Thursday, October 18, 2007

Lynne Cheney Is A Bad Mom


Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney, busy promoting her forthcoming memoir, Blue Skies, No Fences, spoke about her experience as the parent of a gay child during an interview with CBS’ Sunday Morning.

"I think the society has evolved. I've evolved in my way of thinking, but I think the whole society has evolved. You know, my mother had a rule which was people are just people."

She has "evolved" in her way of thinking about her daughter....evolved...um, ok.

Daddy tried to take your civil rights away, and we don't want anyone to talk about you, your lover or your baby, but we are evolving.

More with the Cheney's love here

Ellen's Dog Attack

Crying Attack. Give The Woman The Dog Back! DAMN!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Lesbian Bath Day - Xena.......?

Not really a movie but I had a dream about this scene last night.
So I had to share, Xena and Gabriel taking a hot and steamy bath.

22 Butt-Kicking Babes

Entertainment Weekly has just posted a photo spread of the 22 Butt-Kicking Babes from TV and movies. Do you think they left anyone out? Are you bored by the new Bionic Woman as much as I am?

Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - RECAP!!

So for you my lovely ladies each week I am going to watch and recap every episode of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila . Here is a minute by minute recap, with my two cents thrown in.

9:59 – Recap and intro

10:00 – I am a bisexual – what a way to come out of the closet- guys and girls all upset and confused – my eyes are burning a butch in a bikini top


10:01 – Girls are mad and feel betrayed by Tila.

10:03 – Girls all mad stop hitting on me you stupid dick, yes we really are gay

10:03 – Girls gang up on euro trash Italian Domenico


10:04 – Euro trash Domenico pushed into the pool – everyone hates him

10:06 –Boy fight

10:07 –Commercial break

10:10 – Fight continues security comes in


10:11 – Euro guy thinks he is the voice of reason…yeah right!

10:12 – Fight starts again

10:13 – Tila cries and HOT Rebecca is there to comfort her and understand her and of course kiss her!


10:14 – All the girls run over to Tila to join in the comforting….hot!

10:15 – Lala leaves discussed with everyone’s behavior, oh yeah and the men.

10:16 – Commercial Break

10:19 – Tila chases Lala but Lala still leaves…WHAT!!!

10:20 – Tila keeps it real


10:21 – Vanessa reveals her strategy – distract the boys with her hotness and to show Tila her love

10:22 – Ashli admits she wants to lose her virginity to Tila

10:23 – Ashley is a box of rocks! How is this guy a high school guidance counselor?

10:24 – Guys start asking girls “do you think I’m hot?”

10:25 – Commercial Break – 4 going home tonight

10:28 – Is she going to wear the swimsuit the whole episode? YES PLEASE!

10:29 – The boys strut the runway in high heels

10:30 – Girls start talking lots of shit.

10:31 – Marcus back flips in heels and moons Tila with his yucky ass

10:32 – Girls do 20 pushups – LESBIANS UNITE!

10:33 – Marcus slaps a Sara ass, then denies it - drama starts again


10:35 – Foam party…uh…girls bikinis and foam what else is there to say. Where the guys even there?

10:36 – 2 guys a 1 girl (Eric, Eddie, Rebeckah) find hidden chips in the foam and win alone time before the elimination

10:37 – Commercial Break

10:40 – Virgin Eddie – declines a kiss from Tila. ARE YOU CRAZY!

10:42 –Tila kisses Rebecca a lot……yup a lot

10:44 – Think, Think, Think – Commercial Break

10:45 – Think, Think, Think

10:46 – “My confidence is equal to or below less” Ashley is a stupid drunk hick.

10:49 – Tila returns - No rotating bar?

10:50 – Tila promises no more secrets

10:51 – 4 to go home but the rest get to move into the house tomorrow.

10:52 – Going home - Virgin Eddie, Grace (buy hot asian), Stephianie (one butch down) Goodbye

10:53 – Michael gotta stop being a mamas boy - but you can stay. Scared Ya! -

10:55 – Marcus BYE, BYE!

10:57 – Tila says lets do it “Tila Style” then bends over and shakes it “Stripper Style”

10:58 – Next time – 17 guys and girls move in to the mansion and there is only one really big bed and girls are cheating on Tila already.

If you want to watch the episode go here

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Margaret Cho Taking Over The World!

The edge did a great interview with Margaret Cho

Tony Phillips: I know, now speaking of bad dogs, you’re bringing a little burlesque energy to New York and I have to tell you, we really need it now. It’s sorely lacking.

Margaret Cho: It’s exciting, I can’t wait to get there.

Tony Phillips: I’m excited by your lineup. The burlesque scene in New York is always so the usual suspects, but there are people on your bill I’ve never even heard of. Is this a West Coast joint?

Margaret Cho: It’s new, it’s different and it’s a lot of wild stuff. So I’m really excited. It’s not just burlesque, there’s a lot of comedy and music and dancing. I’m doing a lot of burlesque dancing and we designed the sets just like the Open Your Heart video.

Tony Phillips: That’s fantastic. So how did you find your cast?

Margaret Cho: Most of the people I’ve worked with before on other projects, and also on this show. I mean we’ve been doing this show for over a year now so it’s just about finding those people that I really connect with and getting it together. And so it was like a year of looking at different people and working with different people and now this group is perfect.

Also Cho, has already announced a two-week extension of her hit show, The Sensuous Woman, since ticket sales has resulted in the show being extended through November 3rd. Created by and starring comedian Margaret Cho, The Sensuous Woman is a raucous, outrageous and funny night of comedy, music and dance that celebrates the female body and features a supporting cast of renowned burlesque stars and established and emerging comedians.

Rosie First Art Show!

Rosie had a show of her 27 paintings at New York’s New World Stages. Lots of stars on the guest list including Susan Powter, Cyndi Lauper, Charles Busch, Margaret Cho and former View colleague Joy Behar.

Beverley D Mac Keen, New World Stages' Executive Director, explains, "To me, her work, her compositions and materials, explore so many levels simultaneously: she balances anger and inspiration, hope and hurt, isolation and inclusion to ultimately poise on the wonderful point of solace."

Read a review here

Monday, October 15, 2007

The Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes

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Vintage Lesbian Love on AMC's Mad Men

Check out this lesbian story line on AMC's original series Mad Men, set in 1960 about workers at a big New York ad agency.

Very real but kinda sad.

Michelle Rodriguez Hits The Town With Her L Girls

Perez Hilton caught Michelle Rodriguez Friday night getting down with her "Lesbian Gal Pals".

Rodriguez kept going to the bathroom (to powder her nose) throughout the night. She was also dancing like an idiot, sniffing her armpits, making out with a hot dyke and taking pics with all her gal pals.

But she's not gay...no way

Butch Lesbian Ejected From Bathroom Files Lawsuit

This hot little butch Khadijah Farmer was kicked out of the Caliente Cab restaurant on Gay Pride weekend when someone complained there was a man in the womens restroom. When a male bouncer burst in and banged on the stall door.

“Inside the stall door, I could see him. That horrified me, and it made me feel extremely uncomfortable. I said to him, ‘I’m a female, and I’m supposed to be in here.’ After I came out of the bathroom stall, I attempted to show him my ID to show him that I was in the right place, and he just refused to look at my identification. His exact words were, ‘Your ID is neither here nor there,’ which means that my ID didn’t matter to him.”

The Transgender Legal Defense and Education Fund filed a lawsuit in State Supreme Court in Manhattan against Caliente Cab, asserting that she was the victim of gender discrimination.

Khadijah, I hope you are awarded a decadent amount of money. So much that you can roll around naked in your winnings for days and days and never get tired. If you need help counting I am available.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Alicia Keys Talks About Playing Gay!

Alicia Keys opens up on her gay-themed role in the film Smokin' Aces in Complex Magazine.

"What is this gay shit?" she asked the director about the relationship between Georgia and her partner.

As the 27-year old singer read the script, however, she began to see things in a different light. She tells Complex: …The more I read, the more I got it. I was like, “Wow, there’s nothing people will expect from me less than this.” And that’s what I wanted when it came to the film. I don’t want to be the singing, piano-playing “girl role.” I want to be something that’s not who I am.

To be honest I never really liked her, but Lesbian/Bi-sexual rumors have been following her since the start of her career and she looks pretty gay. But obviously not very a intelligent lesbian...gay shit....nice vocabulary.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dear Abby Comes Out!

Lovable syndicated newspaper advice columnist Dear Abby (aka Jeane Phillips), came out in support of gay marriage and was just received the PFLAG's "Straight for Equality" award.

"I believe if two people want to commit to each other, God bless 'em. That is the highest form of commitment, for heaven's sake....If gay Americans are not allowed to get married and have all the benefits that American citizens are entitled to by the Bill of Rights, they should get one hell of a tax break. That is my opinion."

Thanks for the support Abby, lets hope your readers join you in the cause.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Madonna Makes A $120 Million Deal

Queen of Pop has signed a deal with the concert promoters Live Nation and left her former label Warner Music. With the new ten-year deal Madonna is getting paid $120 million plus stock options!

I guess she is a material girl.

But If I had that much money I would be the pick you up in a club, take you and your three hot friends back to my mansion, smoke some blunts, take lots of shots, pass out after having nasty, dirty, drunk, group sex in my huge silk covered 20sq ft bed, have the cook make us a late breakfast, then in the morning decide to fly to vegas just for the fun of it, so we can do it all over again.....girl.

Is that wrong?

Britney Such A F@cking Lady!

I wasn't even going to post this but she just never stops showing what a truly classic and modest lady she is.

As you guest here is the pic of forgeting to wear underwear and then spreading her legs wide for the paparazzi.

NSFW Britney's underwearless photoshoot

Also just released the uncensored version of the Gimme More video with Spears topless with pasties. It's still pretty awful but I thought it would post it anyway.


Holly Hunter Is Hot and Sometimes Gay!

I was just thinking about how hot Holly Hunter was and then I remembered the movie she did with Queen Latifah Living Out Loud and my favorite scene where they both take ecstasy and go to a hot Lesbian club. Where of course Holly Hunter has a hot dance number.

Whatever, I see you mocking me. Just watch it. It's hot and fun.

Michelle Rodriguez Talking About Doing Time

Michelle Rodriguez's webmaster posted a message on her myspace page about her future six-month prison sentence.

Yes, it's true. 180 days in county jail. That is her sentence. But all is well. She is and will be just fine. Just hours after this ruling, she's as positive as ever.

Michelle will still be leaving for New Zealand to film James Cameron's Avatar and will then report back to turn herself in to serve her sentence by Christmas Eve. Michelle is a survivor and is always growing from her experiences, and this will be no different. So just keep her in your thoughts and prayers and send your love and positivity her way and again, know that she currently is and always will be alright. Nothing will bring her down, especially not something like this.

Keep an eye on
the site or check back here later on for more.

Leigh(Michelle's Webmaster)

Michelle also spent some talking to TMZ.com she said "I am free wherever I am." She also discussed Britney Spears vs. Whitney Houston, Kiefer Sutherland's DUI and even her perspective on life.

We wish you well Michelle.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Queer Music Day - Jenro

Meet Jenro lesbian rap artist from the San Francisco Bay Area. Also featured artist in the documentary Pick up the Mic!

Also check out our queer video section on our YouTube page.



Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Michelle Rodriguez Dykealicious & Going To Jail!

Michelle Rodriguez been sentenced to 180 days in county jail for a probation violation and will not be eligible for early release.

Michelle violated her probation by not completing her community service requirement and also drinking alcohol three times while wearing an electronic alcohol monitoring device.

You been a bad, bad girl Michelle. I have some community service you can do...in my bed! LICK IT!

Rosie O'Donnell Signs & Shushes!

Rosie O'Donnell was at Barnes & Noble Tuesday for three hours signing her book Celebrity Detox, in stores now.

All profits from the book go to Rosie's Broadway Kids program dedicated to enriching the lives of children through arts education.

The dumb Donald Trump told TV’s Extra “The book is boring and has no educational value. Rosie is very unkind to Barbara Walters who saved her dying career. She is a very disloyal person.”

Nobody cares what you think, Donald!

If you wanna hear more of what Rosie has to say about her book she has posted more videos talking about her new book on her website.

Tile Tequila Episode Recap


So for you my lovely ladies I sat through the entire premiere of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and it was more interesting than I expected. Here is a minute by minute recap.

10:00 - Opening montage, Tila Music video and introduction bisexual hot girl who can't find love.

10:02 – Testosterone Arrives. First dumb quote. "I've never been with an asian girl before but I love Chinese Food."

10:03 – Reveal fabulous 4 story hot pink mansion and symbolic keys to Tila's heart



10:04 – The drinking starts (what’s reality TV without a open bar?)

10:05 – The Men begin begging, playing and gift giving. First up a virgin aspiring singer suitor with great lyrics, “I gotta find a way, I gotta find a way, I gotta find a way, to get to you, I gotta find a way” classic!

10:06 – First Kiss

10:07 – Second kiss – Random Italian Euro trash guy who says he can have sex with any women he cooks for…sure

10:08 – First Homophobic joke

10:09 – Tila beat boxes with lame aspiring rapper suitor

10:10 – First testosterone bitch fight


10:11 - commercial

10:12 - fight continues – Tila is unimpressed but I bet she keeps them around

10:14 - Male suitor gives Tila Diamond earrings. Her response “This bitch can’t be bought…oh wait maybe she can!”…snap

10:16 - commercial break – Why does she keep saying I am a bisexual? Like it's a strange kind of fruit. Whatever, she's hot.

10:20 - Tila decides which 5 boys to send home. Oh think, think, think



10:21 - Tila appears out of a slow rotating bar with a sexy soundtrack.

10:22 - Goodbye - Benny from Boston who gave her a tea bag as a gift (lame) Robbie who gave a Tila a frog figurine (guess he is the prince) Michael the drummer with the hot pink jacket (enough said) Lance the guy from clown college (clowns are cool but not sexy) Greg who gave Tila body oil and tried to get to second base (first episode dude slow down)

10:23 - Toast to love and Tila sends the boys home for the night



10:24 - Commercial Break

10:27 - 15 Lesbians Arrive..oh I spotted some real lesbians and a couple butches!

10:28 - Tila joins the girls wearing a so hot gold dress and the girls just love her, screaming all over for Tila's hotness!



10:29 - Drinking starts first person to say “Let’s take a shot of tequila!”

10:30 - Tila discovers she has matching panties with Amanda. Then America is introduced to the definition of Gold star lesbian and Silver star lesbian

10:31 - Second virgin

10:32 - Tila says girls make her tingle. I just like the way she says tingle.

10:33 - Tila kisses a girl and dishes a butch. Whatever, I love you butches.

10:35 - Sitting next to Tila and you talking about your ex, bad idea girl friend! Girls overly emotional…WHAT? I’ve never seen that?

10:36 - More kisses. Tila loves the ladies!

10:37 - Commercial and announcement of costume contest! YES!

10:40 - Costume contest – in order - catholic school girl, nurse, topless angel, cat, maid, army, construction (ohh sloppy), girl scout, dominatrix (Tila grabbed her whip and ouch that’s gotta hurt.) hot butch in a lame robe? (Amada says butches are creepy, HATER!) , plumber, taxi, butch firefighter, orange…what? Card bikini, American flag,


10:44 – think, think, think!

10:45 - Tila appears out of a in a rotating bar, please keep a butch..please

10:46 - bye Scout (orange) , Ellie ( plumber) Chaos (army), Brenda (taxi), Keasha (caution). Butches Stay…YES!



10:47 - commercial

10:51 - Pool party and bisexual surprise reveal – Boys arrive


10:52 - Girls arrive – Bikini's rocks!

10:53 - Boys meet Lesbian

10:54 - Amanda says - "What is penis doing here?"

10:55 - Tila "I am A bisexual!"

10:57 - Titillating montage of future episodes, one huge bed, mud wrestling, pole dancing, crying, I love you, I love you, fighting, screaming, cat fight, ambulance, more crying!

10:58 - Tila’s final words “It’s not about being with a guy or a girl, it’s about what’s best for me”

10:59 - Final shot of Tila running yelling “Wait, Wait, Wait!!”

Ok I have to admit it I'm hooked. Tila is hot, and the potential for dyke drama is immense. I guess I will have to watch again next week. Who am I kidding I will be watching every week. I will make sure to keep up the recaps. If you want to watch the full episode online go here

Lesbian Move Day - High Art

Yummy Ally Sheedy!

Beth Ditto Happy Being A Big Fat Dyke!


The 26-year old diva singer of the group The Gossip tells The Telegraph she’s happy being a “big fat dyke”.

‘I didn’t hate my body. Other people did, which was hard to understand. There was this fat-girl revolution. My whole life I’d felt that because you were fat you were never going to be successful, and then I met these people who said, “Actually, that’s not true. It’s sexy.”’

‘You can spend all that energy trying to change who you are and not get important things done, or you can accept it and do what matters. If what matters to you is starving yourself and working out, then that to me is so depressing. In the meantime you could be making a really amazing song or painting a great picture or meeting people who actually care about you.’

Britney Just Can't Keep Her Legs Shut!

Britney keeps trying new things. First she bombs on her performance at the VMA's, her album tanks, she looses her kids, missed her first visitation appointment, now visits her kids with a parenting coach supervising and she got drug tested.

But have no fear Britney will never stop opening her legs so wide that we get this lovely shot.


Oh, Behave...no really please...behave!

Sienna Miller Naked Again

Sienna Miller was topless a few weeks ago and now she fully naked filming a skinny dipping scene for her new movie Hippie Hippie Shake.

A little too skinny for me but I thought some of you might find it enjoyable.

Sienna Miller Naked - NSFW

Preaching To The Choir!

Let California Ring's new campaign commercial.

Monday, October 8, 2007

When A Lesbian Sees A Penis

Lesbian + penis

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Vintage Lesbian Clip - Dykesploitation

That Tender Touch! - Dykesploitation Flick

From the Wolfe Vintage Collection - this rediscovered camp gem is a classic example of the lesbian exploitation genre, or what we like to call Dykesploitation!

That Tender Touch focuses on the twisted break up of lesbian lovers Marsha (Bee Tompkins) and Terri (Sue Bernard) who share a contented life together before dissatisfaction invades their Southern California wood-paneled apartment.

Rosie Talks About Her Detox

Since Rosie has canceled all media interviews for her new book Celebrity Detox.

Now on Rosie.com there is a new section with video commentary about her book. So you can hear directly from Rosie why she is not doing interviews, what she says in the book about The View and her childhood and why the book was so painful to write.

We are with you Rosie. Keep your head up!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

I AM NOT A LESBIAN! I Just Look Like One.

In an interview with Radar, the “radical liberal” (code for Lesbian) filmmaker Randy Bean denied her suspected Lesbian relationship with Condoleezza Rice says:

Condi (Condoleezza Rice) and I have been friends for 25 years. We co-own an investment property in Palo Alto. We do not share a home.…The insult to my integrity is not that I’m gay but that I’m closeted. For the record, I’m straight. Anyone who knows me knows how strongly connected I am to my values and political beliefs. If I were gay, I’d be out, loud, and proud.

Bean also says queer speculations are “rumor-mongering at its least imaginative.”

Doesn't she kinda look like Randy Dean from True Adventures Of Two Girls In Love?

Lesbian Pulp Live On Stage!

Here is a great New York Times article about the stage production of The Beebo Brinker Chronicles, a stage production based on the Ann Bannon lesbian pulp novels from the 1950s.


Also check out AfterEllen.com article about Ann Bannon

Butch Photo Of The Day - Katherine Moennig aka SHANE!

I have to admit it, I like the L Word. The story arc isn't always the best but I gotta support any TV show that has lesbians let alone lesbians in sex scenes. Thank You Cable!

But I LOVE SHANE. shane, shane, shane..oh how I think of you. In reality I'd like you to gain about 20lbs and butch it up a little more. But even without all that you woo me with your voice and those eyes....DAMN! I wouldn't even have to be the bottom...or is shane a bottom...is she even really gay or not?

I needed to know so I did a little googling to see what I could find. So, here is what Boston's GLBT magazine The Edge said about Katherine's sexuality as part of their Maybe Gay series.

Katherine Moennig
Anyone who hasn’t speculated on Kate Moennig’s sexual preference obviously hasn’t seen a single episode of Showtime’s hit lesbian drama The L Word. This girl just screams ’dyke’ every time she gets in close proximity to another woman-and on The L Word, that’s very close indeed. If that’s not enough, before Moennig played gay, she played male (as Jake Pratt in Young Americans) and transsexual (Law and Order).

Rumors to Support: In 2005, the New York Post’s Page Sex reported Moennig and Portia de Rossi’s ex-girlfriend Francesca Gregorini ’canoodling’ at a party "in full view of guests". In 2006, L Word co-star Jennifer Beals lumped Kate in with a list of women she consults when she needs help ’playing a lesbian’. All of the other women she mentioned, Leisha Hailey, Illene Chaiken & Rose Troche are out lesbians.

On the Contrary: Kate has steadfastly refused to discuss her sexual orientation, though as we all know, that really doesn’t help people think you’re straight. Moennig has never been linked to a long-term relationship with another woman. But then again, she hasn’t been linked to one with a man either.

Likelihood She’s Gay: Nine out of Ten - Moennig ranks right up there with Jodie Foster for women who are just so gay-it really seems even pointless to keep it under wraps any longer.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Rosie and Rosanne Questioned About Britney

TMZ caught up with Rosie and Rosanne as she came out of Comix, where Roseanne Barr was performing and questioned them both about the Popwreck also known as Britney Spears.

Angelina's Dyke Attack


Mom & Dad were just picking up Maddox for school at Lycée Français de New York on the Upper East Side and some girl just lost her mind screaming "We Love You, We Love You!" Angelina's Dyke Attack Video Here.

Girl Ports A New Lesbian Travel Website



http://www.girlports.com the first travel information website exclusively for lesbians and bisexual women, launched today. The site provides lesbian-centric listings for destinations around the world with everything from bars and nightclubs to social and sporting groups, restaurants and more.

Whoo Hoo. I love to travel and I love to travel with lesbians even more!
A couple drinks, some Indigo Girls Karaoke, a little ecstasy, next thing you know we are all naked in the pool!

Thank You Girlports for providing a important and valuable service.

Amy Tee Dykealicious Comedian

Amy Tee, one half of the 2 Dyke Minimum comedic duo featuring Sandra Valls.

Check out her recent interview reflecting on her desire to be a rapper and other not so musical desires.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Realizing my dream of being the lesbian version of Hugh Hefner.

What is the trait you most deplore?
Girls who don’t know how to use their indoor voice in bed on a Sunday morning.

What is your most striking characteristic?
Have you seen my picture?

What is it that you most dislike?
Those CROC shoes and meat on the bone.