Lesbian Video Day

Here is the trailer for the upcoming movie Feast of Love where Selma Blair character leaves her husband for another woman. The movie is described as "a meditation on love and its various incarnations, set within a community of friends in Oregon." Enjoy!

Beth Ditto Gossips To The Advocate

BBW proud Beth Ditto the lesbian front woman for the band Gossip gave a wonderful interview in The Advocate. Here some hits but check out the full article. She is just fantastic!

So do you know who you're voting for in the presidential election?
I don't know who I'm voting for yet, and people keep asking me a lot. I think that on the one hand, people are surprised that I don't say “Hillary” immediately, but I just don't think civil unions are the best, because “separate but equal” is unconstitutional! It's bullshit, and we've been through this already.

When you were a kid, is there a certain singer that really resonated with you?
Miss Piggy is extremely iconic. There's no one higher than Miss Piggy. It's funny, but it's true -- she definitely was a huge influence on me as a teenager. Oh, and Patty Duke!

A party being thrown by an idol of yours whom you've never met before.
So, Roseanne Barr's gonna be there?

Roseanne Barr's gonna be there.

OK, so if Roseanne is there, I'd probably wear something hilarious. Like, I'd try to find that chicken shirt she always wore [on her sitcom]. Do you know that shirt, the one with the chicken eggs on it?

Janeane Garofalo Fighting Terrorists

One of our favorite funny girls “are you sure you’re not gay” Janeane Garofalo is going to be fighting terrorists as a FBI agent in the next season of Fox’s 24.

I just love Janeane, something about her makes me want to send her flowers, buy her dinner, and tell her how wonderful she is while massaging her back in a candle filled bubble bath.

Don’t know just something about her.

Now she gonna be running around with Chloe O'Brian….mmmmm….Chloe and Janeane.

Hey Fox isn’t it about time for Chloe to question her sexuality? You've got a Lesbian President why not somes sexual experimentation at CTU?

Mena Suvari Dyketastic At The Beach!

Love the new look Mena and the bikini, of course.

Rapper Eve Wants A Taste Of Jolie & Von Teese!

Rapper Eve is featured on the cover of HX (Homo Xtra) magazine and she had some interesting things to say.

Do you get approached a lot by women?
Yeah, I used to more when I first came out. I’ve had people tell me straight up and down that I was gay—I still get it from people. I get more accusations than I actually do get hit on now.

Did it make you uncomfortable?
Gay women are way more aggressive than men—I will definitely say that. [Laughs] But it doesn’t bother me. I’ve never been disrespected in any way. If I’m like, “Yo, I get it, but I don’t swing that way,” then it’s all love.

Who is your celebrity girl-crush?
My girl crush is Angelina Jolie. That’s an everybody girl-crush— that’s my dog’s crush! [Laughs] There is one more person: Dita Von Teese. I’m obsessed with her! I want a Dita Von Teese doll and I’ll be happy. She’s just bananas!

Eve would make such a hot butch dyke and Eve with Dita Von Teese, now that's a movie I would pay to see. Over and Over and Over again.

Donald Trump Insecure, Impotent Ass? Discuss.

Here is more proof that Donald Trump really is a sad excuss for a human being.

Donald Blasts Rosie, AGAIN

Doesn’t he have something else to do? Like I don’t know, run a real estate empire?

What a sad and spoiled little boy.

She's 18 Today, You Can Stop Feeling Like A Pervert

Hayden Panettiere the industructable Cheerleader from NBC Hereos turned 18 today!

So you can stop secretly lusting after her and hiding those photoes on your computer.

O.K. it was only 4 photos, but I saved them for you.

It was all for you.

Portia De Rossi New Hot Lover

One of our favorite lesbian friendly shows Nip/Tuck has hired another Lick List favorite. First Rosie O'donnell and now Portia De Rossi is joining the new season as hottie Joely Richardson's new lover. The couple’s sex scenes are reportedly so down and dirty that even the crew members of this very dirty show have been shocked.

I’ve spent so much time imagining Portia and Ellen rocking the sheets now at least I can have something for visual reference. even though Portia and Joely are lipstick clones. Hey Nip/Tuck can Rosie get some of that action?

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini!

Michelle Rodriguez was at the beach in Malibu on Sunday and Perez Hilton has some hot bikini pics. SFW but so super hot! Since I'm sitting naked and alone in the dark right now maybe I'll watch BLUE CRUSH. In slow motion.

Uhura Still Hot And A Hero

So I never watched much of the original Star Trek, at least until I married a Trekkie. I was more of a Next Generation fan. Security Officer Tasha Yar was my Star Trek “it girl”. But I have to give it up for my girl Uhura she was one of the first women of sci-fi and a noted role model for Whoopi Goldberg and Dr. Mae Jemison The first black women to fly in the space shuttle. Uhura had the first interracial kiss on television and was the inspiration for the bluetooth headset. lol

It has just been announced that Nichelle Nichols will be guest staring on NBC hit show Heroes to play “Nana” grandmother to a New Orleans genetically evolved hero Monica.

No word yet on whether Nana with have any special powers of her own, besides the power to “whoop your behind till you are sorry”

Jodie's Licks and Lies

In her new interview with More magazine, Foster is asked about her sexuality in a roundabout way and she continues to try and hide who she truly is.

Let's talk about your ring.
This one? [Proffers left hand] It's Tiffany, an eternity ring.

You're wearing it on your wedding ring finger.
I am. I've always worn a ring. Even taking photos. Even on magazine covers. I don't take it off.

Don't you think wearing a ring like that raises questions?
Well, but that's my life. ... My life is my life. I'm not going to change my life for anybody. I just don't talk about my dad, my health, who I voted for or what I think of the death penalty because that would be trivializing my life, selling it for a magazine. I don't have any problems with anybody reporting on my life. It's just that I'm not going to bring my family into that. The number-one reason for that is: Why would I invite — encourage — more people to sit outside my door and wait for my children to go to school? I don't have any desire to participate in it.

When I interviewed you in 1994, you scoffed at the idea of cosmetic surgery. Now, as the crow's feet start to appear, have you adjusted your stance?
Nah. It's not my thing. I don't have anything against it for other people. Whatever they want to do, I'm fine with it. For me, it's really a self-image thing. Like, I'd rather have somebody go, "Wow, that girl has a big nose" than "Wow, that girl has a bad nose job." I'd rather have a comment about who I am than about something that identifies me as being ashamed of who I am.

“Wow, that girl is a big closeted dyke!” Does it hurt Jodie? You are being identified as being ashamed of who you are, ashamed of your wife and the life you live. Your children share her name why can’t you speak it.

I don’t want her outed, wearing rainbow t-shirts or marching in parades, I just want her to speak the truth. Let her name be counted along with the rest of us and be a true inspiration to young lesbians everywhere.

We need you Jodie, please come join us.

Madonna's 50th Birthday Smash

Madonna is reportedly planning to celebrate her 50th birthday on August 16, 2008 with huge televised concert in New York City's Central Park as part of a U.S. tour to promote her upcoming album.

WOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

I cannot wait! Wonder how she can top bull/horse riding masturbation?
Guess we will just have to and see.

51% of Lesbians Have Cats!

A new survey was just released trying to narrow in on what Gay and Lesbian consumers want.


Here is what they had to say about you:

Your median household income is $80,000 per year
Singles, $52,000; couples living together, $96,000

What You Watch: NBC, ABC, CBS, Showtime, Fox and Logo
Where You Work: Medical, Education, Legal or Government fields
What You Read: The Advocate, Curve, local LGBT papers, People, AARP and O The Oprah Magazine

65% live with a significant other
20% of couples have children under the age of 18
51% of lesbians own cats
36% have annual household incomes in excess of $100,000.
91% make purchasing decisions influenced by corporate sponsorship of events and gay-related charities

They left out an important category money spent yearly on Uhaul rentals!
I just realized I have to start making lots more money

Paris and Jenna New Lovers?

TMZ cameras were haunting LA as usual last night and they caught Paris Hilton and Bisexual (now super skinny) Porn Star Jenna Jameson out on the town. The ladies shared a girl-on-girl kiss for the cameras before leaving together in a Limo. Video of Hilton Lesbian Porn Kiss.

Flexible Pussycat Doll

Check out these hot pics of Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls working her body on the beach. WOW, she’s bendy! I like bendy girls, so, um….bendy. Ok time for a cat nap.

Angelina Jolie On Her Back On My Car!

Ok so it’s not my car, but I can dream.

Our favorite movie star Angelina Jolie is in Chicago on the set of her new movie “Wanted” the graphic novel adaptation by Mark Millar and J.G Jones starring James McAvoy (becoming Jane, Last King of Scotland) and Morgan Freeman.
Plot Summary: A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan (Freeman) to follow in his dad's footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.

Is it just me or is Mrs. Jolie looking extra skinny?

Happy 49th Birthday Madonna!

Queer Music Video Day! The Cliks

It’s Thursday again, so it must also be Queer Music Video Day! Here is The Cliks with the song “Oh Yeah”. You can see The Cliks live at the Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho True Colors tour.

Ellen Hosting Again!

Ellen is going to host a TBS variety special Ellen's Really Big Show which will feature stand-up comedy, musical acts!

The two-hour show, to be culled from footage shot during the HBO Comedy Festival taking place Nov. 14-17 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and will air Nov. 18 on TBS. Confirmed performers so far are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.

Guess the sisters really are doing it for themselves. Work It Ellen!

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.