through and watch all four seasons. But if you don’t have Netflix well there is just no helping you.

Michelle Rodriguez Walking & Talking

TMZ must really have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, seems like they always have a camera following her around. But if it wasn't for that restraining order I'd probably be doing the same thing. Well here she is again buying books, walking home and hanging with another sexy mystery lady. TMZ Celeb Cam Here and some more hot pics below

Is Milla the Resident Evil?

Here is something to brighten up your Monday, the trailer for in the closet hottie Milla Jovovich’s new movie Resident Evil: Extinction, also featuring Ali Larter from Heroes and MTV star Ashanti.

Angelina's Lesbian Lover Talking Shit

Model and Actress Jenny Shimizu has been talking shit about her ex girlfriend Angelina Jolie

Recently Angelina Jolie stated "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamy or heterosexuality. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the teen film "Foxfire." The pair were dating on and off for several years.

You don’t talk shit about Angelina. The lesbian rule you do whatever Mrs. Jolie wants, wash her car, wash her dog, clean her house, kiss her neck so softly, anything she wants she gets! I’m there!

Shame on you Jenny.

Longest Tongue In The World is 18!

Thanks to Rae for posting this on our Myspace Page.

She is 18 and hot now, so check out her myspace page

Her profile says she is straight, but who is she kidding every girl is Bisexual in college.