So for you my lovely ladies each week I am going to watch and recap every episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila . Here is a minute by minute recap, with my two cents thrown in.
9:59 – Recap and intro
10:00 – I am a bisexual – what a way to come out of the closet- guys and girls all upset and confused – my eyes are burning a butch in a bikini top
10:01 – Girls are mad and feel betrayed by Tila.
10:03 – Girls all mad stop hitting on me you stupid dick, yes we really are gay
10:03 – Girls gang up on euro trash Italian Domenico
10:04 – Euro trash Domenico pushed into the pool – everyone hates him
10:06 –Boy fight
10:07 –Commercial break
10:10 – Fight continues security comes in
10:11 – Euro guy thinks he is the voice of reason…yeah right!
10:12 – Fight starts again
10:13 – Tila cries and HOT Rebecca is there to comfort her and understand her and of course kiss her!
10:14 – All the girls run over to Tila to join in the comforting….hot!
10:15 – Lala leaves discussed with everyone’s behavior, oh yeah and the men.
10:16 – Commercial Break
10:19 – Tila chases Lala but Lala still leaves…WHAT!!!
10:20 – Tila keeps it real
10:21 – Vanessa reveals her strategy – distract the boys with her hotness and to show Tila her love
10:22 – Ashli admits she wants to lose her virginity to Tila
10:23 – Ashley is a box of rocks! How is this guy a high school guidance counselor?
10:24 – Guys start asking girls “do you think I’m hot?”
10:25 – Commercial Break – 4 going home tonight
10:28 – Is she going to wear the swimsuit the whole episode? YES PLEASE!
10:29 – The boys strut the runway in high heels
10:30 – Girls start talking lots of shit.
10:31 – Marcus back flips in heels and moons Tila with his yucky ass
10:32 – Girls do 20 pushups – LESBIANS UNITE!
10:33 – Marcus slaps a Sara ass, then denies it - drama starts again
10:35 – Foam party…uh…girls bikinis and foam what else is there to say. Where the guys even there?
10:36 – 2 guys a 1 girl (Eric, Eddie, Rebeckah) find hidden chips in the foam and win alone time before the elimination
10:37 – Commercial Break
10:40 – Virgin Eddie – declines a kiss from Tila. ARE YOU CRAZY!
10:42 –Tila kisses Rebecca a lot……yup a lot
10:44 – Think, Think, Think – Commercial Break
10:45 – Think, Think, Think
10:46 – “My confidence is equal to or below less” Ashley is a stupid drunk hick.
10:49 – Tila returns - No rotating bar?
10:50 – Tila promises no more secrets
10:51 – 4 to go home but the rest get to move into the house tomorrow.
10:52 – Going home - Virgin Eddie, Grace (buy hot asian), Stephianie (one butch down) Goodbye
10:53 – Michael gotta stop being a mamas boy - but you can stay. Scared Ya! -
10:55 – Marcus BYE, BYE!
10:57 – Tila says lets do it “Tila Style” then bends over and shakes it “Stripper Style”
10:58 – Next time – 17 guys and girls move in to the mansion and there is only one really big bed and girls are cheating on Tila already.
If you want to watch the episode go here
1 comment:
Two of the smartest things Tila has done so far: make out a lot with Rebecca and getting rid of Marcus. Man... he was a prick and a half! Euro guy has got something about him that he's not being completely honest about. His occupation is "Server." WHAT does he serve? And does he do it in heels?
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