Paris and Jenna New Lovers?

TMZ cameras were haunting LA as usual last night and they caught Paris Hilton and Bisexual (now super skinny) Porn Star Jenna Jameson out on the town. The ladies shared a girl-on-girl kiss for the cameras before leaving together in a Limo. Video of Hilton Lesbian Porn Kiss.

Flexible Pussycat Doll

Check out these hot pics of Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls working her body on the beach. WOW, she’s bendy! I like bendy girls, so, um….bendy. Ok time for a cat nap.

Angelina Jolie On Her Back On My Car!

Ok so it’s not my car, but I can dream.

Our favorite movie star Angelina Jolie is in Chicago on the set of her new movie “Wanted” the graphic novel adaptation by Mark Millar and J.G Jones starring James McAvoy (becoming Jane, Last King of Scotland) and Morgan Freeman.
Plot Summary: A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan (Freeman) to follow in his dad's footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.

Is it just me or is Mrs. Jolie looking extra skinny?

Happy 49th Birthday Madonna!

Queer Music Video Day! The Cliks

It’s Thursday again, so it must also be Queer Music Video Day! Here is The Cliks with the song “Oh Yeah”. You can see The Cliks live at the Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho True Colors tour.

Ellen Hosting Again!

Ellen is going to host a TBS variety special Ellen's Really Big Show which will feature stand-up comedy, musical acts!

The two-hour show, to be culled from footage shot during the HBO Comedy Festival taking place Nov. 14-17 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and will air Nov. 18 on TBS. Confirmed performers so far are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.

Guess the sisters really are doing it for themselves. Work It Ellen!

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.

Hillary Clinton and Ellen Up Close!

TMZ.com is reporting Ellen DeGeneres will be getting up close and personal with Sen. Hillary Clinton as she rolls out the first show of her fifth season in NYC Sept. 4 and Sept. 5, and Ellen promises other "big surprises" this season.
Well here is wishful thinking that next season will be a little more gay. I love Ellen but she could represent a little more, we need our voice heard and she is just the charmer to do it.

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a trailer for the film Saving Face. A great Asian American romance. Enjoy!

Lesbian Umbrella

I tried not to like this artist and her first few albums were pure pop crap, but the purity and talent of her voice could not be denied. Her new work has her focusing on artistic expression and not chart topping hits. She recorded this cover because she found the song so melodic.

It's a perfect lesbian makeout song. Whatever, anyway I just love it.

Check out the Lesbian Umbrella Here I promise you won't regret it.

Drew Dancing with Dykes & Kissing DJ's

Drew Barrymore was at queer club Krave in Las Vegas this week and she was seen working it out on the dance floor and spending a lot of time in the DJ booth, getting friendly with a certain female DJ,(hot lesbian pic here) but unfortunately no tongue.

What I would not do for some hot Drew lesbian loving. Come on Drew make a movie for us, we've been good, we deserve it. Maybe Charlie’s Angels 3: Dinah Shore Weekend?

Oh, another brilliant idea, the love story of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon together since 1950 and the creators of The Daughters of Bilitis the first lesbian rights organization. That has Oscar written all over it. Please Drew….please?

Rosie's Ankle Tattoo & Biker Brawl

Rosie O'Donnell, possible sporting her new ankle tattoo (what else could it be?) and her daughter Chelsea, took their boat out for a weekend spin near their Florida home.

Rosie also had a run in with a lesbian hating biker who thought Rosie had touched his bike and went a little crazy. Rosie wrote a long poem detailing the attack on her blog at Rosie.com. Excerpt below


“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed
the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

Kelly Monico Loves To Lick Tit

What is she doing?

Dancing with the Stars season one “almost” winner Kelly Monaco doing something to “DWTS” dancer Regina Poryes tit, while "DTWS" regulars Kym Johnson and Cheryl Burke smiled for the photo. Apparently Kelly does this all the time or they are just waiting patiently for their turn.


The dancers were at The Mirage in Las Vegas this weekend for "DWTS" pro Edyta Sliwinska's bachelorette party. Sliwinska's fiancé was Kelly's partner when she sorta won “DWTS” 2005.

Bionic and Battlestar Hottness

I don’t know if the new Bionic Woman is going to be any good but I am excited about Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica featuring as the Bionic Women’s (Michelle Ryan, yeah who?) arch-nemesis. If this photo is any indication this show will be hot, hot, hot!

By the way if you’re not watching Battlestar you are missing some of the greatest female characters ever seen on TV. I’m talking women with integrity, who are intelligent, brave, complex, and yes of course extremely hot.

Character Breakdown Left to Right
Number Three/D'Anna Biers - Lucy Lawless- Religious bisexual Cylon bad girl
Sharon / Number Eight - Grace Park- Cylon good girl/bad girl fighter pilot & mother
Laura Roslin - Mary McDonnell- President of the Colonies
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Katee Sackhoff- Lead pilot & resident bad ass
Number Six / Caprica Six - Tricia Helfer - Bisexual seductive Cylon bad girl

If you have been missing this great series, go right now and log into your Netflix and put the Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries (2003) at the top of your queue. Start there and then go through and watch all four seasons. But if you don’t have Netflix well there is just no helping you.

Michelle Rodriguez Walking & Talking

TMZ must really have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, seems like they always have a camera following her around. But if it wasn't for that restraining order I'd probably be doing the same thing. Well here she is again buying books, walking home and hanging with another sexy mystery lady. TMZ Celeb Cam Here and some more hot pics below

Is Milla the Resident Evil?

Here is something to brighten up your Monday, the trailer for in the closet hottie Milla Jovovich’s new movie Resident Evil: Extinction, also featuring Ali Larter from Heroes and MTV star Ashanti.

Angelina's Lesbian Lover Talking Shit

Model and Actress Jenny Shimizu has been talking shit about her ex girlfriend Angelina Jolie

Recently Angelina Jolie stated "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamy or heterosexuality. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the teen film "Foxfire." The pair were dating on and off for several years.

You don’t talk shit about Angelina. The lesbian rule you do whatever Mrs. Jolie wants, wash her car, wash her dog, clean her house, kiss her neck so softly, anything she wants she gets! I’m there!

Shame on you Jenny.

Longest Tongue In The World is 18!

Thanks to Rae for posting this on our Myspace Page.

She is 18 and hot now, so check out her myspace page

Her profile says she is straight, but who is she kidding every girl is Bisexual in college.

1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film

This 1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film I found while wondering on myspace.com is so bizarre I can't believe they thought we were out kidnapping and raping innocent girls! Instead of just sitting at home listening to overly emotional rock and playing with our cars and cats, which is really all I do most of the time. Well that and a little needlepoint. Is that wrong?

Check it out the video and you gotta love the title "Now the bull dyke will do her work". HAHAHAHA

Oh by the way check out The Lick List Myspace page with some great Videos and Music.

Sarah Gilbert is a Mommy!

Sara Gilbert (Roseanne, Poison Ivy) gave birth to a daughter, Sawyer Gilbert Adler this week. This is the second child for the 32-year-old former child star and her partner, Allison Adler. In 2004, Adler gave birth to their son, Levi Hank.

Wonder if she will be a Darlene or a Becky? The first Becky not the lame second Becky, that just appeared out of nowhere. I’m mean come on who does that! Well except for Bewitched, Back to the Future II, Different Strokes, oh shit, never mind.

Meagan Good at kissing girls again

Afterellen.com is reporting that Meagan Good (Stomp the Yard, D.E.B.S) will be playing a Lesbian in her new Film Sundays in Fort Greene. Written by her co-star Tamara LaSeon Bass (Baby boy) Sundays is a film about two sisters trying to escape the legacy of their dysfunctional family. Meagan's character, Greta, is closeted and struggling to reconcile her identity with the wishes of her family. The film is slated for a 2008 release.


Now Meagan is FINE and I will be first in line next summer when the film is release. Because she is so, damn, hot and well I don’t really have anything else to do.

Margaret Cho Tour Starts Today!

Margaret Cho’s new variety show The Sensuous Woman begins a Nationwide Tour today.

The show features burlesque performers, belly dancers, stand-up and sketch comedians. Knowing Margaret this show will be hot, political and hilarious. She is always there for us, so get your walet out and go to www.margaretcho.com and buy a ticket for a show nearest you.

Love YA Margaret!

Jody Foster is a DYKE!

Jody Foster is a DYKE at least in this super hot poster!

The Brave One

Plot Outline: A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Damn, Jody the things you do to me. "Touch me I'm falling, I think I'm fallin, i'm falling in Loooooove". Ok i'm going to lie down now...mmm...Jody

Watch Tonight!

Tonight, Logo and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation presents The Visible Vote '08, a live forum in which for the first time ever the leading Democratic presidential candidates will address a range of issues of importance to the LGBT community. So watch it and Vote you slackers before the Radical Right takes over our country even more. Let’s take over and have IKEA decorate the white house! Where is my new Ikea catalog anyway? The commercial says coming soon, well when soon? I need it!

The Billy Jean meets Supergirl's.....Aunt?

AfterEllen.com is reporting that Helen will make appearance this season on Smallville as Supergirl’s Aunt. Well I’ve loved Helen Slater ever since she shaved her head and yelled “Fair is Fair’ in the Legend of Billy Jean and she was a vision in her Supergirl outfit, no matter how bad the movie was. So all I can say is Whoo Hoo!

Another Real World Bisexual

So the new season of the Real World is about to start again and again they've found a hot college bisexual. Well will see if she's bi or just a (insert squeaky voice) "I kiss girls after only 3 shots!

Where is the Real World Dyke who will come in and be just one of the boys hanging, serving the ladies shots, 3 shots of course, then slowly seducing them till they are all naked and screaming her name. Now that's a reality show I would watch!

MTV I could hook you up with some hot dykes. Hit show I’m telling you! Anyway whatever, we'll see what happens.

Here is her Official MTV Bio:

Age: 24 Sacramento, California.

Shauvon is more than just a buxom blonde bombshell; she is also an intellectual sex columnist for Sacramento State University's newspaper. Raised primarily by her controlling mother, Shauvon was pressured to have her ambitions and goals intricately planned out. This often resulted in Shauvon putting her mother's happiness before her own. Tired of being told what to do, she recently broke off her engagement to a man who forced her to choose between a career and him. Although she knows she made the right decision, the wound is still raw.

Queer Music Video of the Day!

Check out Amanda Palmer the bisexual front woman for the Dresden Dolls! The only thing hotter then her is this song! ENOJOY!

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a clip from the french film Eight Women. Staring Catherine Deneuve one of the hotest women over 50. If you have not seen this movie rent it! ENJOY!

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Amsterdam Pride Pretty In Pink

Last weekend an estimated 500,000 gays and lesbians put on their brightest plumage and a rainbow fleet sailed through Amsterdam's historic canals as the city celebrated its annual Gay Pride festival.

DJs pumped music from ships packed with dancers and for the first time, a designated "hetero-boat" was among the more than 70 vessels officially participating. Hundreds more cruised the canals to join the fun.

Hoping next year I can join the fun! They are so accepting. I wonder what else is legal in Amsterdam?

Mena Suvari a Dyke or just look like one?

Mena Suvari, the cheerleader from American Beauty, was spotted in Beverly Hills looking like she took a lesson from the Hot Lesbian Handbook, Shaved head, check. Camouflage hoodie, check. She was sorta pretty before but now she is super hot. Oh, Mena please keep shaving your head and then get cast in a cop film. So I can see you running in those nicely pressed blues. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. But just loose that purse...please!

I still hate Anne Heche!

Anne Heche is so crazy, even a Judge thinks so. For her crazy bitter divorce, Anne and the hubby Coleman Laffoon have agreed to be evaluated by an independent psychotherapist in order to sort out the issue of custody of their son Homer. Documents signed by both on July 25th that any negative information will be kept between the therapist and the court.

It will only be a matter of time till the report is slipped to press and I am sure the report will say Anne is a crazy, stupid, pathetic and sorry excuse for a human being.

OK I'm still bitter, how could you hurt someone as wonderful as Ellen? Crazy, just plain crazy!

Michelle Rodriguez & Her Crazy Blog

Our favorite in the closet Michelle Rodriguez posted the strangest rant on her blog yesterday. Check out our favorite closeted Lesbian's Rant Here. and FYI Michelle has just been cast in James Cameron's upcoming big budget sci-fi (translation tight spandex outfits) flim, Avatar but for now here are some super hot picks! YUMMY!

The Next U.S. President will be a Lesbian!!

Next season on 24 the President will be played by “Out” actress Cherry Jones. Two time Tony Award winner you might remember her from the films Cradle Will Rock, The Perfect Storm, Ocean's Twelve, Signs and The Village.

Out of the closet since the beginning of her professional career in 1980, Cherry has been an outspoken advocate for gay rights often appearing on the red carpet with her girl friend fellow actress Sarah Paulson from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.


I am a devoted fan of the show but let’s be real last season of 24 sucked. Here is to hoping that a female president will give Jack a kick in the ass.

Madonna is the Queen of Pop!

Madonna has been rocking the world for over 25 years now, and MTV is set to mark the milestone with a very special celebration.

The network is said to be working on a two hour special in honor of the Queen of Pop. Details still being worked out but the word is Madonna will perform and other stars will cover her 25 years of hits.

Well we can't think of anyone who deserves this honor more. Congratulations!

Ellen, Portia and Michelle Caught On The Town

TMZ caught Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi going out to lunch on Sunset Blvd and super dyke Michelle Rodriguez (possible drunk again) ranting about celebrities in holywood.

Check out the video of Hollywood Hot Lesbians on the Town!

Willow & Tara's Love Child

Ever wonder what your favorite gay couples children would look like? The website MorphThing.com lets you combine two faces into one, using a library of famous people on the site or your own pics.

Check out our favorite Lesbian couple Willow & Tara from Buffy The Vampire Slayer and there love child. What should we name her?

Katherine Heigl To Make The Move

TR Knights best friend and TV doctor hottie Katherine Heigl has teamed up with her Mother/Manager (how many times has that gone wrong?) have formed their own production company under the Fox 2000 umbrella. First project an action comedy starring….wait for it, wait for it….Katherine Heigl!

Either way Katherine’s stock is going up, up, up, already back on the set on the ABC hit Grey's Anatomy, her current film Knocked Up racking up over $145 million domestic, and her next film 27 Dresses as the perpetual Bridesmaid whose sister is about to marry the man she secretly loves, starring James Marsden (X-Men, Superman Returns, Hairspray), Judy Greer (Arrested Development, 13 going on 30) has insiders betting on another hit.

Now if I can only get her to call me back? You know you want it, just one kiss, come on, please?

The Awakening Threesome!

SHE’S BACK! Melissa Etheridge’s new album titled The Awakening, will be released on Sept. 25. The press release states "The album is my story and my journey. I hope that it will ring universally. I began to retrace the path of my own American dream: from my early years in California in the '80s, to my dream for fame and fortune and my sad realization of the false images that lead so many of us into misery." Honestly that sounds…Interesting, I think.

But what is interesting is the track titled "Threesome," which the press release describes as "a country-rocker that is unlikely to be covered by Carrie Underwood.” Nice! Maybe it will be the country rock version of “My Neck, My Back”! We need some dirty lesbian rock in the world.

The album's first single, "Message to Myself," can be heard on her Myspace Page http://www.myspace.com/melissaetheridge

Whoopi Kicking Elizabeth Hasselbeck's Ass!

Well it is official Whoopi is taking over the lead seat on The View.

Former View co-host Rosie O’Donnell told The Insider “Whoopi is fantastic in every way and perfect for the job. She’s amazing and one of my favorites.”

"I loved working with Whoopi Goldberg," Hasselbeck told People magazine. "She is soulful, has a world of experience to bring to the table, and I don't sense any sort of political agenda."

Political agenda!?! Here is to hoping Whoopi kicks that republican brainwashed ignorant child’s Elizabeth’s ass!

Lesbian Kiss Movie Day!

A super hot clip from great movie Loving Annabelle featuring Diane Gaidry and Erin Kelly. I wish I had a teacher that hot in High School! Enjoy

Cindy Crawford Topless!

41yr old former supermodel Cindy Crawford was caught sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez over the weekend and DAMN she is still so fine! I’ve never been much of a model junkie but when I saw the photo shoot of Cindy and KD Lang, well I should have started buying rainbow flags instead of spending so much time alone in the dark with that very wrinkled photo. hehehe
Cindy Crawford topless (NSFW)

Lilith Fair Orgy?

Hold your breath on October 2nd Pop diva Annie Lennox will release her fourth solo album, Songs of Mass Destruction. On a track titled “Sing” Lennox is collaborating with some of the The Lick List favorite artists, so many female singers it sounds like a Lilith Fair Orgy. Melissa Etheridge, Madonna, Sarah McLachlan, Faith Hill, Pink, Dido, Gladys Knight, K.D. Lang, Bonnie Raitt, Shakira, Fergie, Joss Stone and KT Tunstall. But profits from the single will go to Treatment Action Campaign a human rights and HIV/AIDS non-profit. Sounds like to many diva’s for one track but since it’s for such a good cause and for the super hot Lennox will give her the benefit of the doubt.

Titty Grabbers & Bisexual Laugh Makers

It's being reported that The View on ABC will announce the new co hosts for the show this week and that they are Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Sheppard.

Whoopi is openly bisexual, well she said she was at the 2002 LGBT Pride Awards, but has never really mentioned it since. But I’m going to count it anyway, just cause I can.


Sherri Sheppard crazy, funny and honest who famously grabbed Rosie tit during Claygate, which I watched over and over on my Comcast digital recorder (the look on Rosie’s face was priceless). Watch the video here