Lindsay Lohan Munching Carpet?

The NY Post's Page Six is setting free the rumor that Lohan’s munching a friend’s carpet.

Report as follows:

WE might not see Lindsay Lohan fall into anything serious with a guy anytime soon - sources say the starlet is investing most of her time in her new best friend, Courtenay Semel.

Last week, Lohan attended a holiday and housewarming party at the Los Angeles home of "Power Lesbian" Jeanette Longoria with Semel, the daughter of Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel, one partygoer told Page Six.

The spy at the sapphic soiree also overheard the duo refer to themselves as roommates, and one Hollywood insider claimed they've been living together in a house in LA for about a month.

"Lindsay came with Courtenay to the party around midnight and they stayed for an hour," said our spywitness. "The girls held hands and were with each other the whole time." The tipster added, "Every time I see Lindsay, there's Courtenay. They are always together."

Other insiders said that although the blond actress is still friends with her deejay pal Samantha Ronson - with whom Lohan has reportedly made out in the past - her friends say Lindsay has been spending most of her time recently with Semel.

A rep for Lohan told Page Six, "The two are good friends, nothing more."

Lindsay has fielded other rumors about her "close friend" out DJ Samantha Ronson!

Just in case your bored here is a NSFW pic of Lindsay forgeting her underwear.

Rubyfruit Mafia - Lesbian Power In Hollywood

Today Page Six is reporting on a upcoming W magazine story about a Hollywood group of powerful lesbians aptly named the Rubyfruit Mafia

The Rubyfruit Mafia includes HBO's head of programming Carolyn Strauss, Movie producer Nina Jacobson, Fox 2000 executive v.p. of production Carla Hacken, Sundance Institute's Cynthia Wornham, and "The L Word" creator Ilene Chaiken

Movie producer Nina Jacobson said "It was certainly an acceptable choice to be closeted then (90's). Now, in Hollywood, it would be a little pathetic. You would only look afraid."

Nothing hotter then a out and proud lesbian, except maybe a super rich and powerful out and proud lesbian. Ok I am so wet right now.

Tammy Lynn Etheridge Calls Out President Bush

On August 16th Tammy Lynn Etheridge posted an anti Bush/Rove poem and Page Six got their panties all bunched up!

Tammy First Post titled What do you get when you cross elmer fudd with bush? WMD
calls Bush a “idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of shit” and Rove a “sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass”. I am so proud!

Then Page Six decides that this needs reporting and she needs scolding. The title “Vulgar & Vile” stating that Tammy need to wash her mouth out with soap. Um…that’s all you got? You call her Vulgar and Vile for stating her own opinion on her own blog and all you can say is that she needs to washer her mouth out?

Well our wonderful Tammy snapped back with another great post and thanks Page Six for “passing my ideas and feelings on to other parts of the world my blog cannot reach alone. thank you.”

Sarcastic and with class, LOVE IT! Tammy Lynn Etheridge we salute you, or better yet, we lick you!