Danica Wins Japan 300 & Wets My Pants!

Danica Patrick won the Japan 300 yesterday becoming the first woman to win the IndyCar race.

No, she is not gay but wow I wish she was...sooooo dykealicious

Get Ready To WORK OUT!

Tonight the dyke drama reality show Work Out returns to Bravo for its third sweaty season. Come on Jackie show me how to work it out!

A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila RETURNS!

A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila premieres April 22 and I can not wait!


OOOOHHHHH TILA, I missed you!!!!!!

Bill O’Reilly Is A BITCH!

I'm just saying....

Hillary Drinks Like A Dyke

Check out Hillary taking shots and drinking beer!

I Need Your Fingers.......smith

Obama Wants To Be Our Friend

Check out his newest Advocate interview.

The Advocate: Let’s start with what’s hot, why the silence on gay issues? You’ve only done one other interview with the LGBT press. I know people wish they were hearing more from you.

Sen. Obama: I don’t think it’s fair to say silence on gay issues. The gay press may feel like I’m not giving them enough love. But basically, all press feels that way at all times. Obviously, when you’ve got limited amount of time, you’ve got so many outlets. We tend not to do a whole bunch of specialized press. We try to do general press for a general readership.

But I haven’t been silent on gay issues. What’s happened is, I speak oftentimes to gay issues to a public general audience. When I spoke at Ebenezer Church for King Day, I talked about the need to get over the homophobia in the African-American community, when I deliver my stump speeches routinely I talk about the way that antigay sentiment is used to divide the country and distract us from issues that we need to be working on, and I include gay constituencies as people that should be treated with full honor and respect as part of the American family.

So I actually have been much more vocal on gay issues to general audiences than any other presidential candidate probably in history. What I probably haven’t done as much as the press would like is to put out as many specialized interviews. But that has more to do with our focus on general press than it does on … I promise you the African-American press says the same thing.

More Fake Stories About Rosie

The Globe is running a story with the headline "Raging Rosie Bullies Her Boy."

The magazine shows photos of O'Donnell in what appeared to be an argument with her son Parker claiming that she is abusive and stated she manhandled her 12 year old son and was probably subjecting her other three children to emotional damage by verbally abusing her son in front of them.

Rosie's publicist has already replied stating that: "The story is absolutely ludicrous and ridiculous. There is no truth to it whatsoever."

Oh I Wish......I Just Wish

I was at Dinah Shore Weekend, right now.

Joan Jett Not Coming Out

Throughout your career, journalists have asked you about your sexual orientation and you've yet to say outright what it is. Why do you think people are so curious?

You know, I... why does anybody want to know anything to that extent? They want to know until they know, and then it's not a big deal. First of all, don't dictate to me what I have to declare about myself. It's about setting boundaries. If you open up a door to your whole life, once that door's open, you can't shut it. You can't open it up for some parts and keep it closed for others.

It really boils down to this: I want to please everybody. I want every guy and every girl thinking that I'm singing these songs to them, because I am. If I make a hard, fast case on where I stand then that takes away a lot of the fantasy. Music entails a lot of fantasy. I want people to be able to go there with me. Some people might think it's a cop-out. I don't care. That's how I feel.

Read more of the interview at spinner.com

OUT Top 50 Power List

Out magazine has released their annual "Power 50" issue of "Influential Gay Men & Women in America", which includes the following people. Check out the full list here.

#1 Ellen DeGeneres, talk show star
#13 Jodie Foster, almost "out" actress
#16 Perez Hilton, The Queen of All Media
#19 Greg Berlanti, Brothers & Sisters creator
#24 Suze Orman, recently out financial guru
#25 Tom Ford, fashion designer
#31 Rosie O'Donnell, Comedian and Blogger
#36. Annie Leibovitz, celebrity photographer
#46. Martina Navratilova, tennis star

Identical Queer Cousins

Hillary & Angelina Cousins!!Earlier this week the New England Historic Genealogical Society uncovered distant relatives for all the major presidential contenders. Turns out Hillary Clinton is related to bisexual hottie Angelina Jolie and music superstars Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette.

I love it identical (secretly) queer cousins. Do you see the resemblence?

Rosie Says Good Morning America!

Rosie O'Donnell was on Good Morning America on this morning talking about The View, her memoir and her new about crafting with kids, Rosie O'Donnell's Crafty U:100 Easy Projects the Whole Family Can Enjoy All Year Long.

Madonna, Madonna Everywhere

Madonna is on the cover of Vanity Fair's Green Issue.

Is her latest incarnation, as activist and filmmaker, bringing her closer to the truth? Rich Cohen undergoes a multi-media bombardment—her new album, her directorial debut, and her documentary on the orphans of Malawi, where she adopted her third child—to prepare for a session with the icon herself.

Raising Malawi, has arranged to auction off the autographed globe from the singer’s cover shoot. The auction also includes a travel package for two to see a very special Madonna performance in New York City at the end of April. Check out the auction HERE.

Vanity Fair has also posted a great slideshow of all 10 times Madonna has appeared on the cover, starting at 1986 and features all the covers and photospreads Check it out HERE.

Ladies Make Magic & Music

Madonna's new video 4 Minutes with Timbaland & Timberlake.


BONUS: Check out this new mashup of Madonna's 4 Minutes with Janet Jackson's Feedback.

16yr old Angelina "Racy" New Pics

In Touch Magazine is publishing "racy" new pics of a 16-year-old Angelina Jolie on their new cover.

Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos. Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped — the striking images depict a beautiful 16-year-old Angelina posing for a sensual modeling shoot.

The website also released is this video of Angelina

Margaret Cho Gets Body Modification Surgery

Margaret Cho posted myspace blog about her recent surgery. Read the full story here.

Donut Pussy

I had a new procedure called the "G-Shot," which is kind of like plastic surgery, kind of a body modification – but you don’t see it. It is on the inside. It isn’t something I would necessarily normally do, because I am very happy with my vagina the way it is. It is one of the finest in the world, and really needs little embellishment. It has served me well for many years and there are lots of miles left on it.

I got the G-shot as part of my new VH1 show, "The Cho Show," which I am filming right now and it is so fucking awesome you are going to just scream when you see it – I am so excited! Anyway, the G-Shot is an injection of collagen into your G-Spot that is supposed to enhance any kind of stimulation there. It is for women who have limited sensation in their vagina, which is me. My puss is more clitoral than vaginal. I am more into the outside than the inside. I am more about display than content. Whenever I go to a party, I tend to hang out on the steps rather than in the house and I never go into the backyard. And to keep the party analogy going, I don’t even have a G-Spot, per say, one place where the party is all centered, but there are lots of smaller events happening all over the area. Mine isn’t a G-Spot. More like a G-Block Party. My pussy is a lot like Coachella. There are a lot of bands hanging around waiting to play.

Jodie Hates Long Wet Things

NIPS & BOOBS!

I don't know who Simona Fusco is but she wanted us to see her nips.
NSFW pic here! thank you Simona.

Her Madgesty The Buffy

umm, I do enjoy the butch ladies!

But, I am not sure how I feel about these arms.