Friday, September 7, 2007
Bisexual Tila Tequila Gets Unusual A Dating Show
Bisexual Porn Star Tila Tequila is getting a own MTV dating show in which 32 singles compete for her attention. No big deal…right?Well the show has a twist, the contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. There will be the obligatory mansion and dramatic elimination ceremony “unlike anything you've ever seen before".
um…ok, I’m not going to miss this show. But will there be any real Lesbians or just trashy “bisexual” actress/model wannabes? I’m hoping for a couple butch dykes or femme tops with some real smooth moves.
"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. Trust I will post a review.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Accepting Applications For Butch Girl Friend!
We all know that a lot of the models on myspace are not really models. When The Lick List myspace page (yeah go there and check it out, you know you want to) received a friend request from a lesbian model name CRUSH. We were skeptical that this was a real and true lesbian. So in the name of science we delved deeply in the CRUSH’S MySpace page.Real Name, check, Erin Conner.
Model, check, posted work with AT&T, Cingular & FHM.
Video work, check, R.Kelly, Kid Rock & Ludacris music videos.
Now the real test, Erin are you a real live lesbian?......CHECK!
Her most recent blog posting says it all.
I'M TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR A NEW BUTCH GAL IN MY LIFE *GRIN* SOOO...YOU MUST BE NOT TOO SENSITIVE, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR, PARTY GAL BUT CAN KICK BACK MORE OFTEN THAN NOT AND JUST WATCH HORROR MOVIES, EAT LOTSA FOOD AND RELAX IN A HOT BATH WITH A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE...WHO AM I KIDDING...A BEER PLEASE AND MILLER LITE OR MGD PREFERRED). SOMEONE WHO CAN HANDLE MY LINE OF WORK AND NOT GET TOO JEALOUS. SOMEONE WHO IS BUTCHY BUT NOT TRYING TO "ACT" BUTCHY...BE YOU!!! BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE...GIVE ME LOTS OF ATTENTION BECAUSE I SHOWER ATTENTION ON THE ONE I LOVE. SOMEONE WHO GETS BUTTERFLIES OVER ME AND GETS CRAZY. I DESERVE A GAL WHO'S CRAZY ABOUT ME!! I WANT A BEEFY GAL. NOT OVERWEIGHT REALLY, JUST BEEFY. LOL YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO PICK ME UP AND THROW ME OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND HAUL MY AZZ AWAY. YOU NEED TO BE MONOGAMOUS...CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON'T LIE (NO REASON FOR IT). I LOVE DARK EYES...SO DREAMY. AND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TRULY BE GAY...I AM NOT INTERESTED IN COUPLES OR ANYONE BI-SEXUAL. NO OFFENSE IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME...HMMM WHAT ELSE? OH YEAH, I LIKE UNIFORMS. BUT IT'S NOT REALLY IMPERATIVE. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW...MORE TO COME!
So if you are Butch Lesbian living in the Chicago area, help Erin out.
She's Hot, She's OUT, she drinks beer and she appreciates a true butch.
We Just Love Her!
Madonna a Biker?
Lesbian Music Day - Pavarotti and Tracy Chapman
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Maggie Gyllenhaal In Bondage
Agent Provocateur lingerie modeled by Maggie Gyllenhaal.Um...yeah....time for a break....a nap.......and some quiet time in the dark.
WOW!
Jessica Alba Rocks Gay Club!
PerezHilton.com reported Jessica Alba was spotted in the gay club Play in Toronto this weekend.I wished she would have called me I would have flown to join her. But we played on Labor Day and she calls me all the time. We are so close, almost like lovers. I mean sisters! Yeah sisters.
Ellen Get's Political
For the Fifth Season premiere of The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ellen remembered she was gay. Hillary Clinton was the guest and Ellen asked very political and serious questions.She asked Hillary “It’s important to me to be able to commit to someone that I love and have the same benefits and the same rights. If something should happen to me, [to know that] Portia’s taken care of. People who are gay care about that. You support civil unions, but not gay marriage. Why?”
Thank you Ellen for speaking out and being a positive gay voice in day time TV and for America even though Hillary answer was generic for fear truth will lose her the election. Just asking the question reminded your viewers who you are and the rights you have to fight for.
You can watch the episode here.
Whoopi's Pissing People Off Already!
Bisexual Whoopi Goldberg started her first day on the View Tuesday and is already pissing people off.Goldberg commented Michael Vick's dog fighting crimes by stating that there are things that are "indicative to certain parts of our country".
After PETA President Michelle Cho gave her a e-mail lashing "I think a lot of people who live and work in the South -- as PETA does -- will not appreciate the "view" that cruelty to dogs is an accepted Southern pastime. Animals are as vulnerable to abuse as children are, and they need your voice more than Vick does right now."
Today Whoopi updated her statement saying she was "not condoning" Vick's actions.
Goodluck Whoopi they are coming after you already!
Also Barbara Walters announced on that they would be announcing a second new co-host on Monday (September 10th). Sherri Shepard please, we like Sherri Shepard!
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Gina Gershon Hot and Singing!
You know you love Gina Gershon. She has made a collection of films just for us. Showgirls, Bound and Prey For Rock and Roll. Looks like she has lots of unknown talents. Gina spoke to Variety magazine about her new projects.GINA GERSHON is nothing like her incredible on-screen creations in "Bound," "Showgirls" and the season finale of ABC’s "Ugly Betty." … Gina has a new album, "In Search of Cleo," which will be heard on iTunes any second. "This is country, blues and jazz. I've been writing my own songs because you can't sit around waiting for lightning to strike. Now I'd like to do a one-woman show." … Gina and her brother Dann have written a book "Camp Creepy Time," for 10-year-olds. Gina says, "I saw it as a film from the minute I read Dann's treatment. And now Steven Spielberg has bought it."
You can check out her music on her MySpace page and Camp Creepy Time on Amazon.com.
Jodie Foster & More Lesbian Lies!
Like my momma would say with a little neck roll "mmm, mmm"
88yrs old and finally out of the closet
After spending her life in the closet 88 yr old Loraine Barr (so cute!) found the courage to go public about her 44 year relationship with her girl friend Mary Frances Piercey in Newsweek magazine!Her essay The Love That Will Finally Speak Its Name appears in this week's issue of Newsweek.
Kissing darling we are so proud!
Monday, September 3, 2007
Labor Day With Jessica Alba! part one
Sorry no posts today. Jessica just called me she wants me to join her for Labor Day, again! For some boat and beach fun and what Jessica wants, Jessica gets!But I have something special for you hot pics and a video from my times with Jessica last year, just to tide you over till tomorrow.
It's weird we were partying so hard, and got so trashed. Jessica couldn't decide if she liked her hair better brown or blonde, so we just kept dying it over and over. Weird.
Have Fun, I know that I will!
Sunday, September 2, 2007
Bisexual Scary Spice, Dancing & Nipples!
Spice Girls hottie Bisexual Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice" has joined the new season of ABC's Dancing With The Stars.Sabrina Bryan, dancer, actress & Cheetah Girl
Helio Castroneves, race car driver
Mark Cuban, owner of Dallas Mavericks
Jennie Garth, actress
How To Hire A Lesbian!
I am in the wrong business! I'll come talk to you for only $100....$50....ok $20 but that's my last offer! please?
Billie Jean King
One of the most illustrious and celebrated tennis players in history.
Fee Range: $30,001 - $50,000
Ellen DeGeneres
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $150,000 and above
Janeane Garofalo
Stand-up comedian, actress, political activist.
Fee Range: $200,000 and above
Lesley Gore
Singer and songwriter, one of the best known performers of the girl group era.
Fee Range: $200,000 and above
Lily Tomlin
One of America’s foremost comedic entertainers.
Fee Range: $100,000 and above
Margaret Cho
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $200,000 and above
Martina Navratilova
If there was a record in tennis, chances are Martina broke it.
Fee Range: $30,001 - $50,000
Whoopi Goldberg
Comedy, Entertainment
Fee Range: $50,001 and above
Chastity Bono
Human rights and gay rights advocate.
Fee range: $10,001 - $20,000
Sheryl Swoopes
Women's National Basketball Association most skilled and impressive athletes.
Fee range: $10,001 - $20,000
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Is Hillary A Lesbian?
Well what you think? We've all heard the rumors and we can all hear the gaydar going off when we see those pant suits. But it won't really matter as long as she will be a good President. Will she?
Either way I'm putting my money on a retirement/coming out party in twenty years. "I'm Queer, I'm here and I was your leader!
Check out Hillary on Letterman last night answering a few Iraq question and reading a hilarious top ten list.
Jolie's Powerful Lips!
Look who has momma's powerful lips!Angelina took time to take the babies to the zoo after she returned to New York from her trip to Iraq and Syria. Saving the world with her work with the United Nations Refugee Agency.
When the sexiest people on the planet make a baby, well, they should have named her Super Cute Baby!
Friday, August 31, 2007
Congratulations Iowa Ladies!
Get out and get married today, just because you can! Yup, Gay Marriage is Legal in Iowa!Thank you Lambda Legal for your hard work and a special lick goes to Judge Robert Hanson for knowing the difference between right and wrong.
Today Iowa, Tomorrow The World!
I wish I hope I pray!
The decision is expected to be appealed to the Iowa Supreme Court and foes of same-sex marriage are expected to push a Constitutional Amendment to voters as quickly as they can.
So what are you waiting for? You’ve lived together since the second date you have 3 cats and two dogs together, you are ready for the next step. Go Get Married! Act now while it’s still legal!
UPDATE: Yup they halted them.
Tammy Lynn Etheridge Calls Out President Bush
On August 16th Tammy Lynn Etheridge posted an anti Bush/Rove poem and Page Six got their panties all bunched up!Tammy First Post titled What do you get when you cross elmer fudd with bush? WMD
calls Bush a “idiotic, parasitical, country-raping piece of shit” and Rove a “sweaty little piggish oompa loompa elmer fudd ass”. I am so proud!
Then Page Six decides that this needs reporting and she needs scolding. The title “Vulgar & Vile” stating that Tammy need to wash her mouth out with soap. Um…that’s all you got? You call her Vulgar and Vile for stating her own opinion on her own blog and all you can say is that she needs to washer her mouth out?
Well our wonderful Tammy snapped back with another great post and thanks Page Six for “passing my ideas and feelings on to other parts of the world my blog cannot reach alone. thank you.”
Sarcastic and with class, LOVE IT! Tammy Lynn Etheridge we salute you, or better yet, we lick you!
Stop The Insanity!
I don’t normally say this but….that is so gay!
Vegan, Teva wearing, dancing naked under the full moon gay.
Not bad, just…well just what it is.
Her new headshot is kind of hot though.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Beth Ditto Needs To Kiss Me!
"Out" punk girl and fashionista is on the Cover of Urb Magazine with Blog Icon Perez Hilton in a double date of a interview and photo shoot.She is just so cute! Big Girl and Gay Girl Proud.
It doesn't get any better than that!
Kisses Hot Stuff!!
11 Reasons Gay People Should Not Be Allowed To Marry
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or a longer lifespan.
Queer Music Day! Glovebox
Introducing GLOVEBOX electrorganic super pop straight from Australia and “out” lesbian lead singer Mishka. Check out more songs at myspace.com/gloveboxaustralia
Jackie Warner's & Bravos Workout Secrets
gossiplist.com is reporting that "out" lesbian Jackie Warner is no more than a struggling actress and her Bravo "Reality Show" Work Out and the gym she own is all a lie. Here is their report.The truth about the reality show Work Out Doug told ME that the other trainers knew that Jackie did not own the gym-Bravo Network leases it for the show. It is basically a gym 'set' for a reality show. P.S. 'Reality' shows ain't real life-they are made up fun. Just enjoy it for what it is-semi scripted 'drama'. Some people also believe situation comedies and dramas are real to-now that is bizarre.
Jackie is a wanna-be actress that worked as a trainer and not some cellular telephone millionaire. Why would a millionaire work as a trainer? Get real-they pay people to train them-duh!:)The entire show is made up. Jackie does NOT own a gym (the gym on the show is NOT hers) or the fancy house, car etc. on the show. They are mostly struggling actors (and a few trainers) trying to get a break.
We all know reality shows are not real. But come on. Do you own the gym or not? Are you a trainer or not?
I'm voting this gossip is a lie. She's too hot to lie. You wouldn't lie to me would you Jackie?
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
How To Kiss A Girl
Some of the tips were not half bad, not like I have any problems getting “The Ladies”. I just watch the show to help you. I’m a helper.
Check out the videos and see if they got it right.
You might even learn some tricks to use this weekend.
PICK-UP ARTIST - Kiss Episode 4 Part One
PICK-UP ARTIST - Kiss Episode 4 Part Two

Lesbian Video Day
Thanks to one of our MySpace Friends we found this great video by Poet Marty McConnell and bonus she is intelligent, witty and super hot!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Jodie Foster Looks Crappy!
She looks crappy without Photoshop helping her out.
Who am I kidding...i'd still do her!
Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple's Girlfrenzy


The New View in Color
Monday, August 27, 2007
Jenny McCarthy & Lesbian Sex
In 2005 Jenny gave a lesbian postive interview for PlanetOut stating her interest in having a lesbian love scene with Angelina Jolie or the L Word's Kelly Lynch. YUM!
So when these bikini pics from her vacation in Hawaii surfaced, I had to post them. Well see for yourself. DAMN she is fine!

Spice Girl Mel B Lesbian Lovers Exposed!
has not one but two lesbian lovers who are coming out to tell their story
Christa Parker, 35, a mother of two, after meeting her at the gates of the school in America where their children are pupils.
Christa, in turn, apparently introduced Mel to her 26-year-old friend Elizabeth Rodriguez, a sex-toy saleswoman. The women allegedly had three-in-a-bed sessions.
When Christa introduced her to Elizabeth, the three began to have regular sex sessions. Christa said: "Mel and I were very good friends. We saw each other almost every day and would have sex at least a couple of times a week."
But she claims the singer is now in a fragile emotional state and was concerned about her whirlwind marriage to film producer Stephen Belafonte two months ago. Christa said: “Mel is so vulnerable. I’m very worried about her. I hope she’s happy. I just don’t want to see her hurt.”
Mel B was caught once before kissing a mystery women in 2004.
NICE!! Come Out , Come Out wherever you are!
Angelina's New Tattoo

I just love a tattooed women......holding be down on the bed...oh...sorry....
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Suddenly I See K.T. Tunstall Is Not Gay
K.T. wants you to know she is not gay. Here is an excerpt from her interview with Scottish newspaper The Daily RecordShe admits there is an army of lesbian fans that think her romance with her drummer Luke Bullen is fake.
KT laughed: "They do think that Luke isn't my real boyfriend. They think I'm a lesbian and that I just haven't realised it yet, or that I'm faking it.
"I don't mind and I'm incredibly flattered that I've managed to reach this whole group of people who have been traditionally s*** on over the years by society."
As far as I am concerned, you can fall in love with whoever you like whether it is a woman or a man."
Nice Rainbow Suspenders, by the way. I'm just saying, rainbow, gay...but whatever.
The Real World Comes Out Of The Closet!
Brooke LaBarbera from Real World Denver, New Mexico, East La…I don’t know. Anyway Brook has now come out as bisexual. Who is she dating? Surprise another member of the MTV family out Lesbian Evelyn from Road Rules. The couple met on one of those reunion shows/vacation/competition. Both hotties are out on their MySpace pages.Hey Evelyn, your toaster in the mail.
Also coming out from the Real World in a interview in OUTlook Magazine is Coral from RW: Back To New York.Crazy thing is I met Coral once at the gay club The Café in San Francisco 2 years ago. She had a blind date with a very hot girl friend of mine and dissed her and anyone else who did not fawn all over her faux celebrity. Goodbye Coral you are not that hot or that famous.
No toaster for you!
Rosie Back Doing Stand-up
Rosie is back doing what she does best stand-up comedy!Rosie has signed on to perform in the New York Comedy Festival. She will perform opening night at Lincoln Center and proceeds will benefit her non-profit organization Rosie’s Broadway Kids.
Also performing my trashy favorite Sarah Silverman!
Work it Girls!
No word on DVD release plans.
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Queen Latifah And A Hot Lesbian Threesome
Closeted Queen Latifah has been a super hot plus size model for Cover Girl since 2001 and has now been given her own collection.Introducing The Cover Girl Queen Collection.
More makeup to cover up anything that makes you feel bad about yourself. At least there is some big girl pride being showcased in their ads.
That’s all I got for today. I stayed up to late last night buying tequila shots and trying to score a threesome. Now I have to leave and get the ladies some breakfast. I'm just not hungry I ate so much last night. mmmmmmmmmmm
A players work is never done.
Monkey's Mask & The L Word
Kelly is no stranger to the L Word check out her Lesbian Private eye flick The Monkey's Mask. Trashy, Trashy, Trashy!
Welcome Kelly!
MTV Loves Lesbians
MTV has had a lot of gay pride in the last 5 years featuring Gays & Lesbians in many of their reality shows. OK so sometimes it’s just a clown like super queen for laughs, or a super trashy lesbian coed for sex appeal. Now MTV has a new show Engaged and Underage, about young teens who decide to take that trip down the aisle.
Meet 19 year old Cassie and Emmelie! After meeting on MySpace and dating for six weeks, moving in together with Emmelie’s parents they decide now is the time for a lifetime commitment. Um…What?I do not think these girls will be together long, especially after one major fight Emmelie asks “Why do you want to be with me?” and Cassies says “I don’t want to be alone!” Yeah ok, a great recipe for a lifetime of love.
But it is the struggle of the parents what really makes this episode worth watching. Both sets of parents are having a very hard time with the young teens being gay let alone getting married. One Father even refuses to walk her little girl down the aisle and the parents almost refuse to meet each other. Guess what happens…..young love wins out in the end!Check out the full episode and extra features on line at MTV.com
Friday, August 24, 2007
Girls Kissing Girls, Rinse & Repeat!
I love the internet! If only for this one website British website Lovegirls Wall of Kisses. Featuring....wait for it....Girls Kissing!Real Queer Girls Kissing Queer Girls! Check it out and post your own photo!
Janice Dickinson's Lesbian Supermodel
18yr old Kate Heffernan from the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency is an almost closeted lesbian. Miss Kate identifies as a lesbian on her MySpace page. Here is some revealing info from her JDMA bio.What do you lie to do in your free time?
I play basketball, volleyball, xbox 360 (Saints Row, Kameo, Call of Duty 2 & Dead or Alive 4), PC games (Counterstrike, Sims 1 and 2, Starcraft [back in the day], W.O.W., Black and White…the list goes on), Texas Hold ‘Em, and bowling.
Boxers, briefs, thong or ___________.Commando!
What part of your body do you LOVE the most? HATE the most?
I love my elbows. They were feared by many during basketball.
Who’s the most beautiful person you know?
My old roommate Melissa. She has a gorgeous unique face, Cindy Crawford mole, and has the biggest heart ever. Not to mention a bangin’ body. We do this thing where I beat box (terribly) and she dances in her underwear. Biw-chicka-bow-owwwwwwww, someone send her back from Canada!
Have you ever cheated on a girl/boyfriend? If so, did you get caught? How?
Nope. If I’m ever interested in someone else, why the hell would I stay with my boyfriend?
Yeah boyfriend…ok, You should have let your myspace page know about your boyfriend.
Do You Think Da Brat's A Dyke?
Do you remember Da Brat? 1994’s rap hit Funkdafied then more recently Celebrity Fit Club and season 4 of the Surreal Life. Yeah…. no I didn’t remember her either. Well she back on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar with Perez Hilton and he had a few things to say about her and her hidden sexuality. Dyke, maybe?



















