Accepting Applications For Butch Girl Friend!

We all know that a lot of the models on myspace are not really models. When The Lick List myspace page (yeah go there and check it out, you know you want to) received a friend request from a lesbian model name CRUSH. We were skeptical that this was a real and true lesbian. So in the name of science we delved deeply in the CRUSH’S MySpace page.

Real Name, check, Erin Conner.

Model, check, posted work with AT&T, Cingular & FHM.

Video work, check, R.Kelly, Kid Rock & Ludacris music videos.


Now the real test, Erin are you a real live lesbian?......CHECK!


Her most recent blog posting says it all.

I'M TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW BUTCH GAL IN MY LIFE *GRIN* SOOO...YOU MUST BE NOT TOO SENSITIVE, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, PARTY GAL BUT CAN KICK BACK MORE OFTEN THAN NOT AND JUST WATCH HORROR MOVIES, EAT LOTSA FOOD AND RELAX IN A HOT BATH WITH A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE...WHO AM I KIDDING...A BEER PLEASE AND MILLER LITE OR MGD PREFERRED). SOMEONE WHO CAN HANDLE MY LINE OF WORK AND NOT GET TOO JEALOUS. SOMEONE WHO IS BUTCHY BUT NOT TRYING TO "ACT" BUTCHY...BE YOU!!! BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE...GIVE ME LOTS OF ATTENTION BECAUSE I SHOWER ATTENTION ON THE ONE I LOVE. SOMEONE WHO GETS BUTTERFLIES OVER ME AND GETS CRAZY. I DESERVE A GAL WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT ME!! I WANT A BEEFY GAL. NOT OVERWEIGHT REALLY, JUST BEEFY. LOL YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO PICK ME UP AND THROW ME OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND HAUL MY AZZ AWAY. YOU NEED TO BE MONOGAMOUS...CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON'T LIE (NO REASON FOR IT). I LOVE DARK EYES...SO DREAMY. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRULY BE GAY...I AM NOT INTERESTED IN COUPLES OR ANYONE BI-SEXUAL. NO OFFENSE IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME...HMMM WHAT ELSE? OH YEAH, I LIKE UNIFORMS. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY IMPERATIVE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW...MORE TO COME!

So if you are Butch Lesbian living in the Chicago area, help Erin out.
She's Hot, She's OUT, she drinks beer and she appreciates a true butch.

We Just Love Her!

Madonna a Biker?

Do you think Madonna would look hot as a biker chic?

You decide then click here

Lesbian Music Day - Pavarotti and Tracy Chapman

Luciano Pavarotti and Tracy Chapman performing Baby Can I Hold You from the Pavarotti & Friends: For Cambodia and Tibet Concert. RIP Pavarotti!

Maggie Gyllenhaal In Bondage

Agent Provocateur lingerie modeled by Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Um...yeah....time for a break....a nap.......and some quiet time in the dark.

WOW!

Jessica Alba Rocks Gay Club!

PerezHilton.com reported Jessica Alba was spotted in the gay club Play in Toronto this weekend.

I wished she would have called me I would have flown to join her. But we played on Labor Day and she calls me all the time. We are so close, almost like lovers. I mean sisters! Yeah sisters.

Ellen Get's Political

For the Fifth Season premiere of The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ellen remembered she was gay. Hillary Clinton was the guest and Ellen asked very political and serious questions.

She asked Hillary “It’s important to me to be able to commit to someone that I love and have the same benefits and the same rights. If something should happen to me, [to know that] Portia’s taken care of. People who are gay care about that. You support civil unions, but not gay marriage. Why?”

Thank you Ellen for speaking out and being a positive gay voice in day time TV and for America even though Hillary answer was generic for fear truth will lose her the election. Just asking the question reminded your viewers who you are and the rights you have to fight for.

You can watch the episode here.

Whoopi's Pissing People Off Already!

Bisexual Whoopi Goldberg started her first day on the View Tuesday and is already pissing people off.

Goldberg commented Michael Vick's dog fighting crimes by stating that there are things that are "indicative to certain parts of our country".

After PETA President Michelle Cho gave her a e-mail lashing "I think a lot of people who live and work in the South -- as PETA does -- will not appreciate the "view" that cruelty to dogs is an accepted Southern pastime. Animals are as vulnerable to abuse as children are, and they need your voice more than Vick does right now."

Today Whoopi updated her statement saying she was "not condoning" Vick's actions.

Goodluck Whoopi they are coming after you already!

Also Barbara Walters announced on that they would be announcing a second new co-host on Monday (September 10th). Sherri Shepard please, we like Sherri Shepard!

Gina Gershon Hot and Singing!

You know you love Gina Gershon. She has made a collection of films just for us. Showgirls, Bound and Prey For Rock and Roll. Looks like she has lots of unknown talents. Gina spoke to Variety magazine about her new projects.

GINA GERSHON is nothing like her incredible on-screen creations in "Bound," "Showgirls" and the season finale of ABC’s "Ugly Betty." … Gina has a new album, "In Search of Cleo," which will be heard on iTunes any second. "This is country, blues and jazz. I've been writing my own songs because you can't sit around waiting for lightning to strike. Now I'd like to do a one-woman show." … Gina and her brother Dann have written a book "Camp Creepy Time," for 10-year-olds. Gina says, "I saw it as a film from the minute I read Dann's treatment. And now Steven Spielberg has bought it."

You can check out her music on her MySpace page and Camp Creepy Time on Amazon.com.

Jodie Foster & More Lesbian Lies!

Foster is featured in the most recent Entertainment Weekly. She speaks of her new movie, her friendship with Mel Gibson, Out magazine and of course avoids all questions about her lesbian life!

A recent Out magazine cover featured two models holding up pictures of her and Anderson Cooper's faces in front of their own, under the headline ''The Glass Closet: Why the Stars Won't Come Out and Play.'' When asked if she has any response, Foster says

''Was that the one with the Popsicle sticks?'' Her thin lips tighten into a calm half smile of reproach: ''No, I have no response.''

Like my momma would say with a little neck roll "mmm, mmm"

88yrs old and finally out of the closet

After spending her life in the closet 88 yr old Loraine Barr (so cute!) found the courage to go public about her 44 year relationship with her girl friend Mary Frances Piercey in Newsweek magazine!

Her essay The Love That Will Finally Speak Its Name appears in this week's issue of Newsweek.

Kissing darling we are so proud!

Labor Day With Jessica Alba! part one

Sorry no posts today. Jessica just called me she wants me to join her for Labor Day, again! For some boat and beach fun and what Jessica wants, Jessica gets!

But I have something special for you hot pics and a video from my times with Jessica last year, just to tide you over till tomorrow.

It's weird we were partying so hard, and got so trashed. Jessica couldn't decide if she liked her hair better brown or blonde, so we just kept dying it over and over. Weird.

Have Fun, I know that I will!

Labor Day With Jessica Alba! part two

Bisexual Scary Spice, Dancing & Nipples!

Spice Girls hottie Bisexual Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice" has joined the new season of ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

Can you see her nipples in that top?

2007 DWTS Roster:

Melanie Brown, Spice Girl and pop singer
Sabrina Bryan, dancer, actress & Cheetah Girl
Helio Castroneves, race car driver
Mark Cuban, owner of Dallas Mavericks
Jennie Garth, actress

Josie Maran, supermodel and actress

Cameron Mathison, soap star
Floyd Mayweather Jr., boxer
Wayne Newton, singer and actor

Marie Osmond, singer and actress
Albert Reed, model
Jane Seymour, actress

How To Hire A Lesbian!

Ever wondered what some Celebrities charge for speaking events? Check out this roster of The Lick List favorites and what the charge for personal appearances. From $10,000 to $200,000 for one days work.

I am in the wrong business! I'll come talk to you for only $100....$50....ok $20 but that's my last offer! please?

Billie Jean King
One of the most illustrious and celebrated tennis players in history.
Fee Range: $30,001 - $50,000

Ellen DeGeneres
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $150,000 and above

Janeane Garofalo
Stand-up comedian, actress, political activist.
Fee Range: $200,000 and above

Lesley Gore
Singer and songwriter, one of the best known performers of the girl group era.
Fee Range: $200,000 and above

Lily Tomlin
One of America’s foremost comedic entertainers.
Fee Range: $100,000 and above

Margaret Cho
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $200,000 and above

Martina Navratilova
If there was a record in tennis, chances are Martina broke it.
Fee Range: $30,001 - $50,000

Whoopi Goldberg
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $50,001 and above

Chastity Bono
Human rights and gay rights advocate.
Fee range: $10,001 - $20,000

Sheryl Swoopes
Women's National Basketball Association most skilled and impressive athletes.
Fee range: $10,001 - $20,000

Is Hillary A Lesbian?

Well what you think?

We've all heard the rumors and we can all hear the gaydar going off when we see those pant suits. But it won't really matter as long as she will be a good President. Will she?

Either way I'm putting my money on a retirement/coming out party in twenty years. "I'm Queer, I'm here and I was your leader!

Check out Hillary on Letterman last night answering a few Iraq question and reading a hilarious top ten list.

Jolie's Powerful Lips!

Look who has momma's powerful lips!

Angelina took time to take the babies to the zoo after she returned to New York from her trip to Iraq and Syria. Saving the world with her work with the United Nations Refugee Agency.

When the sexiest people on the planet make a baby, well, they should have named her Super Cute Baby!

Congratulations Iowa Ladies!

Get out and get married today, just because you can! Yup, Gay Marriage is Legal in Iowa!

Thank you Lambda Legal for your hard work and a special lick goes to Judge Robert Hanson for knowing the difference between right and wrong.

Today Iowa, Tomorrow The World!
I wish I hope I pray!

The decision is expected to be appealed to the Iowa Supreme Court and foes of same-sex marriage are expected to push a Constitutional Amendment to voters as quickly as they can.

So what are you waiting for? You’ve lived together since the second date you have 3 cats and two dogs together, you are ready for the next step. Go Get Married! Act now while it’s still legal!

UPDATE: Yup they halted them.

Tammy Lynn Etheridge Calls Out President Bush

On August 16th Tammy Lynn Etheridge posted an anti Bush/Rove poem and Page Six got their panties all bunched up!

Tammy First Post titled What do you get when you cross elmer fudd with bush? WMD
calls Bush a “idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of shit” and Rove a “sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass”. I am so proud!

Then Page Six decides that this needs reporting and she needs scolding. The title “Vulgar & Vile” stating that Tammy need to wash her mouth out with soap. Um…that’s all you got? You call her Vulgar and Vile for stating her own opinion on her own blog and all you can say is that she needs to washer her mouth out?

Well our wonderful Tammy snapped back with another great post and thanks Page Six for “passing my ideas and feelings on to other parts of the world my blog cannot reach alone. thank you.”

Sarcastic and with class, LOVE IT! Tammy Lynn Etheridge we salute you, or better yet, we lick you!

Stop The Insanity!

Remember Susan Powter? She was the loud, bald chick from the nineties, telling the world to "Stop The Insanity" and exercise. She now has a new image as a feminist, lesbian, dreadlocked, videoblogger with a subscription only e-zine titled (I don’t even believe it) The Monthly Flow and a cooking show entitled Taste My Broth.

I don’t normally say this but….that is so gay!
Vegan, Teva wearing, dancing naked under the full moon gay.

Not bad, just…well just what it is.
Her new headshot is kind of hot though.

Beth Ditto Needs To Kiss Me!

"Out" punk girl and fashionista is on the Cover of Urb Magazine with Blog Icon Perez Hilton in a double date of a interview and photo shoot.



She is just so cute! Big Girl and Gay Girl Proud.
It doesn't get any better than that!

Kisses Hot Stuff!!