Alicia Keys: I am NOT a lesbian!....uh...sure

Alicia Keys told the the UK Magazine The Sun “I’m as straight as they come.”

O.k. so question...Alicia, why are you still talking it about it so much and who is this a serious boyfriend you talk about but we never see. Seems this week I've seen your stupid face on my TV at least a million times, but never with a boyfriend and what's up with those bunny commercials?

Her supposed boyfriend is her producer Kerry "Krucial" Brothers but there have been several of rumors about her "special relationship" with rapper Eve. Check out the red carpet pics below and tell me which Alicia looks more in love.

See that's what I thought too!

The Porn I Want To See!

Eva and Dita Von Teese naked with only me and a hand held video camera...oh....ok you can come too.

Rapper Eve Wants A Taste Of Jolie & Von Teese!

Rapper Eve is featured on the cover of HX (Homo Xtra) magazine and she had some interesting things to say.

Do you get approached a lot by women?
Yeah, I used to more when I first came out. I’ve had people tell me straight up and down that I was gay—I still get it from people. I get more accusations than I actually do get hit on now.

Did it make you uncomfortable?
Gay women are way more aggressive than men—I will definitely say that. [Laughs] But it doesn’t bother me. I’ve never been disrespected in any way. If I’m like, “Yo, I get it, but I don’t swing that way,” then it’s all love.

Who is your celebrity girl-crush?
My girl crush is Angelina Jolie. That’s an everybody girl-crush— that’s my dog’s crush! [Laughs] There is one more person: Dita Von Teese. I’m obsessed with her! I want a Dita Von Teese doll and I’ll be happy. She’s just bananas!

Eve would make such a hot butch dyke and Eve with Dita Von Teese, now that's a movie I would pay to see. Over and Over and Over again.