Ellen Hosting Again!

Ellen is going to host a TBS variety special Ellen's Really Big Show which will feature stand-up comedy, musical acts!

The two-hour show, to be culled from footage shot during the HBO Comedy Festival taking place Nov. 14-17 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and will air Nov. 18 on TBS. Confirmed performers so far are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.

Guess the sisters really are doing it for themselves. Work It Ellen!

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.

Hillary Clinton and Ellen Up Close!

TMZ.com is reporting Ellen DeGeneres will be getting up close and personal with Sen. Hillary Clinton as she rolls out the first show of her fifth season in NYC Sept. 4 and Sept. 5, and Ellen promises other "big surprises" this season.
Well here is wishful thinking that next season will be a little more gay. I love Ellen but she could represent a little more, we need our voice heard and she is just the charmer to do it.

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a trailer for the film Saving Face. A great Asian American romance. Enjoy!

Lesbian Umbrella

I tried not to like this artist and her first few albums were pure pop crap, but the purity and talent of her voice could not be denied. Her new work has her focusing on artistic expression and not chart topping hits. She recorded this cover because she found the song so melodic.

It's a perfect lesbian makeout song. Whatever, anyway I just love it.

Check out the Lesbian Umbrella Here I promise you won't regret it.

Drew Dancing with Dykes & Kissing DJ's

Drew Barrymore was at queer club Krave in Las Vegas this week and she was seen working it out on the dance floor and spending a lot of time in the DJ booth, getting friendly with a certain female DJ,(hot lesbian pic here) but unfortunately no tongue.

What I would not do for some hot Drew lesbian loving. Come on Drew make a movie for us, we've been good, we deserve it. Maybe Charlie’s Angels 3: Dinah Shore Weekend?

Oh, another brilliant idea, the love story of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon together since 1950 and the creators of The Daughters of Bilitis the first lesbian rights organization. That has Oscar written all over it. Please Drew….please?

Rosie's Ankle Tattoo & Biker Brawl

Rosie O'Donnell, possible sporting her new ankle tattoo (what else could it be?) and her daughter Chelsea, took their boat out for a weekend spin near their Florida home.

Rosie also had a run in with a lesbian hating biker who thought Rosie had touched his bike and went a little crazy. Rosie wrote a long poem detailing the attack on her blog at Rosie.com. Excerpt below


“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed
the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

Kelly Monico Loves To Lick Tit

What is she doing?

Dancing with the Stars season one “almost” winner Kelly Monaco doing something to “DWTS” dancer Regina Poryes tit, while "DTWS" regulars Kym Johnson and Cheryl Burke smiled for the photo. Apparently Kelly does this all the time or they are just waiting patiently for their turn.


The dancers were at The Mirage in Las Vegas this weekend for "DWTS" pro Edyta Sliwinska's bachelorette party. Sliwinska's fiancé was Kelly's partner when she sorta won “DWTS” 2005.

Bionic and Battlestar Hottness

I don’t know if the new Bionic Woman is going to be any good but I am excited about Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica featuring as the Bionic Women’s (Michelle Ryan, yeah who?) arch-nemesis. If this photo is any indication this show will be hot, hot, hot!

By the way if you’re not watching Battlestar you are missing some of the greatest female characters ever seen on TV. I’m talking women with integrity, who are intelligent, brave, complex, and yes of course extremely hot.

Character Breakdown Left to Right
Number Three/D'Anna Biers - Lucy Lawless- Religious bisexual Cylon bad girl
Sharon / Number Eight - Grace Park- Cylon good girl/bad girl fighter pilot & mother
Laura Roslin - Mary McDonnell- President of the Colonies
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Katee Sackhoff- Lead pilot & resident bad ass
Number Six / Caprica Six - Tricia Helfer - Bisexual seductive Cylon bad girl

If you have been missing this great series, go right now and log into your Netflix and put the Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries (2003) at the top of your queue. Start there and then go through and watch all four seasons. But if you don’t have Netflix well there is just no helping you.

Michelle Rodriguez Walking & Talking

TMZ must really have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, seems like they always have a camera following her around. But if it wasn't for that restraining order I'd probably be doing the same thing. Well here she is again buying books, walking home and hanging with another sexy mystery lady. TMZ Celeb Cam Here and some more hot pics below

Is Milla the Resident Evil?

Here is something to brighten up your Monday, the trailer for in the closet hottie Milla Jovovich’s new movie Resident Evil: Extinction, also featuring Ali Larter from Heroes and MTV star Ashanti.

Angelina's Lesbian Lover Talking Shit

Model and Actress Jenny Shimizu has been talking shit about her ex girlfriend Angelina Jolie

Recently Angelina Jolie stated "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamy or heterosexuality. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the teen film "Foxfire." The pair were dating on and off for several years.

You don’t talk shit about Angelina. The lesbian rule you do whatever Mrs. Jolie wants, wash her car, wash her dog, clean her house, kiss her neck so softly, anything she wants she gets! I’m there!

Shame on you Jenny.

Longest Tongue In The World is 18!

Thanks to Rae for posting this on our Myspace Page.

She is 18 and hot now, so check out her myspace page

Her profile says she is straight, but who is she kidding every girl is Bisexual in college.

1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film

This 1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film I found while wondering on myspace.com is so bizarre I can't believe they thought we were out kidnapping and raping innocent girls! Instead of just sitting at home listening to overly emotional rock and playing with our cars and cats, which is really all I do most of the time. Well that and a little needlepoint. Is that wrong?

Check it out the video and you gotta love the title "Now the bull dyke will do her work". HAHAHAHA

Oh by the way check out The Lick List Myspace page with some great Videos and Music.

Sarah Gilbert is a Mommy!

Sara Gilbert (Roseanne, Poison Ivy) gave birth to a daughter, Sawyer Gilbert Adler this week. This is the second child for the 32-year-old former child star and her partner, Allison Adler. In 2004, Adler gave birth to their son, Levi Hank.

Wonder if she will be a Darlene or a Becky? The first Becky not the lame second Becky, that just appeared out of nowhere. I’m mean come on who does that! Well except for Bewitched, Back to the Future II, Different Strokes, oh shit, never mind.

Meagan Good at kissing girls again

Afterellen.com is reporting that Meagan Good (Stomp the Yard, D.E.B.S) will be playing a Lesbian in her new Film Sundays in Fort Greene. Written by her co-star Tamara LaSeon Bass (Baby boy) Sundays is a film about two sisters trying to escape the legacy of their dysfunctional family. Meagan's character, Greta, is closeted and struggling to reconcile her identity with the wishes of her family. The film is slated for a 2008 release.


Now Meagan is FINE and I will be first in line next summer when the film is release. Because she is so, damn, hot and well I don’t really have anything else to do.

Margaret Cho Tour Starts Today!

Margaret Cho’s new variety show The Sensuous Woman begins a Nationwide Tour today.

The show features burlesque performers, belly dancers, stand-up and sketch comedians. Knowing Margaret this show will be hot, political and hilarious. She is always there for us, so get your walet out and go to www.margaretcho.com and buy a ticket for a show nearest you.

Love YA Margaret!

Jody Foster is a DYKE!

Jody Foster is a DYKE at least in this super hot poster!

The Brave One

Plot Outline: A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Damn, Jody the things you do to me. "Touch me I'm falling, I think I'm fallin, i'm falling in Loooooove". Ok i'm going to lie down now...mmm...Jody

Watch Tonight!

Tonight, Logo and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation presents The Visible Vote '08, a live forum in which for the first time ever the leading Democratic presidential candidates will address a range of issues of importance to the LGBT community. So watch it and Vote you slackers before the Radical Right takes over our country even more. Let’s take over and have IKEA decorate the white house! Where is my new Ikea catalog anyway? The commercial says coming soon, well when soon? I need it!

The Billy Jean meets Supergirl's.....Aunt?

AfterEllen.com is reporting that Helen will make appearance this season on Smallville as Supergirl’s Aunt. Well I’ve loved Helen Slater ever since she shaved her head and yelled “Fair is Fair’ in the Legend of Billy Jean and she was a vision in her Supergirl outfit, no matter how bad the movie was. So all I can say is Whoo Hoo!