Beth Ditto Gossips To The Advocate

BBW proud Beth Ditto the lesbian front woman for the band Gossip gave a wonderful interview in The Advocate. Here some hits but check out the full article. She is just fantastic!

So do you know who you're voting for in the presidential election?
I don't know who I'm voting for yet, and people keep asking me a lot. I think that on the one hand, people are surprised that I don't say “Hillary” immediately, but I just don't think civil unions are the best, because “separate but equal” is unconstitutional! It's bullshit, and we've been through this already.

When you were a kid, is there a certain singer that really resonated with you?
Miss Piggy is extremely iconic. There's no one higher than Miss Piggy. It's funny, but it's true -- she definitely was a huge influence on me as a teenager. Oh, and Patty Duke!

A party being thrown by an idol of yours whom you've never met before.
So, Roseanne Barr's gonna be there?

Roseanne Barr's gonna be there.

OK, so if Roseanne is there, I'd probably wear something hilarious. Like, I'd try to find that chicken shirt she always wore [on her sitcom]. Do you know that shirt, the one with the chicken eggs on it?

Janeane Garofalo Fighting Terrorists

One of our favorite funny girls “are you sure you’re not gay” Janeane Garofalo is going to be fighting terrorists as a FBI agent in the next season of Fox’s 24.

I just love Janeane, something about her makes me want to send her flowers, buy her dinner, and tell her how wonderful she is while massaging her back in a candle filled bubble bath.

Don’t know just something about her.

Now she gonna be running around with Chloe O'Brian….mmmmm….Chloe and Janeane.

Hey Fox isn’t it about time for Chloe to question her sexuality? You've got a Lesbian President why not somes sexual experimentation at CTU?

Mena Suvari Dyketastic At The Beach!

Love the new look Mena and the bikini, of course.

Rapper Eve Wants A Taste Of Jolie & Von Teese!

Rapper Eve is featured on the cover of HX (Homo Xtra) magazine and she had some interesting things to say.

Do you get approached a lot by women?
Yeah, I used to more when I first came out. I’ve had people tell me straight up and down that I was gay—I still get it from people. I get more accusations than I actually do get hit on now.

Did it make you uncomfortable?
Gay women are way more aggressive than men—I will definitely say that. [Laughs] But it doesn’t bother me. I’ve never been disrespected in any way. If I’m like, “Yo, I get it, but I don’t swing that way,” then it’s all love.

Who is your celebrity girl-crush?
My girl crush is Angelina Jolie. That’s an everybody girl-crush— that’s my dog’s crush! [Laughs] There is one more person: Dita Von Teese. I’m obsessed with her! I want a Dita Von Teese doll and I’ll be happy. She’s just bananas!

Eve would make such a hot butch dyke and Eve with Dita Von Teese, now that's a movie I would pay to see. Over and Over and Over again.

Donald Trump Insecure, Impotent Ass? Discuss.

Here is more proof that Donald Trump really is a sad excuss for a human being.

Donald Blasts Rosie, AGAIN

Doesn’t he have something else to do? Like I don’t know, run a real estate empire?

What a sad and spoiled little boy.

She's 18 Today, You Can Stop Feeling Like A Pervert

Hayden Panettiere the industructable Cheerleader from NBC Hereos turned 18 today!

So you can stop secretly lusting after her and hiding those photoes on your computer.

O.K. it was only 4 photos, but I saved them for you.

It was all for you.

Portia De Rossi New Hot Lover

One of our favorite lesbian friendly shows Nip/Tuck has hired another Lick List favorite. First Rosie O'donnell and now Portia De Rossi is joining the new season as hottie Joely Richardson's new lover. The couple’s sex scenes are reportedly so down and dirty that even the crew members of this very dirty show have been shocked.

I’ve spent so much time imagining Portia and Ellen rocking the sheets now at least I can have something for visual reference. even though Portia and Joely are lipstick clones. Hey Nip/Tuck can Rosie get some of that action?

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini!

Michelle Rodriguez was at the beach in Malibu on Sunday and Perez Hilton has some hot bikini pics. SFW but so super hot! Since I'm sitting naked and alone in the dark right now maybe I'll watch BLUE CRUSH. In slow motion.

Uhura Still Hot And A Hero

So I never watched much of the original Star Trek, at least until I married a Trekkie. I was more of a Next Generation fan. Security Officer Tasha Yar was my Star Trek “it girl”. But I have to give it up for my girl Uhura she was one of the first women of sci-fi and a noted role model for Whoopi Goldberg and Dr. Mae Jemison The first black women to fly in the space shuttle. Uhura had the first interracial kiss on television and was the inspiration for the bluetooth headset. lol

It has just been announced that Nichelle Nichols will be guest staring on NBC hit show Heroes to play “Nana” grandmother to a New Orleans genetically evolved hero Monica.

No word yet on whether Nana with have any special powers of her own, besides the power to “whoop your behind till you are sorry”

Jodie's Licks and Lies

In her new interview with More magazine, Foster is asked about her sexuality in a roundabout way and she continues to try and hide who she truly is.

Let's talk about your ring.
This one? [Proffers left hand] It's Tiffany, an eternity ring.

You're wearing it on your wedding ring finger.
I am. I've always worn a ring. Even taking photos. Even on magazine covers. I don't take it off.

Don't you think wearing a ring like that raises questions?
Well, but that's my life. ... My life is my life. I'm not going to change my life for anybody. I just don't talk about my dad, my health, who I voted for or what I think of the death penalty because that would be trivializing my life, selling it for a magazine. I don't have any problems with anybody reporting on my life. It's just that I'm not going to bring my family into that. The number-one reason for that is: Why would I invite — encourage — more people to sit outside my door and wait for my children to go to school? I don't have any desire to participate in it.

When I interviewed you in 1994, you scoffed at the idea of cosmetic surgery. Now, as the crow's feet start to appear, have you adjusted your stance?
Nah. It's not my thing. I don't have anything against it for other people. Whatever they want to do, I'm fine with it. For me, it's really a self-image thing. Like, I'd rather have somebody go, "Wow, that girl has a big nose" than "Wow, that girl has a bad nose job." I'd rather have a comment about who I am than about something that identifies me as being ashamed of who I am.

“Wow, that girl is a big closeted dyke!” Does it hurt Jodie? You are being identified as being ashamed of who you are, ashamed of your wife and the life you live. Your children share her name why can’t you speak it.

I don’t want her outed, wearing rainbow t-shirts or marching in parades, I just want her to speak the truth. Let her name be counted along with the rest of us and be a true inspiration to young lesbians everywhere.

We need you Jodie, please come join us.

Madonna's 50th Birthday Smash

Madonna is reportedly planning to celebrate her 50th birthday on August 16, 2008 with huge televised concert in New York City's Central Park as part of a U.S. tour to promote her upcoming album.

WOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

I cannot wait! Wonder how she can top bull/horse riding masturbation?
Guess we will just have to and see.

51% of Lesbians Have Cats!

A new survey was just released trying to narrow in on what Gay and Lesbian consumers want.


Here is what they had to say about you:

Your median household income is $80,000 per year
Singles, $52,000; couples living together, $96,000

What You Watch: NBC, ABC, CBS, Showtime, Fox and Logo
Where You Work: Medical, Education, Legal or Government fields
What You Read: The Advocate, Curve, local LGBT papers, People, AARP and O The Oprah Magazine

65% live with a significant other
20% of couples have children under the age of 18
51% of lesbians own cats
36% have annual household incomes in excess of $100,000.
91% make purchasing decisions influenced by corporate sponsorship of events and gay-related charities

They left out an important category money spent yearly on Uhaul rentals!
I just realized I have to start making lots more money

Paris and Jenna New Lovers?

TMZ cameras were haunting LA as usual last night and they caught Paris Hilton and Bisexual (now super skinny) Porn Star Jenna Jameson out on the town. The ladies shared a girl-on-girl kiss for the cameras before leaving together in a Limo. Video of Hilton Lesbian Porn Kiss.

Flexible Pussycat Doll

Check out these hot pics of Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls working her body on the beach. WOW, she’s bendy! I like bendy girls, so, um….bendy. Ok time for a cat nap.

Angelina Jolie On Her Back On My Car!

Ok so it’s not my car, but I can dream.

Our favorite movie star Angelina Jolie is in Chicago on the set of her new movie “Wanted” the graphic novel adaptation by Mark Millar and J.G Jones starring James McAvoy (becoming Jane, Last King of Scotland) and Morgan Freeman.
Plot Summary: A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan (Freeman) to follow in his dad's footsteps. Jolie will play an assassin who teaches the ropes to the wannabe killer.

Is it just me or is Mrs. Jolie looking extra skinny?

Happy 49th Birthday Madonna!

Queer Music Video Day! The Cliks

It’s Thursday again, so it must also be Queer Music Video Day! Here is The Cliks with the song “Oh Yeah”. You can see The Cliks live at the Cyndi Lauper, Margaret Cho True Colors tour.

Ellen Hosting Again!

Ellen is going to host a TBS variety special Ellen's Really Big Show which will feature stand-up comedy, musical acts!

The two-hour show, to be culled from footage shot during the HBO Comedy Festival taking place Nov. 14-17 at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas and will air Nov. 18 on TBS. Confirmed performers so far are Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.

Guess the sisters really are doing it for themselves. Work It Ellen!

Britney's New Lover is Woman!

Britney's new lover is woman, well that’s what OK! Magazine is reporting:

” Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! “Instead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,” a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. “Jenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,” says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick. OK! also takes a look to see if there’s more than meets the eye to the ever-changing color of Britney’s peepers.”

But there is more to this story Britney’s former (allegedly fired) assistant Shannon Funk, was photographed recently on the town with the OK! magazine staff in NYC! Funk, who worked for Spears for an all-too-brief three weeks before being fired by the demanding diva July 25.

Could she be that anonymous source? K-fed thinks she might have more details for him. His lawyer has been trying to track her down hoping to get her testimony along with Brits other assistant/cousin Alli Sims so they can prove that Britney is a unfit mother and that K-fed (yeah great name for a dad) should have full custody.

Britney you better clean up your act before K-fed hits you one more time by winning full custody! You lost your career and your hair, don’t lose your kids too!

Here are some outtakes from Britney's allure photo shoot.

Hillary Clinton and Ellen Up Close!

TMZ.com is reporting Ellen DeGeneres will be getting up close and personal with Sen. Hillary Clinton as she rolls out the first show of her fifth season in NYC Sept. 4 and Sept. 5, and Ellen promises other "big surprises" this season.
Well here is wishful thinking that next season will be a little more gay. I love Ellen but she could represent a little more, we need our voice heard and she is just the charmer to do it.

Lesbian Video Day!

This is a trailer for the film Saving Face. A great Asian American romance. Enjoy!

Lesbian Umbrella

I tried not to like this artist and her first few albums were pure pop crap, but the purity and talent of her voice could not be denied. Her new work has her focusing on artistic expression and not chart topping hits. She recorded this cover because she found the song so melodic.

It's a perfect lesbian makeout song. Whatever, anyway I just love it.

Check out the Lesbian Umbrella Here I promise you won't regret it.

Drew Dancing with Dykes & Kissing DJ's

Drew Barrymore was at queer club Krave in Las Vegas this week and she was seen working it out on the dance floor and spending a lot of time in the DJ booth, getting friendly with a certain female DJ,(hot lesbian pic here) but unfortunately no tongue.

What I would not do for some hot Drew lesbian loving. Come on Drew make a movie for us, we've been good, we deserve it. Maybe Charlie’s Angels 3: Dinah Shore Weekend?

Oh, another brilliant idea, the love story of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon together since 1950 and the creators of The Daughters of Bilitis the first lesbian rights organization. That has Oscar written all over it. Please Drew….please?

Rosie's Ankle Tattoo & Biker Brawl

Rosie O'Donnell, possible sporting her new ankle tattoo (what else could it be?) and her daughter Chelsea, took their boat out for a weekend spin near their Florida home.

Rosie also had a run in with a lesbian hating biker who thought Rosie had touched his bike and went a little crazy. Rosie wrote a long poem detailing the attack on her blog at Rosie.com. Excerpt below


“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamed
the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

Kelly Monico Loves To Lick Tit

What is she doing?

Dancing with the Stars season one “almost” winner Kelly Monaco doing something to “DWTS” dancer Regina Poryes tit, while "DTWS" regulars Kym Johnson and Cheryl Burke smiled for the photo. Apparently Kelly does this all the time or they are just waiting patiently for their turn.


The dancers were at The Mirage in Las Vegas this weekend for "DWTS" pro Edyta Sliwinska's bachelorette party. Sliwinska's fiancé was Kelly's partner when she sorta won “DWTS” 2005.

Bionic and Battlestar Hottness

I don’t know if the new Bionic Woman is going to be any good but I am excited about Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica featuring as the Bionic Women’s (Michelle Ryan, yeah who?) arch-nemesis. If this photo is any indication this show will be hot, hot, hot!

By the way if you’re not watching Battlestar you are missing some of the greatest female characters ever seen on TV. I’m talking women with integrity, who are intelligent, brave, complex, and yes of course extremely hot.

Character Breakdown Left to Right
Number Three/D'Anna Biers - Lucy Lawless- Religious bisexual Cylon bad girl
Sharon / Number Eight - Grace Park- Cylon good girl/bad girl fighter pilot & mother
Laura Roslin - Mary McDonnell- President of the Colonies
Kara "Starbuck" Thrace - Katee Sackhoff- Lead pilot & resident bad ass
Number Six / Caprica Six - Tricia Helfer - Bisexual seductive Cylon bad girl

If you have been missing this great series, go right now and log into your Netflix and put the Battlestar Galactica: The Miniseries (2003) at the top of your queue. Start there and then go through and watch all four seasons. But if you don’t have Netflix well there is just no helping you.

Michelle Rodriguez Walking & Talking

TMZ must really have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez, seems like they always have a camera following her around. But if it wasn't for that restraining order I'd probably be doing the same thing. Well here she is again buying books, walking home and hanging with another sexy mystery lady. TMZ Celeb Cam Here and some more hot pics below

Is Milla the Resident Evil?

Here is something to brighten up your Monday, the trailer for in the closet hottie Milla Jovovich’s new movie Resident Evil: Extinction, also featuring Ali Larter from Heroes and MTV star Ashanti.

Angelina's Lesbian Lover Talking Shit

Model and Actress Jenny Shimizu has been talking shit about her ex girlfriend Angelina Jolie

Recently Angelina Jolie stated "I've never hidden my bisexuality, but since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life."

Shimizu recently told UK tabloid News of the World "She loves danger and dabbling in the dark side," Shimizu. "Angelina is an unbelievable lesbian lover. That's where she gets her kicks -- not playing happy family with one man," she added. Shimizu doesn't buy Angie's story of monogamy or heterosexuality. "She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked."

Shimizu and Jolie met in 1996, while working on the teen film "Foxfire." The pair were dating on and off for several years.

You don’t talk shit about Angelina. The lesbian rule you do whatever Mrs. Jolie wants, wash her car, wash her dog, clean her house, kiss her neck so softly, anything she wants she gets! I’m there!

Shame on you Jenny.

Longest Tongue In The World is 18!

Thanks to Rae for posting this on our Myspace Page.

She is 18 and hot now, so check out her myspace page

Her profile says she is straight, but who is she kidding every girl is Bisexual in college.

1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film

This 1960's Lesbian Propaganda Film I found while wondering on myspace.com is so bizarre I can't believe they thought we were out kidnapping and raping innocent girls! Instead of just sitting at home listening to overly emotional rock and playing with our cars and cats, which is really all I do most of the time. Well that and a little needlepoint. Is that wrong?

Check it out the video and you gotta love the title "Now the bull dyke will do her work". HAHAHAHA

Oh by the way check out The Lick List Myspace page with some great Videos and Music.

Sarah Gilbert is a Mommy!

Sara Gilbert (Roseanne, Poison Ivy) gave birth to a daughter, Sawyer Gilbert Adler this week. This is the second child for the 32-year-old former child star and her partner, Allison Adler. In 2004, Adler gave birth to their son, Levi Hank.

Wonder if she will be a Darlene or a Becky? The first Becky not the lame second Becky, that just appeared out of nowhere. I’m mean come on who does that! Well except for Bewitched, Back to the Future II, Different Strokes, oh shit, never mind.

Meagan Good at kissing girls again

Afterellen.com is reporting that Meagan Good (Stomp the Yard, D.E.B.S) will be playing a Lesbian in her new Film Sundays in Fort Greene. Written by her co-star Tamara LaSeon Bass (Baby boy) Sundays is a film about two sisters trying to escape the legacy of their dysfunctional family. Meagan's character, Greta, is closeted and struggling to reconcile her identity with the wishes of her family. The film is slated for a 2008 release.


Now Meagan is FINE and I will be first in line next summer when the film is release. Because she is so, damn, hot and well I don’t really have anything else to do.

Margaret Cho Tour Starts Today!

Margaret Cho’s new variety show The Sensuous Woman begins a Nationwide Tour today.

The show features burlesque performers, belly dancers, stand-up and sketch comedians. Knowing Margaret this show will be hot, political and hilarious. She is always there for us, so get your walet out and go to www.margaretcho.com and buy a ticket for a show nearest you.

Love YA Margaret!

Jody Foster is a DYKE!

Jody Foster is a DYKE at least in this super hot poster!

The Brave One

Plot Outline: A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.

Damn, Jody the things you do to me. "Touch me I'm falling, I think I'm fallin, i'm falling in Loooooove". Ok i'm going to lie down now...mmm...Jody

Watch Tonight!

Tonight, Logo and the Human Rights Campaign Foundation presents The Visible Vote '08, a live forum in which for the first time ever the leading Democratic presidential candidates will address a range of issues of importance to the LGBT community. So watch it and Vote you slackers before the Radical Right takes over our country even more. Let’s take over and have IKEA decorate the white house! Where is my new Ikea catalog anyway? The commercial says coming soon, well when soon? I need it!

The Billy Jean meets Supergirl's.....Aunt?

AfterEllen.com is reporting that Helen will make appearance this season on Smallville as Supergirl’s Aunt. Well I’ve loved Helen Slater ever since she shaved her head and yelled “Fair is Fair’ in the Legend of Billy Jean and she was a vision in her Supergirl outfit, no matter how bad the movie was. So all I can say is Whoo Hoo!

Another Real World Bisexual

So the new season of the Real World is about to start again and again they've found a hot college bisexual. Well will see if she's bi or just a (insert squeaky voice) "I kiss girls after only 3 shots!

Where is the Real World Dyke who will come in and be just one of the boys hanging, serving the ladies shots, 3 shots of course, then slowly seducing them till they are all naked and screaming her name. Now that's a reality show I would watch!

MTV I could hook you up with some hot dykes. Hit show I’m telling you! Anyway whatever, we'll see what happens.

Here is her Official MTV Bio:

Age: 24 Sacramento, California.

Shauvon is more than just a buxom blonde bombshell; she is also an intellectual sex columnist for Sacramento State University's newspaper. Raised primarily by her controlling mother, Shauvon was pressured to have her ambitions and goals intricately planned out. This often resulted in Shauvon putting her mother's happiness before her own. Tired of being told what to do, she recently broke off her engagement to a man who forced her to choose between a career and him. Although she knows she made the right decision, the wound is still raw.

Queer Music Video of the Day!

Check out Amanda Palmer the bisexual front woman for the Dresden Dolls! The only thing hotter then her is this song! ENOJOY!