How To Kiss A Girl

VH1’s new show THE PICK-UP ARTIST teaches unsightly nerds how to meet women. This week’s lesson was how to kiss women after first meeting.

Some of the tips were not half bad, not like I have any problems getting “The Ladies”. I just watch the show to help you. I’m a helper.

Check out the videos and see if they got it right.
You might even learn some tricks to use this weekend.


PICK-UP ARTIST - Kiss Episode 4 Part One


PICK-UP ARTIST - Kiss Episode 4 Part Two

Here is my favorite girl kissing

lesson from Cruel Intentions

Lesbian Video Day

Thanks to one of our MySpace Friends we found this great video by Poet Marty McConnell and bonus she is intelligent, witty and super hot!

Jodie Foster Looks Crappy!

Here is she on the September cover of California Style magazine.
She looks crappy without Photoshop helping her out.
Who am I kidding...i'd still do her!

Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple's Girlfrenzy

Someone must have heard my prayers to bring Lilith Fair back now it’s GIRLFRENZY featuring Avril Lavigne, Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple, well I could do without Avril. Girlfrenzy will be a all day concert on Saturday, Oct. 27, in Irvine, Calif and will also feature Colbie Caillat, Sara Bareilles, Antigone Rising and more. A portion of the profits will go to to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Nothing is better then a all day concert, with women of all shapes, colors and ages dancing under the sun in their tank tops, short shorts, little skirts. I hope this show sells well so they can take it on the road for the whole summer, please, please, please. I'll wear my hot pants and halter top, promise!

The New View in Color

Here is the first press photo of the new View lineup.

Whoopi officially joins ABC on Sept. 4 kicking off The View's 11th season.

The fifth host has yet to be announced.

Now the only question is will Whoopi represent or kiss ass?

I don't think she will let us down, but is it too much to hope that she will give Elizabeth the wake-up call she clearly needs?

Jenny McCarthy & Lesbian Sex

I've loved Jenny McCarthy since her "hot but mean to the boys" style from MTV's Singled Out. Then in 2006 out bisexual Porn Star Jenna Jameson claimed Jenny gave her oral sex in a restroom stall. McCarthy says no way!

In 2005 Jenny gave a lesbian postive interview for PlanetOut stating her interest in having a lesbian love scene with Angelina Jolie or the L Word's Kelly Lynch. YUM!

So when these bikini pics from her vacation in Hawaii surfaced, I had to post them. Well see for yourself. DAMN she is fine!

Spice Girl Mel B Lesbian Lovers Exposed!

Crazy Spice or Mel B or Melanie Brown or Eddie Murphys Baby Mamma
has not one but two lesbian lovers who are coming out to tell their story

Christa Parker, 35, a mother of two, after meeting her at the gates of the school in America where their children are pupils.

Christa, in turn, apparently introduced Mel to her 26-year-old friend Elizabeth Rodriguez, a sex-toy saleswoman. The women allegedly had three-in-a-bed sessions.

When Christa introduced her to Elizabeth, the three began to have regular sex sessions. Christa said: "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week."

But she claims the singer is now in a fragile emotional state and was concerned about her whirlwind marriage to film producer Stephen Belafonte two months ago. Christa said: “Mel is so vulnerable. I’m very worried about her. I hope she’s happy. I just don’t want to see her hurt.”

Mel B was caught once before kissing a mystery women in 2004.
NICE!! Come Out , Come Out wherever you are!

Angelina's New Tattoo

Did Angelina Jolie get a new sex back tattoo? Or am I just behind the times?

I just love a tattooed women......holding be down on the bed...oh...sorry....

Suddenly I See K.T. Tunstall Is Not Gay

K.T. wants you to know she is not gay. Here is an excerpt from her interview with Scottish newspaper The Daily Record

She admits there is an army of lesbian fans that think her romance with her drummer Luke Bullen is fake.

KT laughed: "They do think that Luke isn't my real boyfriend. They think I'm a lesbian and that I just haven't realised it yet, or that I'm faking it.

"I don't mind and I'm incredibly flattered that I've managed to reach this whole group of people who have been traditionally s*** on over the years by society."

As far as I am concerned, you can fall in love with whoever you like whether it is a woman or a man."

Nice Rainbow Suspenders, by the way. I'm just saying, rainbow, gay...but whatever.

The Real World Comes Out Of The Closet!

Brooke LaBarbera from Real World Denver, New Mexico, East La…I don’t know. Anyway Brook has now come out as bisexual. Who is she dating? Surprise another member of the MTV family out Lesbian Evelyn from Road Rules. The couple met on one of those reunion shows/vacation/competition. Both hotties are out on their MySpace pages.

Hey Evelyn, your toaster in the mail.

Also coming out from the Real World in a interview in OUTlook Magazine is Coral from RW: Back To New York.

Crazy thing is I met Coral once at the gay club The Café in San Francisco 2 years ago. She had a blind date with a very hot girl friend of mine and dissed her and anyone else who did not fawn all over her faux celebrity. Goodbye Coral you are not that hot or that famous.

No toaster for you!

Rosie Back Doing Stand-up

Rosie is back doing what she does best stand-up comedy!

Rosie has signed on to perform in the New York Comedy Festival. She will perform opening night at Lincoln Center and proceeds will benefit her non-profit organization Rosie’s Broadway Kids.

Also performing my trashy favorite Sarah Silverman!

Work it Girls!

No word on DVD release plans.

Queen Latifah And A Hot Lesbian Threesome

Closeted Queen Latifah has been a super hot plus size model for Cover Girl since 2001 and has now been given her own collection.

Introducing The Cover Girl Queen Collection.

More makeup to cover up anything that makes you feel bad about yourself. At least there is some big girl pride being showcased in their ads.

That’s all I got for today. I stayed up to late last night buying tequila shots and trying to score a threesome. Now I have to leave and get the ladies some breakfast. I'm just not hungry I ate so much last night. mmmmmmmmmmm

A players work is never done.

Monkey's Mask & The L Word

New Showtime L Word casting announcement Kelly McGillis (The Accused, Top Gun, Witness) will join the cast for the fifth season. Kelly will play a military attorney working on a Don't Ask, Don't Tell case.

Kelly is no stranger to the L Word check out her Lesbian Private eye flick The Monkey's Mask. Trashy, Trashy, Trashy!

Welcome Kelly!

MTV Loves Lesbians

MTV has had a lot of gay pride in the last 5 years featuring Gays & Lesbians in many of their reality shows. OK so sometimes it’s just a clown like super queen for laughs, or a super trashy lesbian coed for sex appeal. Now MTV has a new show Engaged and Underage, about young teens who decide to take that trip down the aisle.


Meet 19 year old Cassie and Emmelie! After meeting on MySpace and dating for six weeks, moving in together with Emmelie’s parents they decide now is the time for a lifetime commitment. Um…What?

I do not think these girls will be together long, especially after one major fight Emmelie asks “Why do you want to be with me?” and Cassies says “I don’t want to be alone!” Yeah ok, a great recipe for a lifetime of love.


But it is the struggle of the parents what really makes this episode worth watching. Both sets of parents are having a very hard time with the young teens being gay let alone getting married. One Father even refuses to walk her little girl down the aisle and the parents almost refuse to meet each other. Guess what happens…..young love wins out in the end!

Check out the full episode and extra features on line at MTV.com

Girls Kissing Girls, Rinse & Repeat!

I love the internet! If only for this one website British website Lovegirls Wall of Kisses. Featuring....wait for it....Girls Kissing!

Real Queer Girls Kissing Queer Girls! Check it out and post your own photo!

Janice Dickinson's Lesbian Supermodel

18yr old Kate Heffernan from the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency is an almost closeted lesbian. Miss Kate identifies as a lesbian on her MySpace page. Here is some revealing info from her JDMA bio.

What do you lie to do in your free time?
I play basketball, volleyball, xbox 360 (Saints Row, Kameo, Call of Duty 2 & Dead or Alive 4), PC games (Counterstrike, Sims 1 and 2, Starcraft [back in the day], W.O.W., Black and White…the list goes on), Texas Hold ‘Em, and bowling.


Boxers, briefs, thong or ___________.
Commando!

What part of your body do you LOVE the most? HATE the most?
I love my elbows. They were feared by many during basketball.

Who’s the most beautiful person you know?
My old roommate Melissa. She has a gorgeous unique face, Cindy Crawford mole, and has the biggest heart ever. Not to mention a bangin’ body. We do this thing where I beat box (terribly) and she dances in her underwear. Biw-chicka-bow-owwwwwwww, someone send her back from Canada!

Have you ever cheated on a girl/boyfriend? If so, did you get caught? How?
Nope. If I’m ever interested in someone else, why the hell would I stay with my boyfriend?

Yeah boyfriend…ok, You should have let your myspace page know about your boyfriend.

Do You Think Da Brat's A Dyke?

Do you remember Da Brat? 1994’s rap hit Funkdafied then more recently Celebrity Fit Club and season 4 of the Surreal Life. Yeah…. no I didn’t remember her either.

Well she back on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar with Perez Hilton and he had a few things to say about her and her hidden sexuality. Dyke, maybe?

More Bikini Fun With Michelle Rodriguez

Closeted dyke-a-licious!

South of Nowhere - Where Have I Been?

South of Nowhere has lesbians!?!? South is on The N network, The Nighttime Network For Teens. They were not kidding.

Here is a pic of lesbian teens Ashley and Spencer.

I guess I have to add some seasons to to my Netflix queue.

Queer Music Video Day!

The Gossip. Lesbian lead singer Beth Ditto working it out.

"Standing in the Way of Control" was written by Ditto as a response to her government's decision to deny gays the right to marriage in the U.S. "Nobody in the States was that surprised or shocked by what Bush did, but it made everyone I know feel helpless and cheated," Ditto says. "I wrote the chorus to try and encourage people not to give up. It's a scary time for civil rights, but I really believe the only way to survive is to stick together and keep fighting."

Can't help but love that girl.

Sienna Miller Topless

Sienna Miller (Alfie, Factory Girl, Stardust) caught topless tanning.

What else can I say but um.... NICE!

NSFW image here

Lesbian Video Day

Here is the trailer for the upcoming movie Feast of Love where Selma Blair character leaves her husband for another woman. The movie is described as "a meditation on love and its various incarnations, set within a community of friends in Oregon." Enjoy!

Beth Ditto Gossips To The Advocate

BBW proud Beth Ditto the lesbian front woman for the band Gossip gave a wonderful interview in The Advocate. Here some hits but check out the full article. She is just fantastic!

So do you know who you're voting for in the presidential election?
I don't know who I'm voting for yet, and people keep asking me a lot. I think that on the one hand, people are surprised that I don't say “Hillary” immediately, but I just don't think civil unions are the best, because “separate but equal” is unconstitutional! It's bullshit, and we've been through this already.

When you were a kid, is there a certain singer that really resonated with you?
Miss Piggy is extremely iconic. There's no one higher than Miss Piggy. It's funny, but it's true -- she definitely was a huge influence on me as a teenager. Oh, and Patty Duke!

A party being thrown by an idol of yours whom you've never met before.
So, Roseanne Barr's gonna be there?

Roseanne Barr's gonna be there.

OK, so if Roseanne is there, I'd probably wear something hilarious. Like, I'd try to find that chicken shirt she always wore [on her sitcom]. Do you know that shirt, the one with the chicken eggs on it?

Janeane Garofalo Fighting Terrorists

One of our favorite funny girls “are you sure you’re not gay” Janeane Garofalo is going to be fighting terrorists as a FBI agent in the next season of Fox’s 24.

I just love Janeane, something about her makes me want to send her flowers, buy her dinner, and tell her how wonderful she is while massaging her back in a candle filled bubble bath.

Don’t know just something about her.

Now she gonna be running around with Chloe O'Brian….mmmmm….Chloe and Janeane.

Hey Fox isn’t it about time for Chloe to question her sexuality? You've got a Lesbian President why not somes sexual experimentation at CTU?

Mena Suvari Dyketastic At The Beach!

Love the new look Mena and the bikini, of course.

Rapper Eve Wants A Taste Of Jolie & Von Teese!

Rapper Eve is featured on the cover of HX (Homo Xtra) magazine and she had some interesting things to say.

Do you get approached a lot by women?
Yeah, I used to more when I first came out. I’ve had people tell me straight up and down that I was gay—I still get it from people. I get more accusations than I actually do get hit on now.

Did it make you uncomfortable?
Gay women are way more aggressive than men—I will definitely say that. [Laughs] But it doesn’t bother me. I’ve never been disrespected in any way. If I’m like, “Yo, I get it, but I don’t swing that way,” then it’s all love.

Who is your celebrity girl-crush?
My girl crush is Angelina Jolie. That’s an everybody girl-crush— that’s my dog’s crush! [Laughs] There is one more person: Dita Von Teese. I’m obsessed with her! I want a Dita Von Teese doll and I’ll be happy. She’s just bananas!

Eve would make such a hot butch dyke and Eve with Dita Von Teese, now that's a movie I would pay to see. Over and Over and Over again.

Donald Trump Insecure, Impotent Ass? Discuss.

Here is more proof that Donald Trump really is a sad excuss for a human being.

Donald Blasts Rosie, AGAIN

Doesn’t he have something else to do? Like I don’t know, run a real estate empire?

What a sad and spoiled little boy.

She's 18 Today, You Can Stop Feeling Like A Pervert

Hayden Panettiere the industructable Cheerleader from NBC Hereos turned 18 today!

So you can stop secretly lusting after her and hiding those photoes on your computer.

O.K. it was only 4 photos, but I saved them for you.

It was all for you.

Portia De Rossi New Hot Lover

One of our favorite lesbian friendly shows Nip/Tuck has hired another Lick List favorite. First Rosie O'donnell and now Portia De Rossi is joining the new season as hottie Joely Richardson's new lover. The couple’s sex scenes are reportedly so down and dirty that even the crew members of this very dirty show have been shocked.

I’ve spent so much time imagining Portia and Ellen rocking the sheets now at least I can have something for visual reference. even though Portia and Joely are lipstick clones. Hey Nip/Tuck can Rosie get some of that action?

Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini!

Michelle Rodriguez was at the beach in Malibu on Sunday and Perez Hilton has some hot bikini pics. SFW but so super hot! Since I'm sitting naked and alone in the dark right now maybe I'll watch BLUE CRUSH. In slow motion.

Uhura Still Hot And A Hero

So I never watched much of the original Star Trek, at least until I married a Trekkie. I was more of a Next Generation fan. Security Officer Tasha Yar was my Star Trek “it girl”. But I have to give it up for my girl Uhura she was one of the first women of sci-fi and a noted role model for Whoopi Goldberg and Dr. Mae Jemison The first black women to fly in the space shuttle. Uhura had the first interracial kiss on television and was the inspiration for the bluetooth headset. lol

It has just been announced that Nichelle Nichols will be guest staring on NBC hit show Heroes to play “Nana” grandmother to a New Orleans genetically evolved hero Monica.

No word yet on whether Nana with have any special powers of her own, besides the power to “whoop your behind till you are sorry”

Jodie's Licks and Lies

In her new interview with More magazine, Foster is asked about her sexuality in a roundabout way and she continues to try and hide who she truly is.

Let's talk about your ring.
This one? [Proffers left hand] It's Tiffany, an eternity ring.

You're wearing it on your wedding ring finger.
I am. I've always worn a ring. Even taking photos. Even on magazine covers. I don't take it off.

Don't you think wearing a ring like that raises questions?
Well, but that's my life. ... My life is my life. I'm not going to change my life for anybody. I just don't talk about my dad, my health, who I voted for or what I think of the death penalty because that would be trivializing my life, selling it for a magazine. I don't have any problems with anybody reporting on my life. It's just that I'm not going to bring my family into that. The number-one reason for that is: Why would I invite — encourage — more people to sit outside my door and wait for my children to go to school? I don't have any desire to participate in it.

When I interviewed you in 1994, you scoffed at the idea of cosmetic surgery. Now, as the crow's feet start to appear, have you adjusted your stance?
Nah. It's not my thing. I don't have anything against it for other people. Whatever they want to do, I'm fine with it. For me, it's really a self-image thing. Like, I'd rather have somebody go, "Wow, that girl has a big nose" than "Wow, that girl has a bad nose job." I'd rather have a comment about who I am than about something that identifies me as being ashamed of who I am.

“Wow, that girl is a big closeted dyke!” Does it hurt Jodie? You are being identified as being ashamed of who you are, ashamed of your wife and the life you live. Your children share her name why can’t you speak it.

I don’t want her outed, wearing rainbow t-shirts or marching in parades, I just want her to speak the truth. Let her name be counted along with the rest of us and be a true inspiration to young lesbians everywhere.

We need you Jodie, please come join us.

Madonna's 50th Birthday Smash

Madonna is reportedly planning to celebrate her 50th birthday on August 16, 2008 with huge televised concert in New York City's Central Park as part of a U.S. tour to promote her upcoming album.

WOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOO!

I cannot wait! Wonder how she can top bull/horse riding masturbation?
Guess we will just have to and see.

51% of Lesbians Have Cats!

A new survey was just released trying to narrow in on what Gay and Lesbian consumers want.


Here is what they had to say about you:

Your median household income is $80,000 per year
Singles, $52,000; couples living together, $96,000

What You Watch: NBC, ABC, CBS, Showtime, Fox and Logo
Where You Work: Medical, Education, Legal or Government fields
What You Read: The Advocate, Curve, local LGBT papers, People, AARP and O The Oprah Magazine

65% live with a significant other
20% of couples have children under the age of 18
51% of lesbians own cats
36% have annual household incomes in excess of $100,000.
91% make purchasing decisions influenced by corporate sponsorship of events and gay-related charities

They left out an important category money spent yearly on Uhaul rentals!
I just realized I have to start making lots more money

Paris and Jenna New Lovers?

TMZ cameras were haunting LA as usual last night and they caught Paris Hilton and Bisexual (now super skinny) Porn Star Jenna Jameson out on the town. The ladies shared a girl-on-girl kiss for the cameras before leaving together in a Limo. Video of Hilton Lesbian Porn Kiss.