We all know that a lot of the models on myspace are not really models. When The Lick List myspace page (yeah go there and check it out, you know you want to) received a friend request from a lesbian model name CRUSH. We were skeptical that this was a real and true lesbian. So in the name of science we delved deeply in the CRUSH’S MySpace page.Real Name, check, Erin Conner.
Model, check, posted work with AT&T, Cingular & FHM.
Video work, check, R.Kelly, Kid Rock & Ludacris music videos.
Now the real test, Erin are you a real live lesbian?......CHECK!
Her most recent blog posting says it all.
I'M TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW BUTCH GAL IN MY LIFE *GRIN* SOOO...YOU MUST BE NOT TOO SENSITIVE, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, PARTY GAL BUT CAN KICK BACK MORE OFTEN THAN NOT AND JUST WATCH HORROR MOVIES, EAT LOTSA FOOD AND RELAX IN A HOT BATH WITH A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE...WHO AM I KIDDING...A BEER PLEASE AND MILLER LITE OR MGD PREFERRED). SOMEONE WHO CAN HANDLE MY LINE OF WORK AND NOT GET TOO JEALOUS. SOMEONE WHO IS BUTCHY BUT NOT TRYING TO "ACT" BUTCHY...BE YOU!!! BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE...GIVE ME LOTS OF ATTENTION BECAUSE I SHOWER ATTENTION ON THE ONE I LOVE. SOMEONE WHO GETS BUTTERFLIES OVER ME AND GETS CRAZY. I DESERVE A GAL WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT ME!! I WANT A BEEFY GAL. NOT OVERWEIGHT REALLY, JUST BEEFY. LOL YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO PICK ME UP AND THROW ME OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND HAUL MY AZZ AWAY. YOU NEED TO BE MONOGAMOUS...CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON'T LIE (NO REASON FOR IT). I LOVE DARK EYES...SO DREAMY. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRULY BE GAY...I AM NOT INTERESTED IN COUPLES OR ANYONE BI-SEXUAL. NO OFFENSE IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME...HMMM WHAT ELSE? OH YEAH, I LIKE UNIFORMS. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY IMPERATIVE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW...MORE TO COME!
So if you are Butch Lesbian living in the Chicago area, help Erin out.
She's Hot, She's OUT, she drinks beer and she appreciates a true butch.
We Just Love Her!
